Seattle's homeless camp cleanup fails due to city protocols - But we pay for it anyway.

TurdBomber · September 2016

Could this Mayor and City Council be any more incompetent? Can you say "multi-agency bureaucratic mess?" Can you see how big government collapses under its own weight and incompetence? It's only a matter of time before Husky fans encounter droves of these fucks at Montlake. http://komonews.com/news/local/seattles-homeless-camp-cleanup-fails-due-to-city-protocols

RaceBannon · September 2016

Why not put the homeless in the half finished transit tunnel?

TierbsHsotBoobs · September 2016

I'm surprised you're surprised

rodmansrage · September 2016

RaceBannon said:
Why not put the homeless in the half full husky stadium ~~finished transit tunnel~~?

suirp · September 2016

I'm baffled why we can't solve this more easily.

Create work training camps in places like Yakima (away from me) and give people 3 hots and a cot to relocate there. Give them very basic shelters to live in, and no access to booze or drugs or TV or the Internet. Sort of like military boot camp but for people with issues that preclude them from joining the military. The key is to make it really fucking cheap so that it isn't much of a tax burden -- ideally in fact it becomes self supporting because these folks can be trucked to local towns and cities each day to do paid chores like sweeping streets and cleaning sewers, then they can be trucked back to their work camp each night.

Then each time a homeless person shows up in Seattle or Tacoma or Bellevue, put them on a daily van to these work camps.

Half of these fuckers are criminals anyway. The kid that was killed in his tent by the side of the freeway was a non-compliant sex offender. So take all of the criminal ones and ship them further away -- like Wyoming. And after Trump's wall is built, deport them to the other side of the wall, even if they are US citizens... I don't give a fuck. Make Mexico feed them.

RaceBannon · September 2016

suirp said:
I'm baffled why we can't solve this more easily.

Create work training camps in places like Yakima (away from me) and give people 3 hots and a cot to relocate there. Give them very basic shelters to live in, and no access to booze or drugs or TV or the Internet. Sort of like military boot camp but for people with issues that preclude them from joining the military. The key is to make it really fucking cheap so that it isn't much of a tax burden -- ideally in fact it becomes self supporting because these folks can be trucked to local towns and cities each day to do paid chores like sweeping streets and cleaning sewers, then they can be trucked back to their work camp each night.

Then each time a homeless person shows up in Seattle or Tacoma or Bellevue, put them on a daily van to these work camps.

Half of these fuckers are criminals anyway. The kid that was killed in his tent by the side of the freeway was a non-compliant sex offender. So take all of the criminal ones and ship them further away -- like Wyoming. And after Trump's wall is built, deport them to the other side of the wall, even if they are US citizens... I don't give a fuck. Make Mexico feed them.

suirp · September 2016

RaceBannon said:

suirp said:
I'm baffled why we can't solve this more easily.

Create work training camps in places like Yakima (away from me) and give people 3 hots and a cot to relocate there. Give them very basic shelters to live in, and no access to booze or drugs or TV or the Internet. Sort of like military boot camp but for people with issues that preclude them from joining the military. The key is to make it really fucking cheap so that it isn't much of a tax burden -- ideally in fact it becomes self supporting because these folks can be trucked to local towns and cities each day to do paid chores like sweeping streets and cleaning sewers, then they can be trucked back to their work camp each night.

Then each time a homeless person shows up in Seattle or Tacoma or Bellevue, put them on a daily van to these work camps.

Half of these fuckers are criminals anyway. The kid that was killed in his tent by the side of the freeway was a non-compliant sex offender. So take all of the criminal ones and ship them further away -- like Wyoming. And after Trump's wall is built, deport them to the other side of the wall, even if they are US citizens... I don't give a fuck. Make Mexico feed them.

Are you saying we need to hire people with the efficiency of the Germans to operate and supervise these training camps? Or that you have a better idea...

TurdBomber · September 2016

RaceBannon said:
Why not put the homeless in the half finished transit tunnel?

And fill it in behind them? Interesting.

Southerndawg · September 2016

TurdBuffer said:

RaceBannon said:
Why not put the homeless in the half finished transit tunnel?
And fill it in behind them? Interesting.

Special showers and furnaces are more efficient.

TurdBomber · September 2016

Southerndawg said:

TurdBuffer said:

RaceBannon said:
Why not put the homeless in the half finished transit tunnel?
And fill it in behind them? Interesting.
Special showers and furnaces are more efficient.

Unless they're solar-powered, you won't get them permitted here.

DerekJohnson · September 2016

1. Set up a tent city for them in The Zone

2. Wait six weeks and then during a TV timeout in the west end zone have the UW prez give Jen Cohen an award for raising awareness about the homeless.

TurdBomber · September 2016

DerekJohnson said:
1. Set up a tent city for them on Foster Island.
2. Napalm it.

PurpleJ · September 2016

We?

Swaye · September 2016

suirp said:
I'm baffled why we can't solve this more easily.

Create work training camps in places like Yakima (away from me) and give people 3 hots and a cot to relocate there. Give them very basic shelters to live in, and no access to booze or drugs or TV or the Internet. Sort of like military boot camp but for people with issues that preclude them from joining the military. The key is to make it really fucking cheap so that it isn't much of a tax burden -- ideally in fact it becomes self supporting because these folks can be trucked to local towns and cities each day to do paid chores like sweeping streets and cleaning sewers, then they can be trucked back to their work camp each night.

Then each time a homeless person shows up in Seattle or Tacoma or Bellevue, put them on a daily van to these work camps.

Half of these fuckers are criminals anyway. The kid that was killed in his tent by the side of the freeway was a non-compliant sex offender. So take all of the criminal ones and ship them further away -- like Wyoming. And after Trump's wall is built, deport them to the other side of the wall, even if they are US citizens... I don't give a fuck. Make Mexico feed them.

This sounds exactly like the operation of a Soviet Gulag. I like it. Especially if we can kill the ones too sick or lazy to work.

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