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Mexico City
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Pics or it didn't fucking happen
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You can't figure out how to block out tits and ass on your cell phone to appease Stalin? Send that shit to race if you are that incompetent.
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Why not just empty out one more of the slot machines and you'll have saved up to go to San Jose, CR instead? Hookers are legal and they're top-notch (herd from a fren). And it's neighbors with fucking Colombia...I'm sure the blow ain't too bad.
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Hondo is stuck in Wisconsin blowing Paul Ryan but doing so while dreaming of Swaye's life.
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.... and longing to gargle Obama's balls.sarktastic said:Hondo is stuck in Wisconsin blowing Paul Ryan but doing so while dreaming of Swaye's life.
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Hookers are legal in Mexico, at least where I'm at.DugtheDoog said:Why not just empty out one more of the slot machines and you'll have saved up to go to San Jose, CR instead? Hookers are legal and they're top-notch (herd from a fren). And it's neighbors with fucking Colombia...I'm sure the blow ain't too bad.
Rumors are confirmed, Jossy is probably the best hooker in Mexico City. Shower. BJ sans condom. Fakes it the whole time and acts like she loves it. Any position is fine with her. Super nice. Doesn't watch the clock and stays in bed when you are done. Super hot. The closest thing I'll ever get to Salma Hayak. Useless US hookers could learn a thing or ten from this chick. If Orkin paid me more I'd have her back tomorrow.
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One more so Hondo knows I not only figured out black outs once, but twice. Fuck off.
If you are ever in Mexico City and want a great time, I highly recommend. -
You haven't seen bugs till you've seen Mexico City bugs. Big enough to rape a turkey buzzard.DerekJohnson said:
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That's impressive given your hungover coked out state, not to mention being up at 7 in the morning.... Usually by that time I'm laying sideways on a couch in a coma.Swaye said:One more so Hondo knows I not only figured out black outs once, but twice. Fuck off.
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I passed out at 1AM and up at 5:30. Eating room service and shaking the cobwebs out for another day of fun in Mexico City. Enough shit talk, I would still be in bed but a goddamn siren went off at 5:30 right outside the hotel. When I finally came around I realized I had to piss like a racehorse, sideways. By that point I was awake and realized I was hungrier than shit from 2 hour romp with Salma/Jossy.2001400ex said:
That's impressive given your hungover coked out state, not to mention being up at 7 in the morning.... Usually by that time I'm laying sideways on a couch in a coma.Swaye said:One more so Hondo knows I not only figured out black outs once, but twice. Fuck off.
If you are ever in Mexico City and want a great time, I highly recommend.
