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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    I NEVER boo the kids' kids.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123
    Lol, what was so bad about that?
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    He has a FAMILY!!!!!!!
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,251
    edited March 2016

    Lol, what was so bad about that?

    I meant having an anchor kid in college.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Does the AD even have "the talk" with these doofuses? Like, "here's a condom, use it."
  • section_332
    section_332 Member Posts: 2,403
    I think Bierria has one as well
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    And Rodriguez the QB.
  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646
    I think the players are taking Pete's message of, "you want to change the world, be a great Dad" to heart.

    Mathis is going to have a kid in the coming months and Dwayne had one during the season.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    I'm sure Cooper has his 529 plans set up for his kids already.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

    Baby Boom part 2 Electric Boogaloo

    But will they BLEED purple and gold in 17 years?
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    edited March 2016
    Aside from the horrible Engrish, I was moved by this. We all know afro americans are popping out government sponsored chitlins out of wedlock left and right, and its sad, irresponsible, boneheaded etc, and proportionally moreso than other groups (dont shoot the census bureau or the messenger Pup)....but sometimes it slaps responsibility into a crip or bloods' life. Often the opposite happens and daddy goes to jail (dont hate the census bureau or Pup), Welfare Juaniqua pops out 4 more from 4 different dads (dont hate the census bureau or the messeger Pup) and the kid lives on speggetios for 18 years until an offer comes his way,.

    A degree from UW could help Beaver accept and embrace fatherhood. A chance most daddys' in the hood dont get. Im proud of Brandon. Good luck son. But dont ditch the kid when the emotion wears off like 65% or so of your brethren does. (Dont hate the census and the messenger Pup). Im pulling for Brandon Beaver, even though it's likely special teams are in his future, but Rufus Porter made a good living there, little Deuce might just get to watch daddy play in the league too.
  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,755

    Aside from the horrible Engrish, I was moved by this. We all know afro americans are popping out government sponsored chitlins out of wedlock left and right, and its sad, irresponsible, boneheaded etc, and proportionally moreso than other groups (dont shoot the census bureau or the messenger Pup)....but sometimes it slaps responsibility into a crip or bloods' life. Often the opposite happens and daddy goes to jail (dont hate the census bureau or Pup), Welfare Juaniqua pops out 4 more from 4 different dads (dont hate the census bureau or the messeger Pup) and the kid lives on speggetios for 18 years until an offer comes his way,.

    A degree from UW could help Beaver accept and embrace fatherhood. A chance most daddys' in the hood dont get. Im proud of Brandon. Good luck son. But dont ditch the kid when the emotion wears off like 65% or so of your brethren does. (Dont hate the census and the messenger Pup). Im pulling for Brandon Beaver, even though it's likely special teams are in his future, but Rufus Porter made a good living there, little Deuce might just get to watch daddy play in the league too.

    Traits of families on AFDC (1)

    Race
    --------------
    White 38.8%
    Black 37.2
    Hispanic 17.8
    Asian 2.8
    Other 3.4

    Time on AFDC
    ---------------------------
    Less than 7 months 19.0%
    7 to 12 months 15.2
    One to two years 19.3
    Two to five years 26.9
    Over five years 19.6

    Number of children
    -------------------
    One 43.2%
    Two 30.7
    Three 15.8
    Four or more 10.3

    Age of Mother
    ------------------
    Teenager 7.6%
    20 - 29 47.9
    30 - 39 32.7
    40 or older 11.8

    Status of Father 1973 1992
    -------------------------------------
    Divorced or separated 46.5% 28.6
    Deceased 5.0 1.6
    Unemployed or Disabled 14.3 9.0
    Not married to mother 31.5 55.3
    Other or Unknown 2.7 5.5




    Endnotes:

    1. Overview of Entitlement Programs, Committee on Ways and Means, U.S. House of Representatives (U.S. Government Printing Office, 1994).

    2. U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Characteristics and Financial Condition of AFDC Recipients, Fiscal Year 1992 (Washington, D.C.: Government Printing Office, 1992); 1994 Green Book, p. 47.

    3. Paul Taylor, "When Safety Nets Leave the Needy in Free Fall," Washington Post National Weekly Edition, September 9-11, 1991.

