Mexico City

This place is quite a bit nicer than I thought it would be. I'm probably in the only decent part of town, but it's nice, and my hotel front counter guy has me a line on some coke and has told me who the best high end hooker in town is. This could make for an interesting report, but the only pics I have of her are nudes so you won't get those. Blame Stalin.

It is going to be a hooker and blow night. Hopefully the Federales don't arrest me.

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GrundleStiltzkin

PostGameOrangeSlices

Looking forward to seeing a news article about the Native's headless corpse hanging from a bridge

doogsinparadise

Meeting up with spooge?

I guess I could be in Guadalajara and not even know it. All the people down here look alike.

Peyote, perhaps?

Orkin convention in San Luis Potosi?

I believe my butler cabin account has a pm function to house said pictures

Hooker incoming. Best in Mexico City they say. I'll report back if I live and am not in prison.

Pics or it didn't fucking happen

You can't figure out how to block out tits and ass on your cell phone to appease Stalin? Send that shit to race if you are that incompetent.

Why not just empty out one more of the slot machines and you'll have saved up to go to San Jose, CR instead? Hookers are legal and they're top-notch (herd from a fren). And it's neighbors with fucking Colombia...I'm sure the blow ain't too bad.

Hondo is stuck in Wisconsin blowing Paul Ryan but doing so while dreaming of Swaye's life.

Hondo is stuck in Wisconsin blowing Paul Ryan but doing so while dreaming of Swaye's life.

.... and longing to gargle Obama's balls.

Why not just empty out one more of the slot machines and you'll have saved up to go to San Jose, CR instead? Hookers are legal and they're top-notch (herd from a fren). And it's neighbors with fucking Colombia...I'm sure the blow ain't too bad.

Hookers are legal in Mexico, at least where I'm at.

Rumors are confirmed, Jossy is probably the best hooker in Mexico City. Shower. BJ sans condom. Fakes it the whole time and acts like she loves it. Any position is fine with her. Super nice. Doesn't watch the clock and stays in bed when you are done. Super hot. The closest thing I'll ever get to Salma Hayak. Useless US hookers could learn a thing or ten from this chick. If Orkin paid me more I'd have her back tomorrow.

One more so Hondo knows I not only figured out black outs once, but twice. Fuck off.

If you are ever in Mexico City and want a great time, I highly recommend.

You haven't seen bugs till you've seen Mexico City bugs. Big enough to rape a turkey buzzard.

One more so Hondo knows I not only figured out black outs once, but twice. Fuck off.

If you are ever in Mexico City and want a great time, I highly recommend.

That's impressive given your hungover coked out state, not to mention being up at 7 in the morning.... Usually by that time I'm laying sideways on a couch in a coma.

One more so Hondo knows I not only figured out black outs once, but twice. Fuck off.

If you are ever in Mexico City and want a great time, I highly recommend.
That's impressive given your hungover coked out state, not to mention being up at 7 in the morning.... Usually by that time I'm laying sideways on a couch in a coma.

I passed out at 1AM and up at 5:30. Eating room service and shaking the cobwebs out for another day of fun in Mexico City. Enough shit talk, I would still be in bed but a goddamn siren went off at 5:30 right outside the hotel. When I finally came around I realized I had to piss like a racehorse, sideways. By that point I was awake and realized I was hungrier than shit from 2 hour romp with Salma/Jossy.

Bad_MotherDucker

Best fucking HH tradition - story time with @Swaye

http://www.escortsofmexico.com/cities/mexico.city/vip.jossy.htm

"McMenda writes "As usual with first time encounters I was not sure wether I made the right decision or not... until I saw this petite black-haired latina with a big smile and a body to die for looking at me. Jossy is the real GFE. Smart, classy, educated, ... ""

Was she Nebraska classy?

Face down ass up all women are classy.

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No axe @swaye I'm older than you think!

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GrundleStiltzkin

PostGameOrangeSlices

Looking forward to seeing a news article about the Native's headless corpse hanging from a bridge

doogsinparadise

Meeting up with spooge?

I guess I could be in Guadalajara and not even know it. All the people down here look alike.

