Advertising and the future of Hardcore Husky
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Back in the good old days when men were still men and proudly displayed phallus statues outside their domus walls; before millennials like Caligula squandered the fructus of their forefathers' wise rule, and fags like Elagabalus whored the Empire's buttocks out to any barbarian that would have her during Eunuch Pride Month, Uncle Gaius and I would go down to the Aventine dressed like plebes to get drunk and fuck whores. Now the Aventine was the gritty, seedy underbelly of the she-wolf of Latium. It was the place to go. Even Romulus and Remus would have envied the many fine pairs of buxom teats I suckled at my favorite brothels down there. But those are tales for another day.
What kind of public notices do you imagine I saw posted on the scrolls while staggering drunk and erect through the alleyways of the Aventine? I can tell you they weren't advertising ordinary vestments and victuals. Purveyors of lotus and illicit medicina, vintners of spirits and merchants of sex, advertised their wares there. What a feast for the eyes. Wet cunnus dripping like honey to whet the appetite. A smorgasbord of buttocks and mammae. Perfect for a fellow like me, and for them, denari in their pockets every time I stopped by.
Just a suggestion. Or consult the Oracle of Delphi. Abundatio. -
A lot of name dropping in this post. You must be as popular as puppy.Octavian said:Back in the good old days when men were still men and proudly displayed phallus statues outside their domus walls; before millennials like Caligula squandered the fructus of their forefathers' wise rule, and fags like Elagabalus whored the Empire's buttocks out to any barbarian that would have her during Eunuch Pride Month, Uncle Gaius and I would go down to the Aventine dressed like plebes to get drunk and fuck whores. Now the Aventine was the gritty, seedy underbelly of the she-wolf of Latium. It was the place to go. Even Romulus and Remus would have envied the many fine pairs of buxom teats I suckled at my favorite brothels down there. But those are tales for another day.
What kind of public notices do you imagine I saw posted on the scrolls while staggering drunk and erect through the alleyways of the Aventine? I can tell you they weren't advertising ordinary vestments and victuals. Purveyors of lotus and illicit medicina, vintners of spirits and merchants of sex, advertised their wares there. What a feast for the eyes. Wet cunnus dripping like honey to whet the appetite. A smorgasbord of buttocks and mammae. Perfect for a fellow like me, and for them, denari in their pockets every time I stopped by.
Just a suggestion. Or consult the Oracle of Delphi. Abundatio. -
B it is.
Take my money, Derek. -
I tried it and nobody used it much.UWhuskytskeet said:Can you set up an Amazon Affiliate link? Prob won't make a lot, but at least you'll get a portion of the revenue whenever we buy 55 gallon drums of lube.
A lot of podcasts do this to help bring in additional revenue. For everyone that buys on Amazon, you basically bookmark the link and use that URL to make your purchases as you normally would. -
If we're going to BASH google then I am fucking OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Disagree, I personally used 4 liters of the lube alone at the Taki.DerekJohnson said:
I tried it and nobody used it much.UWhuskytskeet said:Can you set up an Amazon Affiliate link? Prob won't make a lot, but at least you'll get a portion of the revenue whenever we buy 55 gallon drums of lube.
A lot of podcasts do this to help bring in additional revenue. For everyone that buys on Amazon, you basically bookmark the link and use that URL to make your purchases as you normally would. -
I was going to recommend this as well.UWhuskytskeet said:Can you set up an Amazon Affiliate link? Prob won't make a lot, but at least you'll get a portion of the revenue whenever we buy 55 gallon drums of lube.
A lot of podcasts do this to help bring in additional revenue. For everyone that buys on Amazon, you basically bookmark the link and use that URL to make your purchases as you normally would. -
It really is good lube.Gladstone said:
I was going to recommend this as well.UWhuskytskeet said:Can you set up an Amazon Affiliate link? Prob won't make a lot, but at least you'll get a portion of the revenue whenever we buy 55 gallon drums of lube.
A lot of podcasts do this to help bring in additional revenue. For everyone that buys on Amazon, you basically bookmark the link and use that URL to make your purchases as you normally would. -
Dont f-ing sellout Derek. Get more creative with your advertising reach.DerekJohnson said:(Stalin's State of the
UnionBasement Address)
Even though the ads are technically running, Google has effectively shut down our AdSense account. As Gladstone told me, "The NWS threads got crawled and flagged like 10,000 times lol."
So we basically have two options:
Option A: no more f-bombs and pseudo porn threads; then resubmit to Google for approval.
Option B: Go from one fundraiser a year to two fundraisers and also add another sponsor as football season approaches.
Given that being able to say fuck is the lifeblood of Hardcore Husky, and pseudo porn threads hold a special place in our lineage and hearts, I see Option B as the only option going forward. We will find a way to make this work while staying true to who we are. God help us all. -
You fucktards actually believe Derek?
#moneygrab
