Lets get this out of the way early
1. Prukop stays health. His skill set is much more suited to Oregon's offense than the midget free agent made of glass he is replacing. Freeman and Carrington are in contract years so they are going to dominate. Allen will be back full tilt, Brown is back, Stanford, Merritt, etc. The Ducks will score a fuck ton of points with an able QB, this is just simple fact.
2. The Center gets the fucking ball to Prukop.
3. Hoke fields a defense that is Top 45 in yards-per-play and points-allowed. That's it. No one is asking for dominant. No one is even asking for good. Just be in the top half of college football in those two stats.
4. Beat Stanford. The Ducks will be 8-0 going into November. November is a tough stretch, three road games and the Trees at home. No, UW isn't finishing second in the North this year, it will be Oregon and Stanford like always. A loss on the road to USC or Utah won't be playoff killers if they get Stanford, beat UCLA in the CCG and finish 12-1.
If they lose anywhere in those first eight games TSIO.
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Disagree.Mosster47 said:If these four things happen Oregon makes the playoff:
1. Prukop stays health. His skill set is much more suited to Oregon's offense than the midget free agent made of glass he is replacing. Freeman and Carrington are in contract years so they are going to dominate. Allen will be back full tilt, Brown is back, Stanford, Merritt, etc. The Ducks will score a fuck ton of points with an able QB, this is just simple fact.
2. The Center gets the fucking ball to Prukop.
3. Hoke fields a defense that is Top 45 in yards-per-play and points-allowed. That's it. No one is asking for dominant. No one is even asking for good. Just be in the top half of college football in those two stats.
4. Beat Stanford. The Ducks will be 8-0 going into November. November is a tough stretch, three road games and the Trees at home. No, UW isn't finishing second in the North this year, it will be Oregon and Stanford like always. A loss on the road to USC or Utah won't be playoff killers if they get Stanford, beat UCLA in the CCG and finish 12-1.
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I hadn't believed any offseason hype of UW finishing top two of division until now. All but guaranteed. Woo hoo! Top two of the division, BITCHES!!
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Mosster, come on man...
That Alamo was embarrassing on many levels. It was the only time in 25 years of following this team, I laughed when they lost. I actually started to root for TCU late in the 3rd quarter when they showed a shot of Pellum on the sideline. I realized then, a loss like that would send him packing. By mid 4th quarter though, I realized after the 47th ground ball snapped by our backup center, that if this coaching staff can't even get our 2nd string center to shot gun snap the ball or go under center, then how can I expect them to actually hire a decent coordinator. I realized, it was over.
I opened up the scotch cabinet, poured a 12 year Glendronach, and watched in cynical laughter, as the final 8 minutes and overtime confirmed my observations.
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Only four reasons?
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#arrogance?
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Where's Speed, Speed, Speed?
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TSIO HTH
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Now that the offseason natty is in the bag. How do you think #yourCats do this Season?
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Have you watched the Pac-12 and a Mike Riley lead Nebraska?TommySQC said:#arrogance?
UC Davis- Tune up
Virginia- Well, at least they're good in basketball
Nebraska- Mike Riley
Colorado- Moral victory for the Buffs
WAZZU- Toughest game before November
UW- 13
Cal- Will Dykes still be the coach by then? Doubt it
ASU- 11
USC- Toughest game on the schedule
Stanford- They lost a ton but they're Stanford, they're fucking good
Beavies- Tune up
If Oregon is serious about football there is zero excuse to not be 8-0 going into November.
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This whole thread is flagged because Ossai hasn't been mentioned until now.
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I like my Aggies in this one.Mosster47 said:
Have you watched the Pac-12 and a Mike Riley lead Nebraska?TommySQC said:#arrogance?
UC Davis- Tune up
Virginia- Well, at least they're good in basketball
Nebraska- Mike Riley
Colorado- Moral victory for the Buffs
WAZZU- Toughest game before November
UW- 13
Cal- Will Dykes still be the coach by then? Doubt it
ASU- 11
USC- Toughest game on the schedule
Stanford- They lost a ton but they're Stanford, they're fucking good
Beavies- Tune up
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Gooooooooooeaars!Doogles said:
I like myMosster47 said:
Have you watched the Pac-12 and a Mike Riley lead Nebraska?TommySQC said:#arrogance?
