Advertising and the future of Hardcore Husky
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Back in the good old days when men were still men and proudly displayed phallus statues outside their domus walls; before millennials like Caligula squandered the fructus of their forefathers' wise rule, and fags like Elagabalus whored the Empire's buttocks out to any barbarian that would have her during Eunuch Pride Month, Uncle Gaius and I would go down to the Aventine dressed like plebes to get drunk and fuck whores. Now the Aventine was the gritty, seedy underbelly of the she-wolf of Latium. It was the place to go. Even Romulus and Remus would have envied the many fine pairs of buxom teats I suckled at my favorite brothels down there. But those are tales for another day.
What kind of public notices do you imagine I saw posted on the scrolls while staggering drunk and erect through the alleyways of the Aventine? I can tell you they weren't advertising ordinary vestments and victuals. Purveyors of lotus and illicit medicina, vintners of spirits and merchants of sex, advertised their wares there. What a feast for the eyes. Wet cunnus dripping like honey to whet the appetite. A smorgasbord of buttocks and mammae. Perfect for a fellow like me, and for them, denari in their pockets every time I stopped by.
Just a suggestion. Or consult the Oracle of Delphi. Abundatio. -
A lot of name dropping in this post. You must be as popular as puppy.Octavian said:Back in the good old days when men were still men and proudly displayed phallus statues outside their domus walls; before millennials like Caligula squandered the fructus of their forefathers' wise rule, and fags like Elagabalus whored the Empire's buttocks out to any barbarian that would have her during Eunuch Pride Month, Uncle Gaius and I would go down to the Aventine dressed like plebes to get drunk and fuck whores. Now the Aventine was the gritty, seedy underbelly of the she-wolf of Latium. It was the place to go. Even Romulus and Remus would have envied the many fine pairs of buxom teats I suckled at my favorite brothels down there. But those are tales for another day.
What kind of public notices do you imagine I saw posted on the scrolls while staggering drunk and erect through the alleyways of the Aventine? I can tell you they weren't advertising ordinary vestments and victuals. Purveyors of lotus and illicit medicina, vintners of spirits and merchants of sex, advertised their wares there. What a feast for the eyes. Wet cunnus dripping like honey to whet the appetite. A smorgasbord of buttocks and mammae. Perfect for a fellow like me, and for them, denari in their pockets every time I stopped by.
Just a suggestion. Or consult the Oracle of Delphi. Abundatio. -
B it is.
Take my money, Derek. -
I tried it and nobody used it much.UWhuskytskeet said:Can you set up an Amazon Affiliate link? Prob won't make a lot, but at least you'll get a portion of the revenue whenever we buy 55 gallon drums of lube.
A lot of podcasts do this to help bring in additional revenue. For everyone that buys on Amazon, you basically bookmark the link and use that URL to make your purchases as you normally would. -
If we're going to BASH google then I am fucking OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Disagree, I personally used 4 liters of the lube alone at the Taki.DerekJohnson said:
I tried it and nobody used it much.UWhuskytskeet said:Can you set up an Amazon Affiliate link? Prob won't make a lot, but at least you'll get a portion of the revenue whenever we buy 55 gallon drums of lube.
A lot of podcasts do this to help bring in additional revenue. For everyone that buys on Amazon, you basically bookmark the link and use that URL to make your purchases as you normally would. -
I was going to recommend this as well.UWhuskytskeet said:Can you set up an Amazon Affiliate link? Prob won't make a lot, but at least you'll get a portion of the revenue whenever we buy 55 gallon drums of lube.
A lot of podcasts do this to help bring in additional revenue. For everyone that buys on Amazon, you basically bookmark the link and use that URL to make your purchases as you normally would. -
It really is good lube.Gladstone said:
I was going to recommend this as well.UWhuskytskeet said:Can you set up an Amazon Affiliate link? Prob won't make a lot, but at least you'll get a portion of the revenue whenever we buy 55 gallon drums of lube.
A lot of podcasts do this to help bring in additional revenue. For everyone that buys on Amazon, you basically bookmark the link and use that URL to make your purchases as you normally would. -
Dont f-ing sellout Derek. Get more creative with your advertising reach.DerekJohnson said:(Stalin's State of the
UnionBasement Address)
Even though the ads are technically running, Google has effectively shut down our AdSense account. As Gladstone told me, "The NWS threads got crawled and flagged like 10,000 times lol."
So we basically have two options:
Option A: no more f-bombs and pseudo porn threads; then resubmit to Google for approval.
