OFFICIAL 2016 Pick'em Thread


-No games scheduled before then will be included (obviously, dumbfuck)
-Home team listed 2nd
-I pick whichever games I feel like
-Fuck off
-SEC SEC SEC
Example:
Fucktard State - Gay SU
Pajama Cats United - Pajama Cats City
Joe Frazier - Tatyana Ali
Rainbow Sunshine U - Saban's Satans
Retard Tech - Incest State
Nebraska Classy - The Dirtbag University
Then list the winners as such:
Fucktard State
Pajama Cats City
Joe Frazier
Saban's Satans
Incest State
The Dirtbag University
Now I will leave the floor open to anyone who might have questions. That was great. Thanks for your interesting questions!
Comments
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Week 1 Games (9/4)
Oklahoma - Houston
Missouri - West Virginia
UCLA - Texas A&M
LSU - Wisconsin
North Carolina - Georgia
USC - Alabama
Clemson - Auburn
Notre Dame - Texas
Ole Miss - Florida St -
Boomer Sooner
Heroin junkies of america
QB Transfer U
Sarks Tiger
Go Dawgs
Kiffens Girlfriend
Swayes cousins
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Flagged for posting this shit so early.
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You won't win anyways, so why do you care?TierbsHsotBoobs said:Flagged for posting this shit so early.
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OklahomaPurpleJ said:Week 1 Games (9/4)
Oklahoma - Houston
Missouri - West Virginia
UCLA - Texas A&M
LSU - Wisconsin
North Carolina - Georgia
USC - Alabama
Clemson - Auburn
Notre Dame - Texas
Ole Miss - Florida St
Missouri
Texas A&M
LSU
Georgia
Roll Fucking Tide Motherfucker
Climpson
Notre Dame
Free Shoes -
OklahomaPurpleJ said:Week 1 Games (9/4)
Oklahoma - Houston
Missouri - West Virginia
UCLA - Texas A&M
LSU - Wisconsin
North Carolina - Georgia
USC - Alabama
Clemson - Auburn
Notre Dame - Texas
Ole Miss - Florida St
SEC
SEC
SEC
SEC
SEC (by a ton)
Clemson
Notre Dame
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According to AuburnDoog, and his "expert analysis":PurpleJ said:
You won't win anyways, so why do you care?TierbsHsotBoobs said:Flagged for posting this shit so early.
These rankings are based on what we know today about each of these teams. Things can change dramatically based on developments, such as injuries, during training camp, and then again when we see all the new players, particularly all the new QBs around the league, actually play a game.
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Someone is still butthurt about SEC dominance.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
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Oklahoma
West Virginia I guess?
Texas A&M
Wisconsin
North Carolina
Alabama by 28+
Clemson
Notre Dame by 21+
Florida St -
Cal plays Hawaii August 26
REAL Week 1 -
Seeing as how many times I've visited this thread post I think I have to upgrade this from upvote to chincredible...FreeChavez said:Boomer Sooner
Heroin junkies of america
QB Transfer U
Sarks Tiger
Go Dawgs
Kiffens Girlfriend
Swayes cousins -
Oklahomo (lulz)
West Virginia Mountainqueers
Texas A&M
LSU
Georgia
Alabama Fighting Kiffens
Clemson
Texas
Florida St Fuck Yeah Seminoles -
Oklahoma
West Virginia
UCLA
LSU
North Carolina
Alabama
Clemson
Notre Dame
Florida St -
Joe Mixon's overhand right
Coal Miners
Soft
Coach's Hotseat
Go Team Eason
Coach James tree
Dancing Coach
Golden Showers
Seminoles -
OU
Mizzou
UCLA
LSU
Georgia
ERRBODY WANT US U
Clemson
Texas
Florida St -
Oklahoma - Houston
Missouri - West Virginia
UCLA - Texas A&M
LSU - Wisconsin
North Carolina - Georgia
USC - Alabama
Clemson - Auburn
Notre Dame - Texas
Ole Miss - Florida St -
Looked at this poast in line at Costco while waiting to checkout and said "juicy dumper" aloud to myself.FreeChavez said:Boomer Sooner
Heroin junkies of america
QB Transfer U
Sarks Tiger
Go Dawgs
Kiffens Girlfriend
Swayes cousins -
Week 1 Games (9/4)
Oklahoma - Houston
Missouri - West Virginia
UCLA - Texas A&M
LSU - Wisconsin
North Carolina - Georgia
USC - Alabama
Clemson - Auburn
Notre Dame - Texas
Ole Miss - Florida St -
Where is all of this Texas optimism coming from? They are garbage. ND should be a 10-11 win team pretty easily.
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Nice sqwahhhhhFreeChavez said:Boomer Sooner
Heroin junkies of america
QB Transfer U
Sarks Tiger
Go Dawgs
Kiffens Girlfriend
Swayes cousins -
Oklahoma - Houston - NOC
Missouri - West Virginia: Cripple fight between Branson fags and hillbilly banjo pickers. Black lives matter pipe bomb ends it in the 3rd quarter with WV up 32-20.
UCLA - Texas A&M: 98-98 after 16 over-times; Quentin Coryatt is honored at half-time and dedicates his career to ISIL while the crowd boos.
LSU - Wisconsin - They're calling this the Dave Aranda Bowl!!!! LOLOL!!!
North Carolina - Georgia: A porn actor from Commerce, GA starts going by the name Nick Chubb and releases a vid of him on xHamster painted in full GA body paint fucking a chick painted Carolina Blue.
USC - Alabama - lololololololol
Clemson - Auburn - Deshaun takes molly on the field in front of everyone and Gus Johnson calls him a hero to young black kids.
Notre Dame - Texas: It turns into 1968 and then people magically GAF.
Ole Miss - Florida St: Ole Miss loses accreditation two weeks prior to the game, but the state votes to jettison the Uni and just keep the football team so long as everyone promises the blacks will wear jerseys with 'OBUMMERSUCKS' on the back.
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North Carolina - Georgia: A porn actor from Commerce, GA starts going by the name Nick Chubb and releases a vid of him on xHamster painted in full GA body paint fucking a chick painted Carolina Blue.
YBFE -
Oklahoma - Houston
Missouri - West Virginia
UCLA - Texas A&M
LSU - Wisconsin
North Carolina - Georgia
USC - Alabama
Clemson - Auburn
Notre Dame - Texas
Ole Miss - Florida St
Houston
West Vagina
A&M
LSU
UGA
Tide
Clemson
ND
FSU -
Oklahoma - Houston
Missouri - West Virginia
UCLA - Texas A&M
LSU - Wisconsin
North Carolina - Georgia
USC - Alabama
Clemson - Auburn
Notre Dame - Texas
Ole Miss - Florida St
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Oklahoma - Houston
Missouri - West Virginia
UCLA - Texas A&M
LSU - Wisconsin
North Carolina - Georgia
USC - Alabama
Clemson - Auburn
Notre Dame - Texas
Ole Miss - Florida St
Do I get a free trip to the nacho buffet line if I win this contest? Thanks in advance. -
Oklahoma
WV
aTm
LSU
Georgia
Role dam tide!!!!1!!11!!!
Clemson
ND
FSU
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Houston
Missouri
Texas A&M
LSU
Georgia
Alabama
Clemson
Notre Dame
Florida St -
Oklahoma
Missouri
Texas A&M
Wisconsin
Georgia
Alabama
Clemson
Notre Dame
Florida St