UC Davis- Tune up
Virginia- Well, at least they're good in basketball
Nebraska- Mike Riley
Colorado- Moral victory for the Buffs
WAZZU- Toughest game before November
UW- 13
Cal- Will Dykes still be the coach by then? Doubt it
ASU- 11
USC- Toughest game on the schedule
Stanford- They lost a ton but they're Stanford, they're fucking good
Beavies- Tune up
If Oregon is serious about football there is zero excuse to not be 8-0 going into November.AggiesBears in this one. -
2016 UW 48 - UofHo 17
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Let's get this out of the way early:
CatDuckFaggotFS is going to make his annual,"Oregon gets into the playoff at a minimum rather easily unless x, y, or z happens, which it won't" post, act like it's the script, and then ~8 months later it won't happen.
Then CatDuckFaggotFS will just claim it's a whoosh (it's not) or that he's just a quook (WIW).
Only real variable is whether or not he'll drop his touted,"I'm a life winner and I can't believe Oregon ripped me off with these overpriced season tickets despite the fact that UO has as many fat lesbian druids as UW now and they probably hate football even more." -
The only way Oregon is making the playoffs is if Mariota spurns the Titans next year, and the NCAA grants a one-time exception to the player eligibility rule.
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Shit Thread, shit poster... However his point about 8-0 makes sense. That is an easy schedule, especially with UW and ASU at Autzen. We all know it depends on the Big Sky QB, but that is a shit schedule.
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He's predicting them to win the North after they just showed their depth was incapable of snapping the fucking ball correctly. Oregon still has a decent chance to be good but I'll believe it when I see any team from this turd hole making it into the playoff, especially when Oregon and Stanford lost a lot, the South still sucks, and UW is still UW.RoadDawg55 said:Shit Thread, shit poster... However his point about 8-0 makes sense. That is an easy schedule, especially with UW and ASU at Autzen. We all know it depends on the Big Sky QB, but that is a shit schedule.
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The guy snapping the ball in the 2d half of the Alamo Bowel was the 3rd string center. The staff didn't want to burn the 2d string Guy's redshirt for the bowel game, allegedly.
@haie's poast made me laff.
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And Willingham didn't burn Locker's redshirt after Stanback's injury and opted to play Bonnell instead.AZDuck said:The guy snapping the ball in the 2d half of the Alamo Bowel was the 3rd string center. The staff didn't want to burn the 2d string Guy's redshirt for the bowel game, allegedly.
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One reason:
If Oregon can elevate its rape culture to this level, they win the Natty 34-17 easily:
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The educk version of Auburndoog ... A Friday sacrifice really wouldn't be a bad idea.Mosster47 said:If these four things happen Oregon makes the playoff:
1. Prukop stays health. His skill set is much more suited to Oregon's offense than the midget free agent made of glass he is replacing. Freeman and Carrington are in contract years so they are going to dominate. Allen will be back full tilt, Brown is back, Stanford, Merritt, etc. The Ducks will score a fuck ton of points with an able QB, this is just simple fact.
2. The Center gets the fucking ball to Prukop.
3. Hoke fields a defense that is Top 45 in yards-per-play and points-allowed. That's it. No one is asking for dominant. No one is even asking for good. Just be in the top half of college football in those two stats.
4. Beat Stanford. The Ducks will be 8-0 going into November. November is a tough stretch, three road games and the Trees at home. No, UW isn't finishing second in the North this year, it will be Oregon and Stanford like always. A loss on the road to USC or Utah won't be playoff killers if they get Stanford, beat UCLA in the CCG and finish 12-1.
If they lose anywhere in those first eight games TSIO.
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Disagree.AlCzervik said:
The educk version of Auburndoog ... A Friday sacrifice really wouldn't be a bad idea.Mosster47 said:If these four things happen Oregon makes the playoff:
1. Prukop stays health. His skill set is much more suited to Oregon's offense than the midget free agent made of glass he is replacing. Freeman and Carrington are in contract years so they are going to dominate. Allen will be back full tilt, Brown is back, Stanford, Merritt, etc. The Ducks will score a fuck ton of points with an able QB, this is just simple fact.
