Greatest. Game Promotion. Ever.

TierbsHsotBoobs

This is the exact opposite of Crazy Larry.

https://twitter.com/CalAthletics/status/758330757311975425

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Damn you and your 53 seconds.

Beat Washington. Nothing Else Matters. A lot of schools pointing to the UW game and it's only July.

doogsinparadise

They really need a Carl Bonnell bobble head to throw under the cart.

I need to get to work on that Billy Joe in a Camaro bobble head I've been thinking about.

Can't wait to get my Jaydon Mickens bobble head. Push a little button and it runs sideways.

First 10k fans?

Way to go Cal ... creating an environment where a bunch of idiots are going to sit in line for hours waiting to get in when the gates open and be so bored watching kickoff leading up to the game that the environment will be dead ...

Better alternative ... drink/eat/tailgate with @Gladstone, watch UW win, pay for a bobblehead on eBay 3 days later

TierbsHsotBoobs

First 10k fans?

Way to go Cal ... creating an environment where a bunch of idiots are going to sit in line for hours waiting to get in when the gates open and be so bored watching kickoff leading up to the game that the environment will be dead ...

Better alternative ... drink/eat/tailgate with @Gladstone, watch UW win, pay for a bobblehead on eBay 3 days later

@Tequilla always wrong.

First 10k fans?

Way to go Cal ... creating an environment where a bunch of idiots are going to sit in line for hours waiting to get in when the gates open and be so bored watching kickoff leading up to the game that the environment will be dead ...

Better alternative ... drink/eat/tailgate with @Gladstone, watch UW win, pay for a bobblehead on eBay 3 days later
@Tequilla always wrong.

Are you suggesting sitting in line for a bobblehead is a better alternative than drinking with @Gladstone?

TierbsHsotBoobs

First 10k fans?

Way to go Cal ... creating an environment where a bunch of idiots are going to sit in line for hours waiting to get in when the gates open and be so bored watching kickoff leading up to the game that the environment will be dead ...

Better alternative ... drink/eat/tailgate with @Gladstone, watch UW win, pay for a bobblehead on eBay 3 days later
@Tequilla always wrong.
Are you suggesting sitting in line for a bobblehead is a better alternative than drinking with @Gladstone?

It's Cal. You should be able to stumble in 5 minutes before kickoff and still get a bobblehead.

WilburHooksHands

First 10k fans?

Way to go Cal ... creating an environment where a bunch of idiots are going to sit in line for hours waiting to get in when the gates open and be so bored watching kickoff leading up to the game that the environment will be dead ...

Better alternative ... drink/eat/tailgate with @Gladstone, watch UW win, pay for a bobblehead on eBay 3 days later

I would rather have that bobblehead than drink with anyone on this bored. Hth.

First 10k fans?

Way to go Cal ... creating an environment where a bunch of idiots are going to sit in line for hours waiting to get in when the gates open and be so bored watching kickoff leading up to the game that the environment will be dead ...

Better alternative ... drink/eat/tailgate with @Gladstone, watch UW win, pay for a bobblehead on eBay 3 days later
I would rather have that bobblehead than drink with anyone on this bored. Hth.

Hurtful

edit: And I'd rather drink with anyone on this bored (except that fag ballbag) then get that bobble head.

This is the exact opposite of Crazy Larry.

https://twitter.com/CalAthletics/status/758330757311975425

bobblehead still ranked too high

WilburHooksHands

First 10k fans?

Way to go Cal ... creating an environment where a bunch of idiots are going to sit in line for hours waiting to get in when the gates open and be so bored watching kickoff leading up to the game that the environment will be dead ...

Better alternative ... drink/eat/tailgate with @Gladstone, watch UW win, pay for a bobblehead on eBay 3 days later
I would rather have that bobblehead than drink with anyone on this bored. Hth.
Hurtful

edit: And I'd rather drink with anyone on this bored (except that fag ballbag) then get that bobble head.

That post was on brand.

GreenRiverGatorz

I'm still working on the patent for a Jeremiah Pharms doll that pisses itself.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

My Jack Lockner bobble head doll has a helmet that slides over the eyes and when it does, the doll says, "I can't see!"

My Jack Lockner bobble head doll has a helmet that slides over the eyes and when it does, the doll says, "I can't see!"

I'm hearing Locker is a smart kid and he's not actually a dumb hillbilly from Ferndale that wears flannels and trucker hats.

TierbsHsotBoobs

My sources are hearing that UW will have a special bobblehead for this year's Stanford game:

It will be a Jake Browning bobblehead that shits itself whenever anyone gets within 2 feet of it.

WilburHooksHands

My Jack Lockner bobble head doll has a helmet that slides over the eyes and when it does, the doll says, "I can't see!"

"I CANT SEE" should be right up there with "gurgle"

Easily the best thing to come of the Willingham era.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Easily the best thing to come of the Willingham era.

Why do you hate @Owen12, 18 MPH treadmills, who?, Suddenly Seniored, and ______ is always special?

Bring back the Molson Ice girls!

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