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Slingblade hires yet another guy who has been a position coach for a million years with no coordinator experience.

Too early to speculate who Phil and Pat have reset the entire program in two years.
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  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
    Can't wait until they push Helfrich out to promote Hoke!
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    I we? deserve Owen Twelve.

    The absurd number of Duck fans? everywhere with their claim "Hoke is a great defensive coordinator, solid hire!" With a very few number of people like me replying "He hasn't called a defense since he was a high school coach in 1982."

    Every single one of us have been right since the start. The guys in Oregon camp trying to find positives, but the reality is if your head coach sucks your program sucks.

    Slingblade is moving around bad coaches, snagging free agents to replace the talent Chip left him that he hasn't been able to replace recruiting, and trying to be smart but he's just a shitty coach. Hard work doesn't matter if it's towards nothing.
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    Yeah that sounds extremely (and horrifyingly) familiar

    Welcome to hell
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Sling blade is a soft loser. Didn't matter who he hired.
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
    Mosster47 said:

    I we? deserve Owen Twelve.

    The absurd number of Duck fans? everywhere with their claim "Hoke is a great defensive coordinator, solid hire!" With a very few number of people like me replying "He hasn't called a defense since he was a high school coach in 1982."

    Every single one of us have been right since the start. The guys in Oregon camp trying to find positives, but the reality is if your head coach sucks your program sucks.

    Slingblade is moving around bad coaches, snagging free agents to replace the talent Chip left him that he hasn't been able to replace recruiting, and trying to be smart but he's just a shitty coach. Hard work doesn't matter if it's towards nothing.

    Slingblade delivered Mariota by discovering him when he was just a back up in pee wee, gave him a full ride on the spot.

    The guy has an eye for talent.

    Just give him some more time to get his own guys in there.
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    topdawgnc said:

    Mosster47 said:

    I we? deserve Owen Twelve.

    The absurd number of Duck fans? everywhere with their claim "Hoke is a great defensive coordinator, solid hire!" With a very few number of people like me replying "He hasn't called a defense since he was a high school coach in 1982."

    Every single one of us have been right since the start. The guys in Oregon camp trying to find positives, but the reality is if your head coach sucks your program sucks.

    Slingblade is moving around bad coaches, snagging free agents to replace the talent Chip left him that he hasn't been able to replace recruiting, and trying to be smart but he's just a shitty coach. Hard work doesn't matter if it's towards nothing.

    Slingblade delivered Mariota by discovering him when he was just a back up in pee wee, gave him a full ride on the spot.

    The guy has an eye for talent.

    Just give him some more time to get his own guys in there.
  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744
    edited January 2016
    Mosster47 said:

    Slingblade hires yet another guy who has been a position coach for a million years with no coordinator experience.

    Too early to speculate who Phil and Pat have reset the entire program in two years.

    THAT is your complaint about Hoke? That he hasn't been a coordinator?

    You're a weird dude.
  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685

    Mosster47 said:

    Slingblade hires yet another guy who has been a position coach for a million years with no coordinator experience.

    Too early to speculate who Phil and Pat have reset the entire program in two years.

    THAT is your complaint about Hoke? That he hasn't been a coordinator?

    You're a weird dude.
    U of A Bearcat Alum, Duck Fan, and RichRod fellater.

    You knew* hear?
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,274
    Brady Hoke bleeds Green/ Yellow/ Gray/White/Black
  • whatshouldicareabout
    whatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 12,990
    HuskyJW said:

    Brady Hoke bleeds Green/ Yellow/ Gray/White/Black

    Brady Hoke should probably go to the hospital
  • Southerndawg
    Southerndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,346 Founders Club

    HuskyJW said:

    Brady Hoke bleeds Green/ Yellow/ Gray/White/Black

    Brady Hoke should probably go to the hospital
    No shit, that would be one hell of an infection.
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246

    Mosster47 said:

    Slingblade hires yet another guy who has been a position coach for a million years with no coordinator experience.

    Too early to speculate who Phil and Pat have reset the entire program in two years.

    THAT is your complaint about Hoke? That he hasn't been a coordinator?

    You're a weird dude.
    I pray this is a woosh.

    If not, you're really really dumb.
  • Southerndawg
    Southerndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,346 Founders Club
    Mosster47 said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Slingblade hires yet another guy who has been a position coach for a million years with no coordinator experience.

    Too early to speculate who Phil and Pat have reset the entire program in two years.

    THAT is your complaint about Hoke? That he hasn't been a coordinator?

    You're a weird dude.
    I pray this is a woosh.

    If not, you're really really dumb.
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  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744
    edited January 2016
    Mosster47 said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Slingblade hires yet another guy who has been a position coach for a million years with no coordinator experience.

    Too early to speculate who Phil and Pat have reset the entire program in two years.

    THAT is your complaint about Hoke? That he hasn't been a coordinator?

