Don't be a nice guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ3fKBBIfawComments
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Two easy steps for sticking your dick in pussy (or meeting a nice lady, if you're Hondo)
1) Be attractive
2) Don't be unattractive -
Note obviously written by a castrated Millennial raised by 2 failure Boomer dads.
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Whoever wrote this should slam a bucket of kerosene and chase it with a blow torch.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DfTdIH7GbE
Pro tip: If you want sex, be a cocky asshole. If you want a girlfriend, meet the right girl and treat her well. This guy obviously has never had sex, and I think that's what he really wants. -
Kid makes a solid case for public school reform.
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Nice Çenk-roll, dick. The whole thing has me rethinking my unconditional support of free speech.
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I'd expect this from ATV, not Mike Jensen.
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There's a difference between a nice guy and a total tryhard pussy.
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Our modern culture has forgotten what a gentleman really is. He's well behaved and mannered, treats people with respect, carries a gun and can kick serious ass.
Gentlemen were always trained from a young age to be warriors, not pussies!
A gentlemen always treats others he encounters as ladies and gentlemen. Not because they are but because he is. -
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This reminded me of this old naval academy video about dating:Sledog said:Our modern culture has forgotten what a gentleman really is. He's well behaved and mannered, treats people with respect, carries a gun and can kick serious ass.
Gentlemen were always trained from a young age to be warriors, not pussies!
A gentlemen always treats others he encounters as ladies and gentlemen. Not because they are but because he is.
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You are quoting the Tom Brady SNL skit about sexual harassmentPostGameOrangeSlices said:Two easy steps for sticking your dick in pussy (or meeting a nice lady, if you're Hondo)
1) Be attractive
2) Don't be unattractive -
When she says don't cum in me, but you already did five minutes ago and are smashing her with a floppy.
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Nice guys want simple, fast commitment, but women want a drawn out psychological challenge from a man -> they seem to like to call it "confidence".
Guy sending 1-4 texts/week > guy sending 100 texts/week. -
My God, how far TYT has fallen. Worse than HuffPo's gutter crap. They used to discuss shit that mattered. Not anymore.
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most women want money but also want to be flirty, bitchy, and bossy. the good ones are kind of rare but for some reason harder to fall in love with. The problem with the first type is that there is always some lonely schuck around to fall for her shtick. The good ones don't try hard enough.
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ApostleofGrief said:
most women don't know what the fuck they want.
money but also want to be flirty, bitchy, and bossy. the good ones are kind of rare but for some reason harder to fall in love with. The problem with the first type is that there is always some lonely schuck around to fall for her shtick. The good ones don't try hard enough. -
OK!TurdBuffer said:ApostleofGrief said:most women don't know what the fuck they want.
money but also want to be flirty, bitchy, and bossy. the good ones are kind of rare but for some reason harder to fall in love with. The problem with the first type is that there is always some lonely schuck around to fall for her shtick. The good ones don't try hard enough. -
Most women know what they want. Which is everything.
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How old are you dude? I think you may be older than my dad..Sledog said:Our modern culture has forgotten what a gentleman really is. He's well behaved and mannered, treats people with respect, carries a gun and can kick serious ass.
Gentlemen were always trained from a young age to be warriors, not pussies!
A gentlemen always treats others he encounters as ladies and gentlemen. Not because they are but because he is. -
Lot of beta losers in here. Nttawwt.
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Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, what did you think of the play?Sledog said:Our modern culture has forgotten what a gentleman really is. He's well behaved and mannered, treats people with respect, carries a gun and can kick serious ass.
Gentlemen were always trained from a young age to be warriors, not pussies!
A gentlemen always treats others he encounters as ladies and gentlemen. Not because they are but because he is. -
Never I could be. Somehow went away from that model now people raise whiny little bitch boys in skinny jeans and a beard trying to look like lumberjacks and they couldn't put the spare on if they had a flat.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
How old are you dude? I think you may be older than my dad..Sledog said:Our modern culture has forgotten what a gentleman really is. He's well behaved and mannered, treats people with respect, carries a gun and can kick serious ass.
Gentlemen were always trained from a young age to be warriors, not pussies!
A gentlemen always treats others he encounters as ladies and gentlemen. Not because they are but because he is. -
This getting women chalk talk is gayer than a lemon party
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HRYKRoadDawg55 said:This getting women chalk talk is gayer than a lemon party
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You need to carry a gun to kick serious ass?Sledog said:Our modern culture has forgotten what a gentleman really is. He's well behaved and mannered, treats people with respect, carries a gun and can kick serious ass.
Gentlemen were always trained from a young age to be warriors, not pussies!
A gentlemen always treats others he encounters as ladies and gentlemen. Not because they are but because he is. -
No. They could kick ass but physical ass kicking against armed opponents is a poor strategy. I forgot to mention the obvious trait of intelligence.PurpleJ said:
You need to carry a gun to kick serious ass?Sledog said:Our modern culture has forgotten what a gentleman really is. He's well behaved and mannered, treats people with respect, carries a gun and can kick serious ass.
Gentlemen were always trained from a young age to be warriors, not pussies!
A gentlemen always treats others he encounters as ladies and gentlemen. Not because they are but because he is. -
I'd suggest keeping at least a 25 miles radius between yourself and Suckattle as much as possible.Sledog said:
Never I could be. Somehow went away from that model now people raise whiny little bitch boys in skinny jeans and a beard trying to look like lumberjacks and they couldn't put the spare on if they had a flat.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
How old are you dude? I think you may be older than my dad..Sledog said:Our modern culture has forgotten what a gentleman really is. He's well behaved and mannered, treats people with respect, carries a gun and can kick serious ass.
Gentlemen were always trained from a young age to be warriors, not pussies!
A gentlemen always treats others he encounters as ladies and gentlemen. Not because they are but because he is. -
I enjoy home games. Don't get to as many as I would like but going to try and make them all this year. Seattle does have some interesting people walking around. I have seen worse, much worse.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
I'd suggest keeping at least a 25 miles radius between yourself and Suckattle as much as possible.Sledog said:
Never I could be. Somehow went away from that model now people raise whiny little bitch boys in skinny jeans and a beard trying to look like lumberjacks and they couldn't put the spare on if they had a flat.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
How old are you dude? I think you may be older than my dad..Sledog said:Our modern culture has forgotten what a gentleman really is. He's well behaved and mannered, treats people with respect, carries a gun and can kick serious ass.
Gentlemen were always trained from a young age to be warriors, not pussies!
A gentlemen always treats others he encounters as ladies and gentlemen. Not because they are but because he is. -
I shouldn't even contribute to this gay thread, but here it is.
If you're ugly, but some nice clothes. Lie and say you have some cool job.
If you're an ugly Arab, say you work in oil.
If you're a construction worker, say you own a construction business or say it's paying your way through school. Sell the dream.
If you're a nerd, you were a hacker and apple/Microsoft hired you. You get lucky and take her to your shitty apartment, you say you give all your money to your single, strong independent mother grandma who raised you.
Get the point?