    4. All statistics charts on teen sex taken from Where We Stand, by Michael Wolff, Peter Rutten, Albert Bayers III, eds., and the World Rank Research Team (New York: Bantam Books, 1992), pp. 242-55.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club

    Aside from the horrible Engrish, I was moved by this. We all know afro americans are popping out government sponsored chitlins out of wedlock left and right, and its sad, irresponsible, boneheaded etc, and proportionally moreso than other groups (dont shoot the census bureau or the messenger Pup)....but sometimes it slaps responsibility into a crip or bloods' life. Often the opposite happens and daddy goes to jail (dont hate the census bureau or Pup), Welfare Juaniqua pops out 4 more from 4 different dads (dont hate the census bureau or the messeger Pup) and the kid lives on speggetios for 18 years until an offer comes his way,.

    A degree from UW could help Beaver accept and embrace fatherhood. A chance most daddys' in the hood dont get. Im proud of Brandon. Good luck son. But dont ditch the kid when the emotion wears off like 65% or so of your brethren does. (Dont hate the census and the messenger Pup). Im pulling for Brandon Beaver, even though it's likely special teams are in his future, but Rufus Porter made a good living there, little Deuce might just get to watch daddy play in the league too.

    Traits of families on AFDC (1)

    Race
    --------------
    White 38.8%
    Black 37.2
    Hispanic 17.8
    Asian 2.8
    Other 3.4

    Time on AFDC
    ---------------------------
    Less than 7 months 19.0%
    7 to 12 months 15.2
    One to two years 19.3
    Two to five years 26.9
    Over five years 19.6

    Number of children
    -------------------
    One 43.2%
    Two 30.7
    Three 15.8
    Four or more 10.3

    Age of Mother
    ------------------
    Teenager 7.6%
    20 - 29 47.9
    30 - 39 32.7
    40 or older 11.8

    Status of Father 1973 1992
    -------------------------------------
    Divorced or separated 46.5% 28.6
    Deceased 5.0 1.6
    Unemployed or Disabled 14.3 9.0
    Not married to mother 31.5 55.3
    Other or Unknown 2.7 5.5




    Endnotes:

    1. Overview of Entitlement Programs, Committee on Ways and Means, U.S. House of Representatives (U.S. Government Printing Office, 1994).

    2. U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Characteristics and Financial Condition of AFDC Recipients, Fiscal Year 1992 (Washington, D.C.: Government Printing Office, 1992); 1994 Green Book, p. 47.

    3. Paul Taylor, "When Safety Nets Leave the Needy in Free Fall," Washington Post National Weekly Edition, September 9-11, 1991.

    4. All statistics charts on teen sex taken from Where We Stand, by Michael Wolff, Peter Rutten, Albert Bayers III, eds., and the World Rank Research Team (New York: Bantam Books, 1992), pp. 242-55.
    To be fair he did say proportionally.
  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,755
    Swaye said:

    Aside from the horrible Engrish, I was moved by this. We all know afro americans are popping out government sponsored chitlins out of wedlock left and right, and its sad, irresponsible, boneheaded etc, and proportionally moreso than other groups (dont shoot the census bureau or the messenger Pup)....but sometimes it slaps responsibility into a crip or bloods' life. Often the opposite happens and daddy goes to jail (dont hate the census bureau or Pup), Welfare Juaniqua pops out 4 more from 4 different dads (dont hate the census bureau or the messeger Pup) and the kid lives on speggetios for 18 years until an offer comes his way,.

    A degree from UW could help Beaver accept and embrace fatherhood. A chance most daddys' in the hood dont get. Im proud of Brandon. Good luck son. But dont ditch the kid when the emotion wears off like 65% or so of your brethren does. (Dont hate the census and the messenger Pup). Im pulling for Brandon Beaver, even though it's likely special teams are in his future, but Rufus Porter made a good living there, little Deuce might just get to watch daddy play in the league too.

    Traits of families on AFDC (1)

    Race
    --------------
    White 38.8%
    Black 37.2
    Hispanic 17.8
    Asian 2.8
    Other 3.4

    Time on AFDC
    ---------------------------
    Less than 7 months 19.0%
    7 to 12 months 15.2
    One to two years 19.3
    Two to five years 26.9
    Over five years 19.6

    Number of children
    -------------------
    One 43.2%
    Two 30.7
    Three 15.8
    Four or more 10.3

    Age of Mother
    ------------------
    Teenager 7.6%
    20 - 29 47.9
    30 - 39 32.7
    40 or older 11.8

    Status of Father 1973 1992
    -------------------------------------
    Divorced or separated 46.5% 28.6
    Deceased 5.0 1.6
    Unemployed or Disabled 14.3 9.0
    Not married to mother 31.5 55.3
    Other or Unknown 2.7 5.5




    Endnotes:

    1. Overview of Entitlement Programs, Committee on Ways and Means, U.S. House of Representatives (U.S. Government Printing Office, 1994).

