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What is your basic political philosophy?

Swaye
Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
edited August 2016 in Tug Tavern
As everyone was freaking out about Trump today, I got to thinking about what type of "conservative" I am. That made me wonder how all the losers on this bored identify themselves politically. So, yeah. I have picked some voting bloc type segments, and you get to choose what most closely approximates your take on things, or what issue you most closely associate with. This isn't grounded in deep political thought. I am not a deep thinker. Fuck off.

Just answer the question and don't be a fag.

What is your basic political philosophy? 40 votes

Small government conservative (Fuck you government, get off my fucking lawn)
40%
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Fiscal conservative (Fuck off government, the poor can die in a gutter)
7%
TierbsHsotBoobshaieHuskyInAZ 3 votes
Social conservative (Fags should get rolled, not married)
2%
Muhammed 1 vote
Big business conservative (Stop taxing corporations and let the profits flow straight to bankers yachts)
2%
CirrhosisDawg 1 vote
Racist Redneck (I got a big truck, a low IQ, and this kick ass rebel flag)
10%
ThomasFremontPurpleJChris_BenoitGreenRiverGatorz 4 votes
Big government liberal (Big brother knows what's best, trust us)
2%
DerekIsKim 1 vote
LGBT liberal (My two Dads adopted me and gave me this rainbow shirt) [Ballfag click here]
5%
Dennis_DeYoungdnc 2 votes
Union liberal (I hate liberals, but I hate my companies management even more)
10%
Fire_Marshall_Billbiak1Ron_FairlyBaseman 4 votes
Hippie liberal (I stink, love whales, and drive a Subaru)
10%
RaceBannonQuornDawgdoogsinparadisePitchfork51 4 votes
Feel the Bern Socialist (Your shit would look better in my house)
10%
BennyBeaverThe_UndertakerallpurpleallgoldJesus_H_Christ 4 votes
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Fiscal conservative (Fuck off government, the poor can die in a gutter)
    Not quite sure how 1 and 2 are different, but I hate poor people more than kids.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,918 Founders Club
    Hippie liberal (I stink, love whales, and drive a Subaru)
    I'm a hippie liberal but I'd never drive a fucking suburu
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Small government conservative (Fuck you government, get off my fucking lawn)
    I see small government types as the get your hands off my guns and my land (imminent domain) types. Basically, stay the fuck out of my life government. You suck.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Small government conservative (Fuck you government, get off my fucking lawn)
    RaceBannon said:

    I'm a hippie liberal but I'd never drive a fucking suburu

    My broad generalizations might be slightly off. Vote it!
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Fiscal conservative (Fuck off government, the poor can die in a gutter)
    Swaye said:

    I see small government types as the get your hands off my guns and my land (imminent domain) types. Basically, stay the fuck out of my life government. You suck.

    Oh. I voted correctly then.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Small government conservative (Fuck you government, get off my fucking lawn)
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Swaye said:

    I see small government types as the get your hands off my guns and my land (imminent domain) types. Basically, stay the fuck out of my life government. You suck.

    Oh. I voted correctly then.
    I'm not known for my intellect. People are going to have to work a little to find their safe space in this pole. For hippie I should have put something about weed instead of Subaru's...that way Race would have actually voted.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Fiscal conservative (Fuck off government, the poor can die in a gutter)
    Swaye said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Swaye said:

    I see small government types as the get your hands off my guns and my land (imminent domain) types. Basically, stay the fuck out of my life government. You suck.

    Oh. I voted correctly then.
    I'm not known for my intellect. People are going to have to work a little to find their safe space in this pole. For hippie I should have put something about weed instead of Subaru's...that way Race would have actually voted.
    Race should vote TUFF union liberal.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,918 Founders Club
    Hippie liberal (I stink, love whales, and drive a Subaru)
    Hippie liberals want the government to fuck off too. I'm small government. People should help each other out. Fuck the man.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Fiscal conservative (Fuck off government, the poor can die in a gutter)
    I salute FO,G for his honesty.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Small government conservative (Fuck you government, get off my fucking lawn)
    Small government with a commanding lead as I leave for two dollar draft night at the local biker bar. No homo. Guess I'll see how it shakes out in the morning.
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,629 Standard Supporter
    Union liberal (I hate liberals, but I hate my companies management even more)
    I'm more of a centrist I've been called everything from a Nazi/fascist to an Angela Davis clone. Small government is a buzz phrase used to dupe the masses IMO. In some ways it makes sense (less red tape, easier on successful business) but the 2008/2009 bailouts showed everyone these hypocrites love big government bailouts when it suits them.

    Government is supposed to work for the people, not the ultra rich.
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  • OZONE
    OZONE Member Posts: 2,510
    Down voted for leaving out at least one category.

    Intelectual Liberal. Smarter than the rest of you fucks (in my head anyway).
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  • CirrhosisDawg
    CirrhosisDawg Member Posts: 6,390
    Big business conservative (Stop taxing corporations and let the profits flow straight to bankers yachts)
    Viva la Establishment! Free trade (and labor as well as capital) now. Free Trade Tomorrow. Free Trade Forever!
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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Small government conservative (Fuck you government, get off my fucking lawn)
    OZONE said:

    Down voted for leaving out at least one category.

