Puppy's Perspective
Puppy needs conversation, comedy, recruiting banter this time of year. Not talk of joystick battles and girls guys like Nacho cant accurately describe, as he's never touched, smelled, looked closely at or put a poundins to under Greg Gaines weight.
Puppy wants to know if her asshole has been recently plucked and warshed for a fresh tossed salad, or her pussy unkept, as it harbors a more natural aroma or if she has baby belly and saggy stretch marks on what was once were supple teeters. Im sure youve seen those Tommy, it's what changed your lifestyle, introduced you to Jeramy. J you're too far off the radar of love to bring up either sex. You're the guy who turns Bundy, less the good looks and education.
Ill hear your reply over on dawgman Nacho. Just checked, you're already there, ill be there in a sec!
#imhurrying
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You a liitle cunthurt newfish?
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Say, 4-5 this year. Rather easily.
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Fuck perspective!
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Good byepuppylove_sugarsteel said:You a liitle cunthurt newfish?
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In defense of puppy, the offseason here would be much less interesting without The Doog Perspective.
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Not at all. Just trying to engage in a little conversation. Metrics. Fishing. Ted Bundy. All are captivating. I'm all ears.puppylove_sugarsteel said:You a liitle cunthurt newfish?
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TierbsHsotBoobs said:
In defense of puppy, the offseason here would be much less interesting without The Daft Perspective.
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Double FREE PUB!!!Baseman said:I knew most of you little guys were young and kinda dumb, but its reaching critical mass on this forum. Let me zip on over to dawgman, see if I can find a post-graduate to talk shop with. You guys stick to apple watch talk, stories about the hot chicks at the supermall you stared through (though not reciprocated) or how many hours you logged in on "Starcraft: wings of liberty" .
Puppy needs conversation, comedy, recruiting banter this time of year. Not talk of joystick battles and girls guys like Nacho cant accurately describe, as he's never touched, smelled, looked closely at or put a poundins to under Greg Gaines weight.
Puppy wants to know if her asshole has been recently plucked and warshed for a fresh tossed salad, or her pussy unkept, as it harbors a more natural aroma or if she has baby belly and saggy stretch marks on what was once were supple teeters. Im sure youve seen those Tommy, it's what changed your lifestyle, introduced you to Jeramy. J you're too far off the radar of love to bring up either sex. You're the guy who turns Bundy, less the good looks and education.
Ill hear your reply over on dawgman Nacho. Just checked, you're already there, ill be there in a sec!
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Whether people want to admit it or not they get that tingly feeling in their penis when they see a puppy post... Hoping it's one of the type of posts where you steal some new vulgar lingo to impress your friends with.
Sure most of his shit is him just spreading his legs to be a cum dumpster for the Pac 12 and doogs... But thats a small price to pay for some of the Internet gold he drops. -
Ill bury that fuckass base in the garden outside the gate. Then hit him with a good dose of 2-4d if his ass germinates. Ill talk football base, but if you start getting personal you'll be doing my laundry and singing your community college alma mater fight song for the HH veterans
