UPDATED SEASON TICKET NUMBERS: Jen Cohen is a Fraud Edition

"SEASON TICKET UPDATE
Sales of Washington Huskies football season tickets are up this season – just barely.
After the school sold 39,821 season tickets last season – not including students – a UW spokesperson said on Monday that the school has sold 39,867 season tickets for the 2016 season.
Last year at this time, UW had sold 39,357 season tickets. The school sold more than 43,000 season tickets in 2014."
Here is what I said over a month ago when the AD made a big deal about 3,000+ new season tickets sold:
"So, because I'm a fucking nerd, and I follow every single detail of UW too closely I decided to dig into the numbers a bit.
Last Aug. 22nd UW reported 39,357 season tickets sold, I'll be generous and say in that final two weeks they sold some more and got up to 39,500.
Cohen herself a month ago said they had a 92% retention rate on season tickets this year. That means that 36,340 season tickets was their starting point.
Let's say that the actual number of new season tickets sold is 3,200 so far this year (likely being generous as they probably just got past the 3,000 mark when they decided to post that tweet).
This means that right now UW is at 39,540 season ticket holders, about the same as they were at last year, but they have a month to go.
TL;DR BECAUSE IM A LOOSER: WOOPTY-FUCKING-DOO"
I WAS FUCKING RIGHT AND YES I ONLY POINT OUT THE TIMES I WAS RIGHT. IM IN YOUR HEAD, JEN. I HAVE A SOURCE IN THE TICKET OFFICE AND IN MARKETING AS WELL AS ONE OF YOUR UPPER LEVEL AD PEOPLE.
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If you have sources, why haven't you produced photos of Jen's sloppy tits yet?CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:From Christian Caple:
"SEASON TICKET UPDATE
Sales of Washington Huskies football season tickets are up this season – just barely.
After the school sold 39,821 season tickets last season – not including students – a UW spokesperson said on Monday that the school has sold 39,867 season tickets for the 2016 season.
Last year at this time, UW had sold 39,357 season tickets. The school sold more than 43,000 season tickets in 2014."
Here is what I said over a month ago when the AD made a big deal about 3,000+ new season tickets sold:
"So, because I'm a fucking nerd, and I follow every single detail of UW too closely I decided to dig into the numbers a bit.
Last Aug. 22nd UW reported 39,357 season tickets sold, I'll be generous and say in that final two weeks they sold some more and got up to 39,500.
Cohen herself a month ago said they had a 92% retention rate on season tickets this year. That means that 36,340 season tickets was their starting point.
Let's say that the actual number of new season tickets sold is 3,200 so far this year (likely being generous as they probably just got past the 3,000 mark when they decided to post that tweet).
This means that right now UW is at 39,540 season ticket holders, about the same as they were at last year, but they have a month to go.
TL;DR BECAUSE IM A LOOSER: WOOPTY-FUCKING-DOO"
I WAS FUCKING RIGHT AND YES I ONLY POINT OUT THE TIMES I WAS RIGHT. IM IN YOUR HEAD, JEN. I HAVE A SOURCE IN THE TICKET OFFICE AND IN MARKETING AS WELL AS ONE OF YOUR UPPER LEVEL AD PEOPLE. -
Typical O'Dea grad.
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You're my heterosexual Husky life partner and I love you.
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I love you too, we exist for eachother and for our abnormal following of Husky Football.Dennis_DeYoung said:You're my heterosexual Husky life partner and I love you.
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Hawt ticket
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So basically 3,000 people got fed up with the 7-5 seasons, weird start times, slick epileptic seizure inducing stadium, and generally horrible marketing and ditched their season tickets, and 3,000 new suckers (or probably 700 plus 2,300 Venue Queens, Stubhub, and smaller operators) actually bought season tickets to take their place and they broke even on season tickets from 2015 to 2016?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the results of the best sales team in America!!!!!!!
Seriously, a loser AD who has been with the loser department for its 17 biggest loser years ever and this is the state of UW's murdered golden goose (as Derek would say) -
It's depressing to witness upward failure like this. But it's gone on so long, I guess I should be happy there's nobody posting as "WeHaveAFatLesboAD" yet, meaning, yes indeed, it could get even worse. And probably will.
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Put this on the front page. Send the
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I would love to have a lesbian AD - she'd probably finally care about sports.TurdBuffer said:It's depressing to witness upward failure like this. But it's gone on so long, I guess I should be happy there's nobody posting as "WeHaveAFatLesboAD" yet, meaning, yes indeed, it could get even worse. And probably will.
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I'm hearing Tequilla retained his tickets and stands by Jen.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:So basically 3,000 people got fed up with the 7-5 seasons, weird start times, slick epileptic seizure inducing stadium, and generally horrible marketing and ditched their season tickets, and 3,000 new suckers (or probably 700 plus 2,300 Venue Queens, Stubhub, and smaller operators) actually bought season tickets to take their place and they broke even on season tickets from 2015 to 2016?
