Oregon is cheating significantly more than my school is.
Our many church school signees have unique stories full of context and nuance, unlike Oregon's, who are bad people.
Recruiting rankings are [SEC biased/social constructs devised by the patriarchy] anyway.
Troy Williams should play wide receiver or whatever.
Our four-star wide receiver/Chinn just needs one year of coaching and ~voila~ a quarterback.
Harris is only a two-star because he's not in ~our~ strength program yet.
I know Lars who says [...].
Michigan's out here cutting student-athletes from its commitment list as if it's a downsizing drug cartel, whereas your critiques of my alma mater severing ties with some unacceptable players lack the facts.
That one quarterback from Arizona or wherever wasn't even the best player in his own Home Ec class.
Twattenberg said he chose us over Oregon because of our engineering program. This is why my school is special. The media should make a bigger deal out of this. Wow, the first Super Bowl MVP to land on Jupiter; can't wait. He made a 400-year decision, not a four-year decision. Oregon doesn't even have an engineering program that I acknowledge. I am shuddering with hope for the future of our species.
David Long said he chose Michigan over us because of their engineering program. Engineering cheating.
Mique Juarez will never make the NFL, and the reason for that is he signed at Alabama/BYU/USC.
That our many unrated players have the same rating as Ed Reed is noteworthy.
Kansas State has two-stars. Kansas State wins. We have two-stars. ERGO FACTO.
Most of these signees and our head coach will still be here in four years.
He only picked Stanford because his girlfriend/mom/dog/brother goes there. We didn't even waste all of our time trying, wisely.
Tequilla's tweets at recruits mattered.
Alabama lost to underdog recruiting lightweight Ohio State a couple years ago, so recruiting rankings are meaningless.
Khalil Mack and like a million blue chips get picked in the NFL Draft, so recruiting rankings are meaningless.
The NCAA will do something about Oregon's cheating soon.
The NCAA.
I'll try and pay less attention to recruiting next year.
Solid list. Though I don't think the assertion that ESPN doesn't know shit is being bitter; they have no fucking analysts that work west of Texas. And their ratings totally disproportionately favor recruits in the south. Even Chest's advanced metrics guy has told us that.
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Our many church school signees have unique stories full of context and nuance, unlike Oregon's, who are bad people.
Recruiting rankings are [SEC biased/social constructs devised by the patriarchy] anyway.
Troy Williams should play wide receiver or whatever.
Our four-star wide receiver/Chinn just needs one year of coaching and ~voila~ a quarterback.
Harris is only a two-star because he's not in ~our~ strength program yet.
I know Lars who says [...].
Michigan's out here cutting student-athletes from its commitment list as if it's a downsizing drug cartel, whereas your critiques of my alma mater severing ties with some unacceptable players lack the facts.
That one quarterback from Arizona or wherever wasn't even the best player in his own Home Ec class.
Twattenberg said he chose us over Oregon because of our engineering program. This is why my school is special. The media should make a bigger deal out of this. Wow, the first Super Bowl MVP to land on Jupiter; can't wait. He made a 400-year decision, not a four-year decision. Oregon doesn't even have an engineering program that I acknowledge. I am shuddering with hope for the future of our species.
David Long said he chose Michigan over us because of their engineering program. Engineering cheating.
Mique Juarez will never make the NFL, and the reason for that is he signed at Alabama/BYU/USC.
That our many unrated players have the same rating as Ed Reed is noteworthy.
Kansas State has two-stars. Kansas State wins. We have two-stars. ERGO FACTO.
Most of these signees and our head coach will still be here in four years.
He only picked Stanford because his girlfriend/mom/dog/brother goes there. We didn't even waste all of our time trying, wisely.
Tequilla's tweets at recruits mattered.
Alabama lost to underdog recruiting lightweight Ohio State a couple years ago, so recruiting rankings are meaningless.
Khalil Mack and like a million blue chips get picked in the NFL Draft, so recruiting rankings are meaningless.
The NCAA will do something about Oregon's cheating soon.
The NCAA.
I'll try and pay less attention to recruiting next year.
We didn't want Kongbo.