Got season tickets, new stadium bag policy.... #PantsOnHeadStupid

Unfortunate that they don't have a clue, and wish to punish people that need the bags. I'm surprised they didn't include an approved cheers card with the tickets.
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You know why you deserve to die in a fiery mudslide.
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I think all stadiums are headed this way.
Sorry for your loss of diaper bags. Maybe don't bring your little shit to a fucking grown up event? -
I'm surprised it took this long. Honestly all stadium's should do it.
I'm also shocked they still allow reentry into the game. In THIS environment it is not very safe. -
Seems to me that sloppy tits is going half in on this thing. The right answer is:
1. No reentry
2. Beer for sale throughout the stadium
3. The Zone for pregame only
On a side note, I see that fanny packs are banned. Say it ain't so. -
Would rather bring them than leave them behind with a possibility of becoming a POS like you. Thanks for your kind words.
PS: Sorry that they will block your fanny pack.TheGlove said:I think all stadiums are headed this way.
Sorry for your loss of diaper bags. Maybe don't bring your little shit to a fucking grown up event? -
Thought for sure they'd dump the re-entry except from the Zone. Sounds like they are closing the Zone 10 minutes before the 3rd qtr starts. Wow, looks like that is where they moved security... to concessions to get everyone through.
But hey, didn't see a limit to how many of those stupid bags you can bring in.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:I'm surprised it took this long. Honestly all stadium's should do it.
I'm also shocked they still allow reentry into the game. In THIS environment it is not very safe. -
The obvious solution is to kill yourself.Postal91 said:Would rather bring them than leave them behind with a possibility of becoming a POS like you. Thanks for your kind words.
TheGlove said:I think all stadiums are headed this way.
Sorry for your loss of diaper bags. Maybe don't bring your little shit to a fucking grown up event? -
I would have turned out to be a better person had my parents dragged me to watch shitty football with a bunch drunk idiots?Postal91 said:Would rather bring them than leave them behind with a possibility of becoming a POS like you. Thanks for your kind words.
TheGlove said:I think all stadiums are headed this way.
Sorry for your loss of diaper bags. Maybe don't bring your little shit to a fucking grown up event?
I grew up in Eugene watching the Ducks at Autzen in the 80s. So what now? -
Looks like they are making both decks open to all, with beer sales. So they go full retard one way, and fall on the right side with beer? SMHHuskyInAZ said:
Seems to me that sloppy tits is going half in on this thing. The right answer is:
1. No reentry
2. Beer for sale throughout the stadium
3. The Zone for pregame only
On a side note, I see that fanny packs are banned. Say it ain't so. -
I hate how @Postal91 is refusing to take accountability for his shittiness as a Husky fan and as a person.
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Seems like a ploy to turn away our older fans who wear Depends and tell the fans who like to stand during games to sit down.Postal91 said:So, it appears that the UW and Cohen hate families with children, as no diaper bags are allowed in the stadium. Along with back packs and virtually anything that is considered a 'bag' that isn't completely clear and the size of an 8x11 piece of paper. Sorry, 12x12x6 clear plastic tote.
Unfortunate that they don't have a clue, and wish to punish people that need the bags. I'm surprised they didn't include an approved cheers card with the tickets.
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from the image it appears your wife can't bring her nice expensive purse, BUT she is welcome to pack all her shit into a Ziploc gallon sized bag.
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This thread delivers.
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Can I put one of the banned bags in one of the approved bags?
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@TierbsHsotBoobs trying to be TUFF on you season ticket holders while he's already going up to the Portland St. game with me high as fuck, ready to watch #OurVikings defend the Cascadia Cup.
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Banning people from bringing food is a straight up cash grab.
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Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.
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Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbassCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.
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CrispedCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Airplane bottles of alcohol in yourCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.
pocketsanus you dumbass -
Been doing this for years! Pocket stash that shit yo!CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbassCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.
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That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbassCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.
Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers. -
Our? fans sick big fat floppy donkey dickNEsnake12 said:
That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbassCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.
Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers.
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I literally walked in to the 2013 opener (FUCK YOU SVEN, FLAG ME!) with a full, unopened, 750 bottle of Macallan stuffed down my pants. Who the fuck needs the zone?!NEsnake12 said:
That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbassCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.
Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers. -
Upvoted for accountabilityDennis_DeYoung said:
I literally walked in to the 2013 opener (FUCK YOU SVEN, FLAG ME!) with a full, unopened, 750 bottle of Macallan stuffed down my pants. Who the fuck needs the zone?!NEsnake12 said:
That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbassCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.
Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers. -
Wannabe alpha-DaWg bros who think they look cool walking down to a shit beer venue with ginger sun burns and faded Lockner jerseys.Dennis_DeYoung said:
I literally walked in to the 2013 opener (FUCK YOU SVEN, FLAG ME!) with a full, unopened, 750 bottle of Macallan stuffed down my pants. Who the fuck needs the zone?!NEsnake12 said:
That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbassCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.
Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers. -
It's easy Snake. Fans have had to be absolutely lit to pay to watch this team.NEsnake12 said:
That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbassCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.
Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers. -
Smart people get lit before the game. It isn't that hard.Ice_Holmvik said:
It's easy Snake. Fans have had to be absolutely lit to pay to watch this team.NEsnake12 said:
That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbassCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.
Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers.
And a couple $12 Bud Lights ain't gonna fix it if you fucked up the pregame. -
Up voted for not having 12 hanging and the space for 750ML. #smallthingsmatterDennis_DeYoung said:
I literally walked in to the 2013 opener (FUCK YOU SVEN, FLAG ME!) with a full, unopened, 750 bottle of Macallan stuffed down my pants. Who the fuck needs the zone?!NEsnake12 said:
That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbassCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.
Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers. -
The gays will be pissed that rear entry isn't allowed at HS.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:I'm surprised it took this long. Honestly all stadium's should do it.
I'm also shocked they still allow reentry into the game. In THIS environment it is not very safe.
Oh. Re-entry.
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Smart people watch at home and stay litThomasFremont said:
Smart people get lit before the game. It isn't that hard.Ice_Holmvik said:
It's easy Snake. Fans have had to be absolutely lit to pay to watch this team.NEsnake12 said:
That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbassCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.
Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers.
And a couple $12 Bud Lights ain't gonna fix it if you fucked up the pregame.