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Great point, but AD's typically come from the admin/budgeting side of things, unfortunately. So, more equity and fairness emphasized at the expense of winning.Mad_Son said:
I would love to have a lesbian AD - she'd probably finally care about sports.TurdBuffer said:It's depressing to witness upward failure like this. But it's gone on so long, I guess I should be happy there's nobody posting as "WeHaveAFatLesboAD" yet, meaning, yes indeed, it could get even worse. And probably will.
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He will be first in line for overpriced Sun Bowl ticket priority distribution!Baseman said:
I'm hearing Tequilla retained his tickets and stands by Jen.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:So basically 3,000 people got fed up with the 7-5 seasons, weird start times, slick epileptic seizure inducing stadium, and generally horrible marketing and ditched their season tickets, and 3,000 new suckers (or probably 700 plus 2,300 Venue Queens, Stubhub, and smaller operators) actually bought season tickets to take their place and they broke even on season tickets from 2015 to 2016?
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I refused to take it anymore. I gave up my seats years ago.ThomasFremont said:
He will be first in line for overpriced Sun Bowl ticket priority distribution!Baseman said:
I'm hearing Tequilla retained his tickets and stands by Jen.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:So basically 3,000 people got fed up with the 7-5 seasons, weird start times, slick epileptic seizure inducing stadium, and generally horrible marketing and ditched their season tickets, and 3,000 new suckers (or probably 700 plus 2,300 Venue Queens, Stubhub, and smaller operators) actually bought season tickets to take their place and they broke even on season tickets from 2015 to 2016?
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same. I used to be an annual President's Club level Tyee donor for football and basketball.Baseman said:
I refused to take it anymore. I gave up my seats years ago.ThomasFremont said:
He will be first in line for overpriced Sun Bowl ticket priority distribution!Baseman said:
I'm hearing Tequilla retained his tickets and stands by Jen.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:So basically 3,000 people got fed up with the 7-5 seasons, weird start times, slick epileptic seizure inducing stadium, and generally horrible marketing and ditched their season tickets, and 3,000 new suckers (or probably 700 plus 2,300 Venue Queens, Stubhub, and smaller operators) actually bought season tickets to take their place and they broke even on season tickets from 2015 to 2016?
Take THAT!
Now?
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I'm hearing Cohen "gets it" since she took a bunch of pictures with Don James and grew up watching Husky football.
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Better seats for me!!!!!Baseman said:
I refused to take it anymore. I gave up my seats years ago.ThomasFremont said:
He will be first in line for overpriced Sun Bowl ticket priority distribution!Baseman said:
I'm hearing Tequilla retained his tickets and stands by Jen.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:So basically 3,000 people got fed up with the 7-5 seasons, weird start times, slick epileptic seizure inducing stadium, and generally horrible marketing and ditched their season tickets, and 3,000 new suckers (or probably 700 plus 2,300 Venue Queens, Stubhub, and smaller operators) actually bought season tickets to take their place and they broke even on season tickets from 2015 to 2016?
Take THAT!
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P.S. Advanced metrics say that business is booming!
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PurpleJ said:
BetterBaseman said:
I refused to take it anymore. I gave up my seats years ago.ThomasFremont said:
He will be first in line for overpriced Sun Bowl ticket priority distribution!Baseman said:
I'm hearing Tequilla retained his tickets and stands by Jen.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:So basically 3,000 people got fed up with the 7-5 seasons, weird start times, slick epileptic seizure inducing stadium, and generally horrible marketing and ditched their season tickets, and 3,000 new suckers (or probably 700 plus 2,300 Venue Queens, Stubhub, and smaller operators) actually bought season tickets to take their place and they broke even on season tickets from 2015 to 2016?
Take THAT!seatsaccess to The Zone for me!!!!! -
Thank god I'm only part of about 19% of your sextsCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I love you too, we exist for eachother and for our abnormal following of Husky Football.Dennis_DeYoung said:You're my heterosexual Husky life partner and I love you.
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I'd like to say that this is anything special, but the reality is that this is just business spin by a middling executive that is trying to make a shit sandwich look like a positive. I'll give some credit for that for knowing BS 101, but a D- for actually being forthcoming about the actual story.
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None of you assholes would want to answer my e-mails for a week.
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If you poasted pics of your sloppy tits we might.Cohen12 said:None of you assholes would want to answer my e-mails for a week.
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This.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
If you poasted pics of your sloppy tits we might.Cohen12 said:None of you assholes would want to answer my e-mails for a week.
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No one ever asked Lisa love for tit pics
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What about Todd Turner?Pitchfork51 said:No one ever asked Lisa love for tit pics
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We have nudes of TT in the 'Wam...Come check them out.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
What about Todd Turner?Pitchfork51 said:No one ever asked Lisa love for tit pics
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By 'fraud', do you mean Jen has fake tits?
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All you motha fuckas owe me money everytime you write sloppy tits. That's my jam! And it wasn't even about Jen at the Dub. It was about some other waitress at The Dub while I was looking for Jen at The Dub. Better come correct and pay this man some respect before I go ATM on your ass.
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He didn't ask for pics of Lisa Love's tits. Too much male privilege to do so and he's way too progressive to do that.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
What about Todd Turner?Pitchfork51 said:No one ever asked Lisa love for tit pics