Option B: Go from one fundraiser a year to two fundraisers and also add another sponsor as football season approaches.
Given that being able to say fuck is the lifeblood of Hardcore Husky, and pseudo porn threads hold a special place in our lineage and hearts, I see Option B as the only option going forward. We will find a way to make this work while staying true to who we are. God help us all. -
You fucktards actually believe Derek?
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if we go option B can we get away from pseudo porn threads and go actual porn threads (or a porn bored)? acksin for a fren.DerekJohnson said:(Stalin's State of the
UnionBasement Address)
Even though the ads are technically running, Google has effectively shut down our AdSense account. As Gladstone told me, "The NWS threads got crawled and flagged like 10,000 times lol."
So we basically have two options:
Option A: no more f-bombs and pseudo porn threads; then resubmit to Google for approval.
Option B: Go from one fundraiser a year to two fundraisers and also add another sponsor as football season approaches.
Given that being able to say fuck is the lifeblood of Hardcore Husky, and pseudo porn threads hold a special place in our lineage and hearts, I see Option B as the only option going forward. We will find a way to make this work while staying true to who we are. God help us all.
thanks, ill hang up an lissen. -
OK! Actually I run a hobby boared and you need to delete the trolls. But seriously, why bother with google? So it doesn't show up on their search, so what? When the apostle said this was a haven of sociopaths, I wasn't kidding. Why rope people in at all. Just let this place live in its obscurity.
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Google didn't blacklist HH from search results, only from advertising placement.ApostleofGrief said:OK! Actually I run a hobby boared and you need to delete the trolls. But seriously, why bother with google? So it doesn't show up on their search, so what? When the apostle said this was a haven of sociopaths, I wasn't kidding. Why rope people in at all. Just let this place live in its obscurity.
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You have no fucking idea what you're talking about here so stick to football comments buddy.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Dont f-ing sellout Derek. Get more creative with your advertising reach.DerekJohnson said:(Stalin's State of the
UnionBasement Address)
Even though the ads are technically running, Google has effectively shut down our AdSense account. As Gladstone told me, "The NWS threads got crawled and flagged like 10,000 times lol."
So we basically have two options:
Option A: no more f-bombs and pseudo porn threads; then resubmit to Google for approval.
Option B: Go from one fundraiser a year to two fundraisers and also add another sponsor as football season approaches.
Given that being able to say fuck is the lifeblood of Hardcore Husky, and pseudo porn threads hold a special place in our lineage and hearts, I see Option B as the only option going forward. We will find a way to make this work while staying true to who we are. God help us all. -
Implying he knows what he's talking about when it comes to footballDerekJohnson said:
You have no fucking idea what you're talking about here so stick to football comments buddy.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Dont f-ing sellout Derek. Get more creative with your advertising reach.DerekJohnson said:(Stalin's State of the
UnionBasement Address)
Even though the ads are technically running, Google has effectively shut down our AdSense account. As Gladstone told me, "The NWS threads got crawled and flagged like 10,000 times lol."
So we basically have two options:
Option A: no more f-bombs and pseudo porn threads; then resubmit to Google for approval.
Option B: Go from one fundraiser a year to two fundraisers and also add another sponsor as football season approaches.
Given that being able to say fuck is the lifeblood of Hardcore Husky, and pseudo porn threads hold a special place in our lineage and hearts, I see Option B as the only option going forward. We will find a way to make this work while staying true to who we are. God help us all. -
Well, the thing to do is to align your site with an established recruiting firm like scout.com, then make sure to purge trolls and all non-conforming comments. Dawgman.com would be a good model. Then you can make money!!!!
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If your goal is to buy a 1987 Toyota camry that isApostleofGrief said:Well, the thing to do is to align your site with an established recruiting firm like scout.com, then make sure to purge trolls and all non-conforming comments. Dawgman.com would be a good model. Then you can make money!!!!
a real bitch wagon. -
There's a reason why one of my meetings with a sponsor involved him carrying a gun and insisting on sitting where he could see the door. Our brand isn't exactly suited to court Marriot and Coca-Cola
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Maybe you could license bleenor to fund the site for an annual fee and we'd refrain from disparaging his name and revealing his
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says the guy who won't support the site with a donationApostleofGrief said:OK! Actually I run a hobby boared and you need to delete the trolls. But seriously, why bother with google? So it doesn't show up on their search, so what? When the apostle said this was a haven of sociopaths, I wasn't kidding. Why rope people in at all. Just let this place live in its obscurity.