    2. U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Characteristics and Financial Condition of AFDC Recipients, Fiscal Year 1992 (Washington, D.C.: Government Printing Office, 1992); 1994 Green Book, p. 47.

    3. Paul Taylor, "When Safety Nets Leave the Needy in Free Fall," Washington Post National Weekly Edition, September 9-11, 1991.

    4. All statistics charts on teen sex taken from Where We Stand, by Michael Wolff, Peter Rutten, Albert Bayers III, eds., and the World Rank Research Team (New York: Bantam Books, 1992), pp. 242-55.
    To be fair he did say proportionally.
    Proportionally, considering he is getting a college degree.... Get the fuck out of here
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,152 Founders Club

    Aside from the horrible Engrish, I was moved by this. We all know afro americans are popping out government sponsored chitlins out of wedlock left and right, and its sad, irresponsible, boneheaded etc, and proportionally moreso than other groups (dont shoot the census bureau or the messenger Pup)....but sometimes it slaps responsibility into a crip or bloods' life. Often the opposite happens and daddy goes to jail (dont hate the census bureau or Pup), Welfare Juaniqua pops out 4 more from 4 different dads (dont hate the census bureau or the messeger Pup) and the kid lives on speggetios for 18 years until an offer comes his way,.

    A degree from UW could help Beaver accept and embrace fatherhood. A chance most daddys' in the hood dont get. Im proud of Brandon. Good luck son. But dont ditch the kid when the emotion wears off like 65% or so of your brethren does. (Dont hate the census and the messenger Pup). Im pulling for Brandon Beaver, even though it's likely special teams are in his future, but Rufus Porter made a good living there, little Deuce might just get to watch daddy play in the league too.

    Traits of families on AFDC (1)

    Race
    --------------
    White 38.8%
    Black 37.2
    Hispanic 17.8
    Asian 2.8
    Other 3.4

    Time on AFDC
    ---------------------------
    Less than 7 months 19.0%
    7 to 12 months 15.2
    One to two years 19.3
    Two to five years 26.9
    Over five years 19.6

    Number of children
    -------------------
    One 43.2%
    Two 30.7
    Three 15.8
    Four or more 10.3

    Age of Mother
    ------------------
    Teenager 7.6%
    20 - 29 47.9
    30 - 39 32.7
    40 or older 11.8

    Status of Father 1973 1992
    -------------------------------------
    Divorced or separated 46.5% 28.6
    Deceased 5.0 1.6
    Unemployed or Disabled 14.3 9.0
    Not married to mother 31.5 55.3
    Other or Unknown 2.7 5.5




    Endnotes:

    1. Overview of Entitlement Programs, Committee on Ways and Means, U.S. House of Representatives (U.S. Government Printing Office, 1994).

    2. U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Characteristics and Financial Condition of AFDC Recipients, Fiscal Year 1992 (Washington, D.C.: Government Printing Office, 1992); 1994 Green Book, p. 47.

    3. Paul Taylor, "When Safety Nets Leave the Needy in Free Fall," Washington Post National Weekly Edition, September 9-11, 1991.

    4. All statistics charts on teen sex taken from Where We Stand, by Michael Wolff, Peter Rutten, Albert Bayers III, eds., and the World Rank Research Team (New York: Bantam Books, 1992), pp. 242-55.
    We forgot this little nugget:

    Percentage of population:

    White Americans:72.4%
    Black Americans: 12.6%

    Yet the percentages you cited are almost equal. 38.8 to 37.2. Huh.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    koopdog said:

    Aside from the horrible Engrish, I was moved by this. We all know afro americans are popping out government sponsored chitlins out of wedlock left and right, and its sad, irresponsible, boneheaded etc, and proportionally moreso than other groups (dont shoot the census bureau or the messenger Pup)....but sometimes it slaps responsibility into a crip or bloods' life. Often the opposite happens and daddy goes to jail (dont hate the census bureau or Pup), Welfare Juaniqua pops out 4 more from 4 different dads (dont hate the census bureau or the messeger Pup) and the kid lives on speggetios for 18 years until an offer comes his way,.

