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Democract Senator's Daughter cranks up price of EpiPen

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  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 38,633 Standard Supporter
    PurpleJ said:

    Surely there is a competing product that I could buy?

    We have a few commies on here competing with Ozone but they're not quite as red.
  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    makes sense but I think the data would be more accurate if you used and innerjoin.
    OZONE said:

    DeepSeaZ said:

    SQL porn. Now join PurpleJ and Splooge tables...

    OZONE said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Computer nerd hot talk right here.

    SELECT *
    FROM HardcoreHusky.Members
    WHERE Name = 'PurpleJ'
    AND IQ > 80

    =====
    Execute


    =====
    No Rows Returned


    You could join them (they aren't really separate tables) using subqueries like this to return their respective rows as separate virtual tables:

    SELECT *
    FROM
    ( SELECT * FROM HardcoreHusky.Members WHERE Name = 'PurpleJ' ) as P
    FULL OUTER JOIN
    ( SELECT * FROM HardcoreHusky.Members WHERE Name = 'Splooge' ) as S

    But unless they share a common key or attribute on which to join, you will just get a cartesian product -- AND NOBODY wants a cartesian product of PurpleJ or Splooge, so it would be best to use a union to just show their rows as follows:

    INSERT INTO HardcoreHusky.Junk

    SELECT * FROM HardcoreHusky.Members WHERE Name = 'PurpleJ'
    UNION ALL
    SELECT * FROM HardcoreHusky.Members WHERE Name = 'Splooge'

    Leave off the INSERT clause if you actually want to see the rows instead of putting them where they belong.
  • OZONE
    OZONE Member Posts: 2,510
    Accuracy depends on what data you want. Again, is there a key or attribute in the table that joins Purp to Splooge? If not, then there is nothing to join, which is when you'd use the union instead.
    DeepSeaZ said:

    makes sense but I think the data would be more accurate if you used and innerjoin.

    OZONE said:

    DeepSeaZ said:

    SQL porn. Now join PurpleJ and Splooge tables...

    OZONE said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Computer nerd hot talk right here.

    SELECT *
    FROM HardcoreHusky.Members
    WHERE Name = 'PurpleJ'
    AND IQ > 80

    =====
    Execute


    =====
    No Rows Returned


    You could join them (they aren't really separate tables) using subqueries like this to return their respective rows as separate virtual tables:

    SELECT *
    FROM
    ( SELECT * FROM HardcoreHusky.Members WHERE Name = 'PurpleJ' ) as P
    FULL OUTER JOIN
    ( SELECT * FROM HardcoreHusky.Members WHERE Name = 'Splooge' ) as S

    But unless they share a common key or attribute on which to join, you will just get a cartesian product -- AND NOBODY wants a cartesian product of PurpleJ or Splooge, so it would be best to use a union to just show their rows as follows:

    INSERT INTO HardcoreHusky.Junk

    SELECT * FROM HardcoreHusky.Members WHERE Name = 'PurpleJ'
    UNION ALL
    SELECT * FROM HardcoreHusky.Members WHERE Name = 'Splooge'

    Leave off the INSERT clause if you actually want to see the rows instead of putting them where they belong.
  • OZONE
    OZONE Member Posts: 2,510
    edited August 2016

    Kinda crazy story...no clue how this minor detail isn't being talked about. The CEO of Mylan is Heather Bresch, who happens to be the daughter of WV Democratic Senator Joe Manchin (wonder who helps sponsor some of the govt requirements for the Epipen use...). She also managed to up her own salary something like 900% while cranking up the price.

    http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/23/health/epipen-price-mylan-prescription-drugs-increase/index.html
    http://www.forbes.com/sites/kellyphillipserb/2016/08/24/that-400-epipen-price-hike-could-hit-your-wallet-even-if-you-dont-need-one/2/#23084cf84176

    Small beans compared to the Clinton Foundation, but interesting none-the-less...


    Is it as interesting as Martin Shkreli endorsing Trump?

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/pharma-bro-martin-shkreli-endorses-donald-trump-article-1.2651758

    "Shkreli, who is currently awaiting trial for securities fraud, said later that “all you people who don't like trump are jealous, stupid and poor! don't make me laugh!”
    "

  • ttu_85
    ttu_85 Member Posts: 85
    Swaye said:

    I'm sitting at my IBM 386 about to finger blast my ass while looking at midget porn. I thought we were all supposed to share. No?

    Great post. I laughed. So to put it in dork so the geeks can get some use and excitement.

    SELECT *
    FROM hot.midgets WHERE height < 49 AND weight > 250

    Looks like the SQL derail is alive and well
  • Peterman
    Peterman Member Posts: 675
    edited August 2016
    Why do you fags hate patents? Injecting with a vial of epinephrine and a syringe is always an option if you're poor

    HTH
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    ttu_85 said:

    Swaye said:

    I'm sitting at my IBM 386 about to finger blast my ass while looking at midget porn. I thought we were all supposed to share. No?

    Great post. I laughed. So to put it in dork so the geeks can get some use and excitement.

    SELECT *
    FROM hot.midgets WHERE height < 49 AND weight > 250

    Looks like the SQL derail is alive and well
    NTD, BB
  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,388
    Work for a company that still has shit floating around on VSAM and IDMS then pop off
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    OZONE said:

    ttu_85 said:

    ttu_85 said:

    dflea said:

    ttu_85 said:

    dflea said:

    Kinda crazy story...no clue how this minor detail isn't being talked about. The CEO of Mylan is Heather Bresch, who happens to be the daughter of WV Democratic Senator Joe Manchin (wonder who helps sponsor some of the govt requirements for the Epipen use...). She also managed to up her own salary something like 900% while cranking up the price.

    http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/23/health/epipen-price-mylan-prescription-drugs-increase/index.html
    http://www.forbes.com/sites/kellyphillipserb/2016/08/24/that-400-epipen-price-hike-could-hit-your-wallet-even-if-you-dont-need-one/2/#23084cf84176

    Small beans compared to the Clinton Foundation, but interesting none-the-less...


    Interesting?

    Maybe if you're a faggot.

    Maybe if you are a faggot ????. Another 8th grade level intellect on display. Care to offer an interesting insightful rebuttal. I bet thats to much to ask .
    Where the fuck do you think you are, Texan?

    Hahaha, oh good lord this is getting good. Lets see. I am setting at my desk running test on a MySql database 34 miles north of Austin Texas. And where are you ? Has 8th grade started in Washington state yet? Still out for summer break ?.
    MySql?

    CHRIST.
    So you must be a Dbase III guy.
    SQL Server is what companies with money typically use.
    Actually, companies with money that know what they are doing tend to use Oracle or Teradata or Netteza or DB2, etc.

    SQL Server is for companies with money that don't know what they are doing and so some MSFT consultant points them at SQL Server.

    Source: I was a SQL Server dev at MSFT for 8 years, and have been doing SQL on various platforms for 20 years.
    Some Kind of Computer Stuff Superiority Guy.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    whlinder said:

    Work for a company that still has shit floating around on VSAM and IDMS then pop off

    I don't know what any of this means but it had upvotes so I went with the crowd.

    #lemming