Peyote, perhaps?

Orkin convention in San Luis Potosi?

I believe my butler cabin account has a pm function to house said pictures

Hooker incoming. Best in Mexico City they say. I'll report back if I live and am not in prison.

Pics or it didn't fucking happen

You can't figure out how to block out tits and ass on your cell phone to appease Stalin? Send that shit to race if you are that incompetent.

Why not just empty out one more of the slot machines and you'll have saved up to go to San Jose, CR instead? Hookers are legal and they're top-notch (herd from a fren). And it's neighbors with fucking Colombia...I'm sure the blow ain't too bad.

Hondo is stuck in Wisconsin blowing Paul Ryan but doing so while dreaming of Swaye's life.

Hondo is stuck in Wisconsin blowing Paul Ryan but doing so while dreaming of Swaye's life.

.... and longing to gargle Obama's balls.

Why not just empty out one more of the slot machines and you'll have saved up to go to San Jose, CR instead? Hookers are legal and they're top-notch (herd from a fren). And it's neighbors with fucking Colombia...I'm sure the blow ain't too bad.

Hookers are legal in Mexico, at least where I'm at.

Rumors are confirmed, Jossy is probably the best hooker in Mexico City. Shower. BJ sans condom. Fakes it the whole time and acts like she loves it. Any position is fine with her. Super nice. Doesn't watch the clock and stays in bed when you are done. Super hot. The closest thing I'll ever get to Salma Hayak. Useless US hookers could learn a thing or ten from this chick. If Orkin paid me more I'd have her back tomorrow.

One more so Hondo knows I not only figured out black outs once, but twice. Fuck off.

If you are ever in Mexico City and want a great time, I highly recommend.

You haven't seen bugs till you've seen Mexico City bugs. Big enough to rape a turkey buzzard.

One more so Hondo knows I not only figured out black outs once, but twice. Fuck off.

If you are ever in Mexico City and want a great time, I highly recommend.

That's impressive given your hungover coked out state, not to mention being up at 7 in the morning.... Usually by that time I'm laying sideways on a couch in a coma.

One more so Hondo knows I not only figured out black outs once, but twice. Fuck off.

If you are ever in Mexico City and want a great time, I highly recommend.
That's impressive given your hungover coked out state, not to mention being up at 7 in the morning.... Usually by that time I'm laying sideways on a couch in a coma.

I passed out at 1AM and up at 5:30. Eating room service and shaking the cobwebs out for another day of fun in Mexico City. Enough shit talk, I would still be in bed but a goddamn siren went off at 5:30 right outside the hotel. When I finally came around I realized I had to piss like a racehorse, sideways. By that point I was awake and realized I was hungrier than shit from 2 hour romp with Salma/Jossy.

Bad_MotherDucker

Best fucking HH tradition - story time with @Swaye

http://www.escortsofmexico.com/cities/mexico.city/vip.jossy.htm

"McMenda writes "As usual with first time encounters I was not sure wether I made the right decision or not... until I saw this petite black-haired latina with a big smile and a body to die for looking at me. Jossy is the real GFE. Smart, classy, educated, ... ""

Was she Nebraska classy?

Face down ass up all women are classy.

Bumped for @backthepack

Non censored in Wam.

Bumped for @backthepack

Non censored in Wam.

Add me to the WAM!

Bumped for @backthepack

Non censored in Wam.
Add me to the WAM!

You may have to grovel to Derek. My empire is purely titular. Tit. lulz.

Bumped for @backthepack

Non censored in Wam.
Add me to the WAM!
You may have to grovel to Derek. My empire is purely titular. Tit. lulz.

Ily

Bumped for @backthepack

Non censored in Wam.
Add me to the WAM!

You are way too young.

Bumped for @backthepack

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Add me to the WAM!
You are way too young.

No axe @swaye I'm older than you think!

Bumped for @backthepack

Non censored in Wam.
Add me to the WAM!
You are way too young.
No axe @swaye I'm older than you think!

It's true. He hit 18, a few hairs sprouted on his balls, and he is ready for action.

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