I'm drunk

haie · July 2016

HuskyInAZ said:

haie said:
I'm on my 5th beer today. Three Creeks Hoodoo Voodoo IPA. Sounds pretty gay, I know.
You declaration of the number of beers isn't gay, despite the fact that you're only 5 beers in by 5:00PM is a pretty weak effort. Taking the time to type out which faggot beer, though, is gay as fuck.

What part of 'sounds pretty gay' don't you fucking understand?@!

haie · July 2016

@HuskyinAZ btw looks like Pokemon Go was a success this weekend. Obligatory.

Pitchfork51 · July 2016

I decided not to drink all weekend. Then I went to the store an hour ago. Now I'm on my 6th. Tjinking about playing pokemon go. Fuck you.

Oh shit huskyinaz probably isn't too far away! Maybe he'll join?

Just kidding. He sounds like a GDI.

TTJ · July 2016

GrundleStiltzkin said:

I'm drunk
And right now I'm so in love with you
And I don't want to think too much about what we should or shouldn't do
Lay my hands on heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars
While the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car

Nothing quite like the feel of something new
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up in you
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up in you
Maybe I'm all messed up
This is the only time I really feel alive
This is the only time I really feel alive

I swear
I just found everything I need
The sweat in your eyes the blood in your veins are listening to me
Well I want to wrap it up and swim in it until I drown
My moral standing is lying down

Nothing quite like the feel of something new
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up in you
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up in you
Maybe I'm all messed up
This is the only time I really feel alive
This is the only time I really feel alive