    A degree from UW could help Beaver accept and embrace fatherhood. A chance most daddys' in the hood dont get. Im proud of Brandon. Good luck son. But dont ditch the kid when the emotion wears off like 65% or so of your brethren does. (Dont hate the census and the messenger Pup). Im pulling for Brandon Beaver, even though it's likely special teams are in his future, but Rufus Porter made a good living there, little Deuce might just get to watch daddy play in the league too.

    Traits of families on AFDC (1)

    Race
    --------------
    White 38.8%
    Black 37.2
    Hispanic 17.8
    Asian 2.8
    Other 3.4

    Time on AFDC
    ---------------------------
    Less than 7 months 19.0%
    7 to 12 months 15.2
    One to two years 19.3
    Two to five years 26.9
    Over five years 19.6

    Number of children
    -------------------
    One 43.2%
    Two 30.7
    Three 15.8
    Four or more 10.3

    Age of Mother
    ------------------
    Teenager 7.6%
    20 - 29 47.9
    30 - 39 32.7
    40 or older 11.8

    Status of Father 1973 1992
    -------------------------------------
    Divorced or separated 46.5% 28.6
    Deceased 5.0 1.6
    Unemployed or Disabled 14.3 9.0
    Not married to mother 31.5 55.3
    Other or Unknown 2.7 5.5




    Endnotes:

    1. Overview of Entitlement Programs, Committee on Ways and Means, U.S. House of Representatives (U.S. Government Printing Office, 1994).

    2. U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Characteristics and Financial Condition of AFDC Recipients, Fiscal Year 1992 (Washington, D.C.: Government Printing Office, 1992); 1994 Green Book, p. 47.

    3. Paul Taylor, "When Safety Nets Leave the Needy in Free Fall," Washington Post National Weekly Edition, September 9-11, 1991.

    4. All statistics charts on teen sex taken from Where We Stand, by Michael Wolff, Peter Rutten, Albert Bayers III, eds., and the World Rank Research Team (New York: Bantam Books, 1992), pp. 242-55.
    We forgot this little nugget:

    Percentage of population:

    White Americans:72.4%
    Black Americans: 12.6%

    Yet the percentages you cited are almost equal. 38.8 to 37.2. Huh.

    Don't shoot the messenger. Or the census bureau.
    fixed
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,142
    lmfao @ this thread

    christ
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    U PleasE, blacks make up 13% of the population
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123
    koopdog said:

    Aside from the horrible Engrish, I was moved by this. We all know afro americans are popping out government sponsored chitlins out of wedlock left and right, and its sad, irresponsible, boneheaded etc, and proportionally moreso than other groups (dont shoot the census bureau or the messenger Pup)....but sometimes it slaps responsibility into a crip or bloods' life. Often the opposite happens and daddy goes to jail (dont hate the census bureau or Pup), Welfare Juaniqua pops out 4 more from 4 different dads (dont hate the census bureau or the messeger Pup) and the kid lives on speggetios for 18 years until an offer comes his way,.

    A degree from UW could help Beaver accept and embrace fatherhood. A chance most daddys' in the hood dont get. Im proud of Brandon. Good luck son. But dont ditch the kid when the emotion wears off like 65% or so of your brethren does. (Dont hate the census and the messenger Pup). Im pulling for Brandon Beaver, even though it's likely special teams are in his future, but Rufus Porter made a good living there, little Deuce might just get to watch daddy play in the league too.

    Traits of families on AFDC (1)

    Race
    --------------
    White 38.8%
    Black 37.2
    Hispanic 17.8
    Asian 2.8
    Other 3.4

    Time on AFDC
    ---------------------------
    Less than 7 months 19.0%
    7 to 12 months 15.2
    One to two years 19.3
    Two to five years 26.9
    Over five years 19.6

    Number of children
    -------------------
    One 43.2%
    Two 30.7
    Three 15.8
    Four or more 10.3

    Age of Mother
    ------------------
    Teenager 7.6%
    20 - 29 47.9
    30 - 39 32.7
    40 or older 11.8

    Status of Father 1973 1992
    -------------------------------------
    Divorced or separated 46.5% 28.6
    Deceased 5.0 1.6
    Unemployed or Disabled 14.3 9.0
    Not married to mother 31.5 55.3
    Other or Unknown 2.7 5.5




    Endnotes:

    1. Overview of Entitlement Programs, Committee on Ways and Means, U.S. House of Representatives (U.S. Government Printing Office, 1994).