    Intelectual Liberal. Smarter than the rest of you fucks (in my head anyway).

    I'd call you a mandarin, but boobs is better.
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  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    Swaye said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Swaye said:

    I see small government types as the get your hands off my guns and my land (imminent domain) types. Basically, stay the fuck out of my life government. You suck.

    Oh. I voted correctly then.
    I'm not known for my intellect. People are going to have to work a little to find their safe space in this pole. For hippie I should have put something about weed instead of Subaru's...that way Race would have actually voted.
    Yes cause my diesel with no emissions blows smoke on Subarus.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,918 Founders Club
    Hippie liberal (I stink, love whales, and drive a Subaru)
    CirrhosisDawg said:

    Viva la Establishment! Free trade (and labor as well as capital) now. Free Trade Tomorrow. Free Trade Forever!

    Hillary is against TPP now.

    Wink wink
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  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    RaceBannon said:

    CirrhosisDawg said:

    Viva la Establishment! Free trade (and labor as well as capital) now. Free Trade Tomorrow. Free Trade Forever!

    Hillary is against TPP now.

    Wink wink
    Wait what? You actually know something she stands for? I thought her position was to shut up and let Trump lose per their arrangement.
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  • CirrhosisDawg
    CirrhosisDawg Member Posts: 6,390
    Big business conservative (Stop taxing corporations and let the profits flow straight to bankers yachts)
    RaceBannon said:

    CirrhosisDawg said:

    Viva la Establishment! Free trade (and labor as well as capital) now. Free Trade Tomorrow. Free Trade Forever!

    Hillary is against TPP now.

    Wink wink
    She's such a sell out and that position change really sucks. Her husband and the GOP Congress did the world a huge favor approving NAFTA.

    In reality, though, she will change her tune again when the Establishment pulls her through.

    Regardless, Hillary and her current ( wink wink) anti-TPP stance is better than 45% tariffs on goods from Asia trading partners, a 35% corporate income tax levy on GM and Ford for cars manufactured in Mexico, and a mass deportation program.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,918 Founders Club
    Hippie liberal (I stink, love whales, and drive a Subaru)
    2001400ex said:

    RaceBannon said:

    CirrhosisDawg said:

    Viva la Establishment! Free trade (and labor as well as capital) now. Free Trade Tomorrow. Free Trade Forever!

    Hillary is against TPP now.

    Wink wink
    Wait what? You actually know something she stands for? I thought her position was to shut up and let Trump lose per their arrangement.
    You're stupid
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  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    RaceBannon said:

    2001400ex said:

    RaceBannon said:

    CirrhosisDawg said:

    Viva la Establishment! Free trade (and labor as well as capital) now. Free Trade Tomorrow. Free Trade Forever!

    Hillary is against TPP now.

    Wink wink
    Wait what? You actually know something she stands for? I thought her position was to shut up and let Trump lose per their arrangement.
    You're stupid
    *Yore.



    And I was bagging on Hillary, not you.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,918 Founders Club
    Hippie liberal (I stink, love whales, and drive a Subaru)
    2001400ex said:

    RaceBannon said:

    2001400ex said:

    RaceBannon said:

    CirrhosisDawg said:

    Viva la Establishment! Free trade (and labor as well as capital) now. Free Trade Tomorrow. Free Trade Forever!

    Hillary is against TPP now.

    Wink wink
    Wait what? You actually know something she stands for? I thought her position was to shut up and let Trump lose per their arrangement.
    You're stupid
    *Yore.



    And I was bagging on Hillary, not you.
    You're still stupid
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,083
    I'm down with OPP.

    Yeah, you know me.
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  • phineas
    phineas Member Posts: 4,732
    Politics are a waste of time.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Fiscal conservative (Fuck off government, the poor can die in a gutter)
    phineas said:

    Politics are a waste of time.

    GO HUSKIES!
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  • IPukeOregonGrellow
    IPukeOregonGrellow Member Posts: 2,183
    I stole my politics from the first Dead Kennedys album, so I pretty much hate everyone and all things.
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  • unfrozencaveman
    unfrozencaveman Member Posts: 2,303
    Middle of the road, slightly right of center Joseph Mcarthy fan
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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    I was going to announce my philosophy, but then I remembered a couple things:

    Nobody really gives a fuck
    If I typed it all out, I'd be like Tequila
    I'm pretty buzzed up and shouldn't wreck it discussing politics
    I cannot stand politics because it's bullshit, and just a way for worthless fuckers to appear to have worth.

    So fuck this shit. If I read a post from Swaye, I'm looking for hot bitches with tats, or stories of drunken misadventure - not a pole about what political malfunction people suffer from.

    And now it sounds like the only good tits/ass/soft porn/cool Swaye stories are going to involve donations and wigwams and shit.

    I don;t know what the fuck is going on.
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