Offseason Depth Chart Engineering

ThomasFremont said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

ThomasFremont said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

doogsinparadise said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

IFF he went both ways, he'd be a running back a la Jabril Peppers (ever heard of him?) But now that Peter signed McGrew , Joyner, and his newly repaired ACL can just concentrate on corner. Ok next topic?

Next topic: why are you so fucking stupid?

Nacho, im stupid? thats a really mean thing to say to someone, and really hurts. I knew most of you little guys were young and kinda dumb, but its reaching critical mass on this forum. Let me zip on over to dawgman, see if I can find a post-graduate to talk shop with. You guys stick to apple watch talk, stories about the hot chicks at the supermall you stared through (though not reciprocated) or how many hours you logged in on "Starcraft: wings of liberty" .

Puppy needs conversation, comedy, recruiting banter this time of year. Not talk of joystick battles and girls guys like Nacho cant accurately describe, as he's never touched, smelled, looked closely at or put a poundins to under Greg Gaines weight.

Puppy wants to know if her asshole has been recently plucked and warshed for a fresh tossed salad, or her pussy unkept, as it harbors a more natural aroma or if she has baby belly and saggy stretch marks on what was once were supple teeters. Im sure youve seen those Tommy, it's what changed your lifestyle, introduced you to Jeramy. J you're too far off the radar of love to bring up either sex. You're the guy who turns Bundy, less the good looks and education.

Ill hear your reply over on dawgman Nacho. Just checked, you're already there, ill be there in a sec!
#imhurrying

I've always viewed Puppy as a necessary evil to get good one-liners from, but this is fucking solid.

Necessary evil? How about just a dude that doesnt pussify down to the level of you dawgman castoff fuckteets. I came here to get away from that shit, yet you aforementioned are coming here in record numbers, bringing kims wussified outlook on husky football and life in general.

Nobody from Kims Corral has ever licked a chicks asshole, snorted a rip then licked a chicks asshole or just plainly lived life outside life's given social parameters.

Sneak away from the wife once in awhile and mix It up with your buddies, go grab strange titties (the wife doesnt have to know). Lay down a portion of little johnnie's college savings on a tight black ho, you wont regret it, or forget it! Then everytime you have to fuck your fatass wife just cloes your eyes and picture ShaMira's fresh and tight black ass that you dumped on twice back-to-back. A black chick will require no viagra.

Start cursing around the house, drop the video games and start chopping firewood, work on a manly project, tell the haybag youre going to have a beer with your buddy Frank and you dont want any lip about it. Just because she has no life or friends, doesnt mean you have to waste your life away with her 300lb ass Nacho. Start calling the shots around your house Doogles, dont let your once halfway decent-looking bridezilla push you around.

Bad enough Kim has pushed you pussies around for the last decade, now you come here and get trampled on. We dont get whipped on here at HH. Now get after it.

Don't forget to tie your hair up when you're back slurping up that doogman dick, as if you could get it up even if you wanted.

Is that a comeback or cum on j's back?

We know which one you're fantasizing about.

Hee hee. I couldnt even make this shit up

You had to edit that???

doogsinparadise said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

doogsinparadise said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

IFF he went both ways, he'd be a running back a la Jabril Peppers (ever heard of him?) But now that Peter signed McGrew , Joyner, and his newly repaired ACL can just concentrate on corner. Ok next topic?

Next topic: why are you so fucking stupid?

Nacho, im stupid? thats a really mean thing to say to someone, and really hurts. I knew most of you little guys were young and kinda dumb, but its reaching critical mass on this forum. Let me zip on over to dawgman, see if I can find a post-graduate to talk shop with. You guys stick to apple watch talk, stories about the hot chicks at the supermall you stared through (though not reciprocated) or how many hours you logged in on "Starcraft: wings of liberty" .

Puppy needs conversation, comedy, recruiting banter this time of year. Not talk of joystick battles and girls guys like Nacho cant accurately describe, as he's never touched, smelled, looked closely at or put a poundins to under Greg Gaines weight.

Puppy wants to know if her asshole has been recently plucked and warshed for a fresh tossed salad, or her pussy unkept, as it harbors a more natural aroma or if she has baby belly and saggy stretch marks on what was once were supple teeters. Im sure youve seen those Tommy, it's what changed your lifestyle, introduced you to Jeramy. J you're too far off the radar of love to bring up either sex. You're the guy who turns Bundy, less the good looks and education.

Ill hear your reply over on dawgman Nacho. Just checked, you're already there, ill be there in a sec!
#imhurrying

I've always viewed Puppy as a necessary evil to get good one-liners from, but this is fucking solid.

Necessary evil? How about just a dude that doesnt pussify down to the level of you dawgman castoff fuckteets. I came here to get away from that shit, yet you aforementioned are coming here in record numbers, bringing kims wussified outlook on husky football and life in general.

Nobody from Kims Corral has ever licked a chicks asshole, snorted a rip then licked a chicks asshole or just plainly lived life outside life's given social parameters.

Sneak away from the wife once in awhile and mix It up with your buddies, go grab strange titties (the wife doesnt have to know). Lay down a portion of little johnnie's college savings on a tight black ho, you wont regret it, or forget it! Then everytime you have to fuck your fatass wife just cloes your eyes and picture ShaMira's fresh and tight black ass that you dumped on twice back-to-back. A black chick will require no viagra.

Start cursing around the house, drop the video games and start chopping firewood, work on a manly project, tell the haybag youre going to have a beer with your buddy Frank and you dont want any lip about it. Just because she has no life or friends, doesnt mean you have to waste your life away with her 300lb ass Nacho. Start calling the shots around your house Doogles, dont let your once halfway decent-looking bridezilla push you around.

Bad enough Kim has pushed you pussies around for the last decade, now you come here and get trampled on. We dont get whipped on here at HH. Now get after it.

Don't forget to tie your hair up when you're back slurping up that doogman dick, as if you could get it up even if you wanted.

Is that a comeback or cum on j's back?

Oh shit, you're trying to pun! The only comeback you have is when you throw the switch into R.