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pay day loans, divorce lawyers, bankruptcy lawyers, weed shops, alcohol, gun shops, gun manufacturers, escort services, hobby shops, video gaymes, bars, brothels, Shick Shadel
The advertising possibilities are endless, yo -
DerekJohnson said:
There's a reason why one of my meetings with a sponsor involved him carrying a gun and insisting on sitting where he could see the door. Our brand isn't exactly suited to court Marriot and Coca-Cola
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I get the feeling the Repo Repo Repo guy is probably a former military type and would carry a gun and sit where he could watch the door at his daughter's preschoolDerekJohnson said:There's a reason why one of my meetings with a sponsor involved him carrying a gun and insisting on sitting where he could see the door. Our brand isn't exactly suited to court Marriot and Coca-Cola
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I miss Repo Repo Repo, dammit.
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Or don't. Just sayin.DerekJohnson said:
You have no fucking idea what you're talking about here so stick to football comments buddy.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Dont f-ing sellout Derek. Get more creative with your advertising reach.DerekJohnson said:(Stalin's State of the
UnionBasement Address)
Even though the ads are technically running, Google has effectively shut down our AdSense account. As Gladstone told me, "The NWS threads got crawled and flagged like 10,000 times lol."
So we basically have two options:
Option A: no more f-bombs and pseudo porn threads; then resubmit to Google for approval.
Option B: Go from one fundraiser a year to two fundraisers and also add another sponsor as football season approaches.
Given that being able to say fuck is the lifeblood of Hardcore Husky, and pseudo porn threads hold a special place in our lineage and hearts, I see Option B as the only option going forward. We will find a way to make this work while staying true to who we are. God help us all. -
I bought one of your books once.DerekJohnson said:
says the guy who won't support the site with a donationApostleofGrief said:OK! Actually I run a hobby boared and you need to delete the trolls. But seriously, why bother with google? So it doesn't show up on their search, so what? When the apostle said this was a haven of sociopaths, I wasn't kidding. Why rope people in at all. Just let this place live in its obscurity.
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What about The Fire Marshall's seasonal berry picking service?Fire_Marshall_Bill said:pay day loans, divorce lawyers, bankruptcy lawyers, weed shops, alcohol, gun shops, gun manufacturers, escort services, hobby shops, video gaymes, bars, brothels, Shick Shadel
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DerekJohnson said:
You have no fucking idea what you're talking about here so stick to football comments buddy.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Dont f-ing sellout Derek. Get more creative with your advertising reach.DerekJohnson said:(Stalin's State of the
UnionBasement Address)
Even though the ads are technically running, Google has effectively shut down our AdSense account. As Gladstone told me, "The NWS threads got crawled and flagged like 10,000 times lol."
So we basically have two options:
Option A: no more f-bombs and pseudo porn threads; then resubmit to Google for approval.
Option B: Go from one fundraiser a year to two fundraisers and also add another sponsor as football season approaches.
Given that being able to say fuck is the lifeblood of Hardcore Husky, and pseudo porn threads hold a special place in our lineage and hearts, I see Option B as the only option going forward. We will find a way to make this work while staying true to who we are. God help us all.
Well yes I do buttfuck now go shape your site to meet your advertisers. Thats what Id do. And kiss Kim's hind teat forever. Find an industry or 2 that holds the same identity as you and your market or in your case, try to reach the marketers over at wearewomenweareproud bellywraps.net for some prime space.DerekJohnson said:
You have no fucking idea what you're talking about here so stick to football comments buddy.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Dont f-ing sellout Derek. Get more creative with your advertising reach.DerekJohnson said:(Stalin's State of the
UnionBasement Address)
Even though the ads are technically running, Google has effectively shut down our AdSense account. As Gladstone told me, "The NWS threads got crawled and flagged like 10,000 times lol."
So we basically have two options:
Option A: no more f-bombs and pseudo porn threads; then resubmit to Google for approval.
Option B: Go from one fundraiser a year to two fundraisers and also add another sponsor as football season approaches.
Given that being able to say fuck is the lifeblood of Hardcore Husky, and pseudo porn threads hold a special place in our lineage and hearts, I see Option B as the only option going forward. We will find a way to make this work while staying true to who we are. God help us all. -
Jose Loco flautas and java is lookin for the late night d and d crowd. See, expanding your reach.
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Did any of us use his REPO services?EsophagealFeces said:I miss Repo Repo Repo, dammit.
