Got season tickets, new stadium bag policy.... #PantsOnHeadStupid

So, it appears that the UW and Cohen hate families with children, as no diaper bags are allowed in the stadium. Along with back packs and virtually anything that is considered a 'bag' that isn't completely clear and the size of an 8x11 piece of paper. Sorry, 12x12x6 clear plastic tote.

Unfortunate that they don't have a clue, and wish to punish people that need the bags. I'm surprised they didn't include an approved cheers card with the tickets.

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TierbsHsotBoobs

You know why you deserve to die in a fiery mudslide.

BennyBeaver

I think all stadiums are headed this way.

Sorry for your loss of diaper bags. Maybe don't bring your little shit to a fucking grown up event?

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I'm surprised it took this long. Honestly all stadium's should do it.

I'm also shocked they still allow reentry into the game. In THIS environment it is not very safe.

HuskyInAZ

Seems to me that sloppy tits is going half in on this thing. The right answer is:

1. No reentry
2. Beer for sale throughout the stadium
3. The Zone for pregame only

On a side note, I see that fanny packs are banned. Say it ain't so.

Postal91

Would rather bring them than leave them behind with a possibility of becoming a POS like you. Thanks for your kind words.

PS: Sorry that they will block your fanny pack.

I think all stadiums are headed this way.

Sorry for your loss of diaper bags. Maybe don't bring your little shit to a fucking grown up event?

Postal91

Thought for sure they'd dump the re-entry except from the Zone. Sounds like they are closing the Zone 10 minutes before the 3rd qtr starts. Wow, looks like that is where they moved security... to concessions to get everyone through.

But hey, didn't see a limit to how many of those stupid bags you can bring in.

I'm surprised it took this long. Honestly all stadium's should do it.

I'm also shocked they still allow reentry into the game. In THIS environment it is not very safe.

Dennis_DeYoung

Would rather bring them than leave them behind with a possibility of becoming a POS like you. Thanks for your kind words.
I think all stadiums are headed this way.

Sorry for your loss of diaper bags. Maybe don't bring your little shit to a fucking grown up event?

The obvious solution is to kill yourself.

BennyBeaver

Would rather bring them than leave them behind with a possibility of becoming a POS like you. Thanks for your kind words.
I think all stadiums are headed this way.

Sorry for your loss of diaper bags. Maybe don't bring your little shit to a fucking grown up event?

I would have turned out to be a better person had my parents dragged me to watch shitty football with a bunch drunk idiots?

I grew up in Eugene watching the Ducks at Autzen in the 80s. So what now?

Postal91

Looks like they are making both decks open to all, with beer sales. So they go full retard one way, and fall on the right side with beer? SMH

Seems to me that sloppy tits is going half in on this thing. The right answer is:

1. No reentry
2. Beer for sale throughout the stadium
3. The Zone for pregame only

On a side note, I see that fanny packs are banned. Say it ain't so.

TierbsHsotBoobs

I hate how @Postal91 is refusing to take accountability for his shittiness as a Husky fan and as a person.

Baseman

So, it appears that the UW and Cohen hate families with children, as no diaper bags are allowed in the stadium. Along with back packs and virtually anything that is considered a 'bag' that isn't completely clear and the size of an 8x11 piece of paper. Sorry, 12x12x6 clear plastic tote.

Unfortunate that they don't have a clue, and wish to punish people that need the bags. I'm surprised they didn't include an approved cheers card with the tickets.

Seems like a ploy to turn away our older fans who wear Depends and tell the fans who like to stand during games to sit down.

#fillthestadiumnotyourpants

Meek

from the image it appears your wife can't bring her nice expensive purse, BUT she is welcome to pack all her shit into a Ziploc gallon sized bag.

H_D

This thread delivers.

whatshouldicareabout

Can I put one of the banned bags in one of the approved bags?

haie

@TierbsHsotBoobs trying to be TUFF on you season ticket holders while he's already going up to the Portland St. game with me high as fuck, ready to watch #OurVikings defend the Cascadia Cup.

section8

Banning people from bringing food is a straight up cash grab.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.

Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbass

H_D

Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.
Airplane bottles of alcohol in your ~~pockets~~ anus you dumbass

Crisped

section_332

Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.
Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbass

Been doing this for years! Pocket stash that shit yo!