Mexico City

Swaye · March 2016

This place is quite a bit nicer than I thought it would be. I'm probably in the only decent part of town, but it's nice, and my hotel front counter guy has me a line on some coke and has told me who the best high end hooker in town is. This could make for an interesting report, but the only pics I have of her are nudes so you won't get those. Blame Stalin.

It is going to be a hooker and blow night. Hopefully the Federales don't arrest me.

GrundleStiltzkin · March 2016

PostGameOrangeSlices · March 2016

Looking forward to seeing a news article about the Native's headless corpse hanging from a bridge

doogsinparadise · March 2016

Meeting up with spooge?

Swaye · March 2016

I guess I could be in Guadalajara and not even know it. All the people down here look alike.

RaceBannon · March 2016

digits · March 2016

Peyote, perhaps?

DerekJohnson · March 2016

Orkin convention in San Luis Potosi?

DerekJohnson · March 2016

DeepSeaZ · March 2016

I believe my butler cabin account has a pm function to house said pictures

Swaye · March 2016

Hooker incoming. Best in Mexico City they say. I'll report back if I live and am not in prison.

PurpleJ · March 2016

Pics or it didn't fucking happen

2001400ex · March 2016

You can't figure out how to block out tits and ass on your cell phone to appease Stalin? Send that shit to race if you are that incompetent.

DugtheDoog · March 2016

Why not just empty out one more of the slot machines and you'll have saved up to go to San Jose, CR instead? Hookers are legal and they're top-notch (herd from a fren). And it's neighbors with fucking Colombia...I'm sure the blow ain't too bad.

sarktastic · March 2016

Hondo is stuck in Wisconsin blowing Paul Ryan but doing so while dreaming of Swaye's life.

Southerndawg · March 2016

sarktastic said:
Hondo is stuck in Wisconsin blowing Paul Ryan but doing so while dreaming of Swaye's life.

.... and longing to gargle Obama's balls.

Swaye · March 2016

DugtheDoog said:
Why not just empty out one more of the slot machines and you'll have saved up to go to San Jose, CR instead? Hookers are legal and they're top-notch (herd from a fren). And it's neighbors with fucking Colombia...I'm sure the blow ain't too bad.

Hookers are legal in Mexico, at least where I'm at.

Rumors are confirmed, Jossy is probably the best hooker in Mexico City. Shower. BJ sans condom. Fakes it the whole time and acts like she loves it. Any position is fine with her. Super nice. Doesn't watch the clock and stays in bed when you are done. Super hot. The closest thing I'll ever get to Salma Hayak. Useless US hookers could learn a thing or ten from this chick. If Orkin paid me more I'd have her back tomorrow.

Swaye · March 2016

One more so Hondo knows I not only figured out black outs once, but twice. Fuck off.

If you are ever in Mexico City and want a great time, I highly recommend.

Swaye · March 2016

DerekJohnson said:

You haven't seen bugs till you've seen Mexico City bugs. Big enough to rape a turkey buzzard.

2001400ex · March 2016

Swaye said:
One more so Hondo knows I not only figured out black outs once, but twice. Fuck off.

If you are ever in Mexico City and want a great time, I highly recommend.

That's impressive given your hungover coked out state, not to mention being up at 7 in the morning.... Usually by that time I'm laying sideways on a couch in a coma.

Swaye · March 2016

2001400ex said:

Swaye said:
One more so Hondo knows I not only figured out black outs once, but twice. Fuck off.

If you are ever in Mexico City and want a great time, I highly recommend.
That's impressive given your hungover coked out state, not to mention being up at 7 in the morning.... Usually by that time I'm laying sideways on a couch in a coma.

I passed out at 1AM and up at 5:30. Eating room service and shaking the cobwebs out for another day of fun in Mexico City. Enough shit talk, I would still be in bed but a goddamn siren went off at 5:30 right outside the hotel. When I finally came around I realized I had to piss like a racehorse, sideways. By that point I was awake and realized I was hungrier than shit from 2 hour romp with Salma/Jossy.

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