Softy's 3/23 interview of Smiff. (Podcast Link)
Trigger Warning: Likely to produce shaking & vomit. Guaranteed to depress and confound.
Smiff sounds like a child lost in the forest.
Prediction: Forget 10-2. 9-3 will be a Tall Order with this guy on staff.
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8-4! 8-4! 8-4!
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AIDSDennis_DeYoung said:8-4! 8-4! 8-4!
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After his third season Petersen fires a coordinator and all the doogs say here we go!!!!!!!TurdBuffer said:Here you go, gents: https://player.fm/1ZWadu
Trigger Warning: Likely to produce shaking & vomit. Guaranteed to depress and confound.
Smiff sounds like a child lost in the forest.
Prediction: Forget 10-2. 9-3 will be a Tall Order with this guy on staff.
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Short-Term prediction? Roady says "the offense is a shit-show" 50 times on the HFPod before the 4th game. Ready the counter.
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What justification does he have for still being employed?
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Compare Smiff's body language, tone of voice, and general demeanor to Lake's or Kwiatkowski's. No similarities whatsoever.
I'll bet the other coaches all think "What the fuck is that little paste-eating, nose-picker even doing here?" -
I think the interim AD will have something to say about CP's staff since she "gets" Washington.
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Gotta up vote "paste-eating, nose-picker"...TurdBuffer said:Compare Smiff's body language, tone of voice, and general demeanor to Lake's or Kwiatkowski's. No similarities whatsoever.
I'll bet the other coaches all think "What the fuck is that little paste-eating, nose-picker even doing here?" -
Boobs memorial spam tag.
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One of you assholes got my hopes up with that whole Tedford rumor.
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Beat Oregon and Furd the UW will finish 11-2 with a bowl win
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Smiff better get 550 yards per game. Average 42 points per game or LEAVE
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Maybe this is the year Smiff figures things out and develops the play calling ability of a 16 year old Madden player
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Toss left, toss right, dive middle = guaranteed madden success AND good strategy when naked with three horny sluts.
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#RPG
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If you're a fan of the Mad Swede, you like Smiff. They're gonna find ways to get him involved in the offense and utilize his talents on the field, says Smiff.
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We have long gone from being a school who cares about winning to a school who plays its qb based on effort points and commitment.TurdBuffer said:If you're a fan of the Mad Swede, you like Smiff. They're gonna find ways to get him involved in the offense and utilize his talents on the field, says Smiff.
Fuck. Just shoot me now.
Get with the special olympics program or gtfo -
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fuck
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No pics of the 3 horny sluts = down vote.kh83 said:Toss left, toss right, dive middle = guaranteed madden success AND good strategy when naked with three horny sluts.
You have the power to change that. -
String?Dennis_DeYoung said:
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I won't click on Softy's page. I hate him as much as I hate Kim. I hope he slides under an gas truck and tastes his own blood.
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Mitch, Hugh Millen (fuck off), Holmgren, and Chuck Powell are the only people worth a shit on KJR. Furnace and "Slick Hawk" are tolerable.
I'll listen to Dave once a month when there are commercials and/or shitty songs on 7 other stations.... -
Everything worthwhile requires sacrifice. It's worth enduring Softy once in a while to hear the uninspiring, nervous, twitchy voice of Smiff, just to remind us who to run out of town after the upcoming season. Information is power.
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That's some dark shit man.TommySQC said:I won't click on Softy's page. I hate him as much as I hate Kim. I hope he slides under an gas truck and tastes his own blood.
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This might be the dumbest thing I've read all day. The correct answer is there is no one on that station worth listening to. The only thing worth hearing are the interviews with people like Petermen and even then it's questionable.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Mitch, Hugh Millen (fuck off), Holmgren, and Chuck Powell are the only people worth a shit on KJR. Furnace and "Slick Hawk" are tolerable.
I'll listen to Dave once a month when there are commercials and/or shitty songs on 7 other stations.... -
No.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Mitch, Hugh Millen (fuck off), Holmgren, and Chuck Powell are the only people worth a shit on KJR. Furnace and "Slick Hawk" are tolerable.
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Turd, $mith will improve as the relative experience improves. You wont be complaining about smith when Washington is 5-0. Actually you will find something to complain about. Its what most armchair tardo's do. Example.. "Why didnt Smith use the TE more", after a 35 pt win vs Rutgers. Or "Why didnt Gaskin get more touches" after a hard fought squeaker at Arizona.TurdBuffer said:Here you go, gents: https://player.fm/1ZWadu
Trigger Warning: Likely to produce shaking & vomit. Guaranteed to depress and confound.
Smiff sounds like a child lost in the forest.
Prediction: Forget 10-2. 9-3 will be a Tall Order with this guy on staff.
See, a W is never good enough for you. Every year you expect the '91 team. Oh wait, most of you wanks werent born yet! -
All he did in that interview was talk about individual players. That was it. No stratefy, run-versus-pass, nothing.
Hard to judge anything. "Some receivers graduated so others will have to step up. Blah blah blah." Any of us morons could've done that interview. -
Pup: WTF are you talking about? Have you ever read my posts? Apparently not.
I've laid out the problems with Smiff in greater detail than almost anyone on these boards, from his on-the-job training, to his obvious lack of confidence in his players and himself, to the ridiculousness of allowing a highly paid OC to undergo on-the-job training at a few hundred Gs a year. He was an overachiever as a player, but he's an underachiever as a coach. The trickery shit, much like Patera's Seahawks or Willingham's teams, smacks of desperation, not confidence, and Smiff has made it so predictable, it fools no-one. That's bad coaching, Pup.
I expect the offense will improve as Jake and the O-line mature, and maybe that will reduce the heat on Smiff, but can the leopard change it's spots? From what I've seen and heard from Smiff so far, I really don't think so. As for the W not being good enough, go piss in the wind. What I expect is players playing to their potential, coaches coaching to their potential, proper use of talent and supreme effort from all involved. If we lose to a better team, I'm fine. Losing to inferior teams or giving away opportunities to steal a winnable game or two because we shoot ourselves in the foot and fail to seize the moment? That pisses me off more than anything.
By the way, did you listen to Smiff's interview, Pup? Does that inspire you with confidence? A big chunk of it was about Lindy moving to TE. Is that brilliance, desperation, or just wanting to reward a nice, but mediocre player, Pup? Just the kind of thing a program trying to rise needs, right?
