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Great story openings in literary history

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    ApostleofGriefApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
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    just so you know, orangeslices, I took a class once and you were supposed to write comments in general about some topic. The instructor would not do much other than skim it and write "OK!".

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    you realize how much time we could all save if arguments took the form of only either OK! or disagree?
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    PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,609
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    just so you know, orangeslices, I took a class once and you were supposed to write comments in general about some topic. The instructor would not do much other than skim it and write "OK!".

    Riveting
    you realize how much time we could all save if arguments took the form of only either OK! or disagree?
    Add me to the kill list! I leave you to cutting people off in traffic
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    McRibMcRib Member Posts: 227
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    Just drove by Gorst a couple of weeks ago. They are currently
    remodeling the 'ol pussy palace or what ever the fuck it was called.

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    CougzzCougzz Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 279
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    She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.
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    CirrhosisDawgCirrhosisDawg Member Posts: 6,390
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    A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head. The green earflaps, full of large ears and uncut hair and the fine bristles that grew in the ears themselves, stuck out on either side like turn signals indicating two directions at once. Full pursed lips protruded beneath the bushy black mustache and, at their corners, sank into little folds filled with disapproval and potato chip crumbles. In the shadow under the green visor of the cap Ignatius J. Reilly's supercilious blue and yellow eyes looked down upon the other people waiting under the clock at the D.H. Holmes Department Store, studying the crow for signs for bad taste in dress. Several of the outfits, Ignatius noticed, were new and expensive enough to be properly considered offenses against taste and decency. Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one's soul.

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