    2. U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Characteristics and Financial Condition of AFDC Recipients, Fiscal Year 1992 (Washington, D.C.: Government Printing Office, 1992); 1994 Green Book, p. 47.

    3. Paul Taylor, "When Safety Nets Leave the Needy in Free Fall," Washington Post National Weekly Edition, September 9-11, 1991.

    4. All statistics charts on teen sex taken from Where We Stand, by Michael Wolff, Peter Rutten, Albert Bayers III, eds., and the World Rank Research Team (New York: Bantam Books, 1992), pp. 242-55.
    We forgot this little nugget:

    Percentage of population:

    White Americans:72.4%
    Black Americans: 12.6%

    Yet the percentages you cited are almost equal. 38.8 to 37.2. Huh.
    I didn't want to open up this canon worms, but yeah. It's kind of (okay really) retarded to ignore this little bit of information.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    koopdog said:

    Aside from the horrible Engrish, I was moved by this. We all know afro americans are popping out government sponsored chitlins out of wedlock left and right, and its sad, irresponsible, boneheaded etc, and proportionally moreso than other groups (dont shoot the census bureau or the messenger Pup)....but sometimes it slaps responsibility into a crip or bloods' life. Often the opposite happens and daddy goes to jail (dont hate the census bureau or Pup), Welfare Juaniqua pops out 4 more from 4 different dads (dont hate the census bureau or the messeger Pup) and the kid lives on speggetios for 18 years until an offer comes his way,.

    A degree from UW could help Beaver accept and embrace fatherhood. A chance most daddys' in the hood dont get. Im proud of Brandon. Good luck son. But dont ditch the kid when the emotion wears off like 65% or so of your brethren does. (Dont hate the census and the messenger Pup). Im pulling for Brandon Beaver, even though it's likely special teams are in his future, but Rufus Porter made a good living there, little Deuce might just get to watch daddy play in the league too.

    Traits of families on AFDC (1)

    Race
    --------------
    White 38.8%
    Black 37.2
    Hispanic 17.8
    Asian 2.8
    Other 3.4

    Time on AFDC
    ---------------------------
    Less than 7 months 19.0%
    7 to 12 months 15.2
    One to two years 19.3
    Two to five years 26.9
    Over five years 19.6

    Number of children
    -------------------
    One 43.2%
    Two 30.7
    Three 15.8
    Four or more 10.3

    Age of Mother
    ------------------
    Teenager 7.6%
    20 - 29 47.9
    30 - 39 32.7
    40 or older 11.8

    Status of Father 1973 1992
    -------------------------------------
    Divorced or separated 46.5% 28.6
    Deceased 5.0 1.6
    Unemployed or Disabled 14.3 9.0
    Not married to mother 31.5 55.3
    Other or Unknown 2.7 5.5




    Endnotes:

    1. Overview of Entitlement Programs, Committee on Ways and Means, U.S. House of Representatives (U.S. Government Printing Office, 1994).

    2. U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Characteristics and Financial Condition of AFDC Recipients, Fiscal Year 1992 (Washington, D.C.: Government Printing Office, 1992); 1994 Green Book, p. 47.

    3. Paul Taylor, "When Safety Nets Leave the Needy in Free Fall," Washington Post National Weekly Edition, September 9-11, 1991.

    4. All statistics charts on teen sex taken from Where We Stand, by Michael Wolff, Peter Rutten, Albert Bayers III, eds., and the World Rank Research Team (New York: Bantam Books, 1992), pp. 242-55.
    We forgot this little nugget:

    Percentage of population:

    White Americans:72.4%
    Black Americans: 12.6%

    Yet the percentages you cited are almost equal. 38.8 to 37.2. Huh.
    That's what I was saying before he told me to get the fuck out of here. It must have really bothered him that a dumb Injun who works for 8 bucks an hour can do maff better than he can.
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    'Injun" is pretty racist
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club

    'Injun" is pretty racist

    How the fuck can I be racist against myself? Now, if we are talking about white people, I hate the shit out of those assholes. Racist? Guilty as charged.