5 Reasons Udub beats Arizona

http://beardownwildcats.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3952
His name is John Gorst, and apparently he is a social worker in the 206 area code.
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I thought we were playing Auburn this weekend?PurpleReign said:Some husky fan posted it on page 2 of this discussion thread
http://beardownwildcats.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3952
His name is John Gorst, and apparently he is a social worker in the 206 area code. -
I wouldn't be upset if 5 reasons got posted on both.HuskyJW said:
I thought we were playing Auburn this weekend?PurpleReign said:Some husky fan posted it on page 2 of this discussion thread
http://beardownwildcats.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3952
His name is John Gorst, and apparently he is a social worker in the 206 area code.
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Trap game for UW.
What's with oogs and using all caps for the fucking team name?
CATS with the upset. Calling it. -
Obviously we're nothing special, but to me this UW team is seriously the most overhyped Pac-12 team in at least the last decade. I honestly don't see it.
Either way start Dawkins or gtfo.
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He's probably not wrongRaceBannon said:Obviously we're nothing special, but to me this UW team is seriously the most overhyped Pac-12 team in at least the last decade. I honestly don't see it.
Either way start Dawkins or gtfo.
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MEOWPostGameOrangeSlices said:
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HuskyJW said:
I thought we were playing BAMA this weekend?PurpleReign said:Some husky fan posted it on page 2 of this discussion thread
http://beardownwildcats.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3952
His name is John Gorst, and apparently he is a social worker in the 206 area code. -
Labron Coleman...nice.
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Obvious Mellodawg is obvious.
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You're the real MVP purple reign for making these
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Fucked up thing is that they dont really disagree with you. They already think their team sucks
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Yeah, had a similar thought, I mean Big Lebowski avatar was spotted.BrickSquad said:Fucked up thing is that they dont really disagree with you. They already think their team sucks
Think they would fit well on hardcore husky imo -
"I know you are already a bemoaning your existence as an ARIZONA 2016 FB fan, but let me just tell you why I think you really don't have change".
Sad. I guess you can't expect every fanbase to have someone knowledgeable about their opponent every week... -
You forgot Ossai's speed.
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Arizona has two 245 pound d-lineman starting. Worst defense in the PAC 12 in all aspects, D-line, LB's, and secondary. ASU has a very bad secondary but these guys are totally bad, huge issues at QB. Still to be determined who will start at QB since Solomon has digressed and is hurt.The Cat RB Wilson continues to be injury prone and the 2nd string RB got arrested last week and is gone. The Cats lost most of their best WR's. Washington will win this by at least 4 touchdowns. Dick Rod wanted the Gamecock job and has not recruited, fired Casteel and most of his defensive coaches. A fun game as a Sun Devil to watch, go Doogs.
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UW -9.5 seems like free money
if, you know, we weren't fucking losers
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It's not as fun when they* don't bother to argue with you and pretty much accept the poast at face value.PurpleReign said:Some husky fan posted it on page 2 of this discussion thread
http://beardownwildcats.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3952
His name is John Gorst, and apparently he is a social worker in the 206 area code.
The only objection was one guy who thought it was going to be 40-50 scored against them vs. 34. -
Sundevil76 said:
Arizona has two 245 pound d-lineman starting. Worst defense in the PAC 12 in all aspects, D-line, LB's, and secondary. ASU has a very bad secondary but these guys are totally bad, huge issues at QB. Still to be determined who will start at QB since Solomon has digressed and is hurt.The Cat RB Wilson continues to be injury prone and the 2nd string RB got arrested last week and is gone. The Cats lost most of their best WR's. Washington will win this by at least 4 touchdowns. Dick Rod wanted the Gamecock job and has not recruited, fired Casteel and most of his defensive coaches. A fun game as a Sun Devil to watch, go Doogs.
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Damn, that fanbase is completely demoralized and the team is in dissaray. Not even worth fucking with them
This game will reverse the bad shit that's happened in the desert over the last decade
Not even close...49-17 Dawgs -
I just hope that Michael Eletise does the Zach Banner crying face after the game while looking at Nick Harris
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I would love to see the formula and objective data you are using to come up with 81% -
No can do, that formula is proprietaryPurpleReign said:
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If we dont win by 28 ill be shocked
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Their fans sound so dejected already the trolling didn't even rile them up. They expect that UW is going to kick their ass.
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complete with guam flag LOLwhatshouldicareabout said:I just hope that Michael Eletise does the Zach Banner crying face after the game while looking at Nick Harris
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Gladstone said:
complete with #puntflag LOLwhatshouldicareabout said:I just hope that Michael Eletise does the Zach Banner crying face after the game while looking at Nick Harris
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Took a while, but there it is.
Thanks for saving me the time to go to the game. Really appreciate it. What to do with the 9 hours I had set aside for the game now? Read? Underwater basket weaving? Stare at college girls?
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Well that wasn't very nice Newport. Especially since it's obvious to anyone with a brain that PurpleHaze is being funny. Thus rendering the probability his humor went over your head at a solid 100%.
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I laughed:
It sounds like time for additional probabilities.
Chances Arizona wins, 10%.
Chances Jimi Hendrix is actually singing "excuse me while I kiss this guy," 15%.
Chances Sark shows up to the game hammered drunk and tries to start a Go Dawgs chant, 8%
Chances UW wins by 14 and Venoy Overton tells police he thought it was actually 18, 33%
Chances Chris Petersen's nickname for his reproductive organ is "The Space Needle," 0%
Chances Anu Solomon runs the ball and flips into the end zone to win the game, 1%