    You're a weird dude.
    I pray this is a woosh.

    If not, you're really really dumb.
    The guy was a head coach for twelve years. Calling a defense is not some magical ability only acquired through experience as a coordinator. He's been on the defensive side of the ball his whole life including for some very good teams. He knows the basic procedures of making defensive calls. This isn't some up-jumped lifelong position coach with no other experience.

    The real concerns are:

    1. He sucked as a head coach at Michigan and wasn't great at his previous stops. He might be a poor leader.
    2. He is old and kind of washed up. Does he have any innovative ideas or is he stuck in the 90s?
    3. Do his philosophies clash with the rest of the staff?
  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744

    Mosster47 said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Slingblade hires yet another guy who has been a position coach for a million years with no coordinator experience.

    Too early to speculate who Phil and Pat have reset the entire program in two years.

    THAT is your complaint about Hoke? That he hasn't been a coordinator?

    You're a weird dude.
    I pray this is a woosh.

    If not, you're really really dumb.
    image
    Horrible abundance attempt. Don't try so hard.
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    Keeping Pellum on staff is ridiculously stupid.
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Gladstone said:

    Keeping Pellum on staff is ridiculously stupid.

    What, you mean every other team in the FBS isn't paying their LB coach 410K/yr?
  • dongman
    dongman Member Posts: 2,384
    Hoke is faggit
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    Don Pellum has the same resume as Hoke other than being 78-70 as a head coach. Special, right? Being a head coach has zero bearing on how you are as a coordinator and vice versa. Gene Chizik, Will Muschamp, etc.

    How involved is a guy that doesn't even wear a headset on the sideline?

    If I hear one more Duck fan give a guy who had a D-coordinator and wasn't even involved during games credit for "turning Michigan around" by getting fired in four years I'm going to fucking snap.

    The absolute truth of this hire is the guy was a mediocre to awful head coach who fell into a BCS bowl and has zero experience as a coordinator. Do you know who else has that same fucking resume? Ty Willingham. Next time you come to the big boy table don't be a fucking retard.

    Nothing about this hire should bring excitement. At best it's LIPO. With Slingblade failure is much more realistic.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,883 Founders Club
    Hoke did better than dick rod
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,377

    Hoke did better than dick rod

    sark did better than ty.
  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744
    Mosster47 said:

    Don Pellum has the same resume as Hoke other than being 78-70 as a head coach. Special, right? Being a head coach has zero bearing on how you are as a coordinator and vice versa. Gene Chizik, Will Muschamp, etc.

    How involved is a guy that doesn't even wear a headset on the sideline?

    If I hear one more Duck fan give a guy who had a D-coordinator and wasn't even involved during games credit for "turning Michigan around" by getting fired in four years I'm going to fucking snap.

    The absolute truth of this hire is the guy was a mediocre to awful head coach who fell into a BCS bowl and has zero experience as a coordinator. Do you know who else has that same fucking resume? Ty Willingham. Next time you come to the big boy table don't be a fucking retard.

    Nothing about this hire should bring excitement. At best it's LIPO. With Slingblade failure is much more realistic.

    Tequilla long; didn't read.

    He sucks but its not because he hasn't been a coordinator. HTH.
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246

    Hoke did better than dick rod

    Agree to disagree. Rich Rod increased his win total every year, Hoke decreased his win total every year.

    I know you like to pretend that insulting a rich Mexican upsets people, but the reality is there are like five active coaches with a better resume than Rich Rod. Saban, Stoops, Shaw, Miles, and...? I can't even think of a fifth one unless we are giving one hit wonders like Jimbo or the Sparty guy.
  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744
    edited January 2016
    Mosster47 said:

    Hoke did better than dick rod

    Agree to disagree. Rich Rod increased his win total every year, Hoke decreased his win total every year.

    I know you like to pretend that insulting a rich Mexican upsets people, but the reality is there are like five active coaches with a better resume than Rich Rod. Saban, Stoops, Shaw, Miles, and...? I can't even think of a fifth one unless we are giving one hit wonders like Jimbo or the Sparty guy.
    I'm a huge Rich Rod fanboy but you've really gone off the deep end here.

    Meyer, D'Antonio, Patterson, Petersen, Harbaugh, Brian Kelly, Dabo, Jimbo, Petrino...are we done here or should I keep going?
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Mosster47 said:

    Hoke did better than dick rod

    Agree to disagree. Rich Rod increased his win total every year, Hoke decreased his win total every year.

    I know you like to pretend that insulting a rich Mexican upsets people, but the reality is there are like five active coaches with a better resume than Rich Rod. Saban, Stoops, Shaw, Miles, and...? I can't even think of a fifth one unless we are giving one hit wonders like Jimbo or the Sparty guy.
    One hit wonders >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rich Rod

    Holy fucking shit you are wooldcoot for some dick rod