2. The Center gets the fucking ball to Prukop.
3. Hoke fields a defense that is Top 45 in yards-per-play and points-allowed. That's it. No one is asking for dominant. No one is even asking for good. Just be in the top half of college football in those two stats.
4. Beat Stanford. The Ducks will be 8-0 going into November. November is a tough stretch, three road games and the Trees at home. No, UW isn't finishing second in the North this year, it will be Oregon and Stanford like always. A loss on the road to USC or Utah won't be playoff killers if they get Stanford, beat UCLA in the CCG and finish 12-1.
If they lose anywhere in those first eight games TSIO.
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I don't care if he's 5th string, the guy is getting a scholarship. Here's something else that hasn't been examined. Why wasn't the long snapper put in there. He probably can't block for crap, but at least he would have gotten the ball to the quarterback. When you screw up simplistic crap like:AZDuck said:The guy snapping the ball in the 2d half of the Alamo Bowel was the 3rd string center. The staff didn't want to burn the 2d string Guy's redshirt for the bowel game, allegedly.
@haie's poast made me laff.
Moss might be right here, but I'm not saying a fucking word until I see something vaguely resembling a defense.
1) Continuing to play prevent defense when your offense isn't moving the football
2) Not making substitutions to find a way to get the ball to the quarterback
2A) Not going under center when there's no solution to 2
You have the wrong head coach. Yes, teams have coordinators and line coaches, but any moron could see what was happening by late 3rd quarter. It's the coaches job to over rule stupid position and coordinator coaching when needed. Helfrich can't do that. Helfrich doesn't have a strong enough personality to be a successful college head coach. Name one, yes one, successful "nice guy" head coach. Here's an active list of successful not so "nice guy" head coaches.
Saban
Meyer
Miles
Bryles
Patterson
Jimbo
Harbaugh
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Saban is incredible.
Meyer is incredible.
Miles was good with Saban's leftovers. He made an NC game on his own and lost to... (drum roll)... Saban.
Art Bryles? GTFO
Patterson = Peterman
Jimbo will never be heard from again. You only get one super hero Negro per career. Axe Mack Brown, Frank Beamer, etc.
Harbaugh has never actually done anything. He gets treated like he's Bear Bryant, but what has he actually done? David Shaw is why Stanford became an actual power. People were gargling Jim's balls after he lost to Sparty and Ohio State this year. If that's not moving the goal posts then nothing is. -
What the actual fuck?AZDuck said:The guy snapping the ball in the 2d half of the Alamo Bowel was the 3rd string center. The staff didn't want to burn the 2d string Guy's redshirt for the bowel game, allegedly.
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I would bet anything Florida State makes the playoffs again in the next 4 years. They play in the ACC.Mosster47 said:Saban is incredible.
Meyer is incredible.
Miles was good with Saban's leftovers. He made an NC game on his own and lost to... (drum roll)... Saban.
Art Bryles? GTFO
Patterson = Peterman
Jimbo will never be heard from again. You only get one super hero Negro per career. Axe Mack Brown, Frank Beamer, etc.
Harbaugh has never actually done anything. He gets treated like he's Bear Bryant, but what has he actually done? David Shaw is why Stanford became an actual power. People were gargling Jim's balls after he lost to Sparty and Ohio State this year. If that's not moving the goal posts then nothing is. -
BUMPMosster47 said:If these four things happen Oregon makes the playoff:
1. Prukop stays health. His skill set is much more suited to Oregon's offense than the midget free agent made of glass he is replacing. Freeman and Carrington are in contract years so they are going to dominate. Allen will be back full tilt, Brown is back, Stanford, Merritt, etc. The Ducks will score a fuck ton of points with an able QB, this is just simple fact.
2. The Center gets the fucking ball to Prukop.
3. Hoke fields a defense that is Top 45 in yards-per-play and points-allowed. That's it. No one is asking for dominant. No one is even asking for good. Just be in the top half of college football in those two stats.
4. Beat Stanford. The Ducks will be 8-0 going into November. November is a tough stretch, three road games and the Trees at home. No, UW isn't finishing second in the North this year, it will be Oregon and Stanford like always. A loss on the road to USC or Utah won't be playoff killers if they get Stanford, beat UCLA in the CCG and finish 12-1.
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Please upvote and chin the original post in this thread... TYFYS.
Also... BUMP
