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Just dedicated a whole thread to it...GrundleStiltzkin said:CartmanTearTaster.gif
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I'm literally laughing.
I look at it like this. Pellum is fucking toast. Pat Kilkenny will buy out his contract tonight.
Phil Knight will die in the next three years. Chip Kelly is a fat gay guy that hates the media. Eugene really is perfect for him. I'd like to see Phil get us Chip back before he goes. That will be a real legacy. -
@AZDuck True?
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I'm glad I saw the writing on the wall and stopped being an Oregon fan at the start of 2015
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You're literally laughing, because you know your? program is fucked.Mosster47 said:I'm literally laughing.
I look at it like this. Pellum is fucking toast. Pat Kilkenny will buy out his contract tonight.
Phil Knight will die in the next three years. Chip Kelly is a fat gay guy that hates the media. Eugene really is perfect for him. I'd like to see Phil get us Chip back before he goes. That will be a real legacy. -
ME TOOMosster47 said:I'm literally laughing.
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A four loss Zero season, just like I predicted...
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You fucking wishMosster47 said:I'm literally laughing.
I look at it like this. Pellum is fucking toast. Pat Kilkenny will buy out his contract tonight.
Phil Knight will die in the next three years. Chip Kelly is a fat gay guy that hates the media. Eugene really is perfect for him. I'd like to see Phil get us Chip back before he goes. That will be a real legacy.
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Pellum may be gone.
Then Phil Knight will hire the guy away from LSU. -
Phil Knight just called Wisconsin's "current dc" (at least until Monday am) and offered him another $250,000 per year to reconsider and move to Eugene (along with 10,000 shares of Nike stock if he stays 5 years)topdawgnc said:Pellum may be gone.
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Slingblade just fucking said "They made one more play than us" after blowing a 31 point lead.
As long as he is the head coach the coordinators won't matter.
More Slingblade gems: He doesn't let his staff yell at players. That's how you get a center that's in his third year that can't snap a ball to the QB.
He is strictly against half time adjustments. They cause confusion apparently and are sloppy because they haven't been practiced. That's how you lose a 31 point half time lead.
He is a shitty head coach. That is reality. I will never waiver from that stance again. No one will ever hire him away. Oregon will wait two years too long to fire him and in a place like Eugene that's like waiting ten years too long. -
You'll be fine.Mosster47 said:Slingblade just fucking said "They made one more play than us" after blowing a 31 point lead.
As long as he is the head coach the coordinators won't matter.
More Slingblade gems: He doesn't let his staff yell at players. That's how you get a center that's in his third year that can't snap a ball to the QB.
He is strictly against half time adjustments. They cause confusion apparently and are sloppy because they haven't been practiced. That's how you lose a 31 point half time lead.
He is a shitty head coach. That is reality. I will never waiver from that stance again. No one will ever hire him away. Oregon will wait two years too long to fire him and in a place like Eugene that's like waiting ten years too long.
Phil Knight has $$$ -
I'm not even sure Lionel Tyrone Willingham would say anything that FSMosster47 said:Slingblade just fucking said "They made one more play than us" after blowing a 31 point lead.
As long as he is the head coach the coordinators won't matter.
More Slingblade gems: He doesn't let his staff yell at players. That's how you get a center that's in his third year that can't snap a ball to the QB.
He is strictly against half time adjustments. They cause confusion apparently and are sloppy because they haven't been practiced. That's how you lose a 31 point half time lead.
He is a shitty head coach. That is reality. I will never waiver from that stance again. No one will ever hire him away. Oregon will wait two years too long to fire him and in a place like Eugene that's like waiting ten years too long. -
Bellotti would have.Tequilla said:
I'm not even sure Lionel Tyrone Willingham would say anything that FSMosster47 said:Slingblade just fucking said "They made one more play than us" after blowing a 31 point lead.
As long as he is the head coach the coordinators won't matter.
More Slingblade gems: He doesn't let his staff yell at players. That's how you get a center that's in his third year that can't snap a ball to the QB.
He is strictly against half time adjustments. They cause confusion apparently and are sloppy because they haven't been practiced. That's how you lose a 31 point half time lead.
He is a shitty head coach. That is reality. I will never waiver from that stance again. No one will ever hire him away. Oregon will wait two years too long to fire him and in a place like Eugene that's like waiting ten years too long. -
Phil is in his 70's. That parachute is about used up.topdawgnc said:
You'll be fine.Mosster47 said:Slingblade just fucking said "They made one more play than us" after blowing a 31 point lead.
As long as he is the head coach the coordinators won't matter.
More Slingblade gems: He doesn't let his staff yell at players. That's how you get a center that's in his third year that can't snap a ball to the QB.
He is strictly against half time adjustments. They cause confusion apparently and are sloppy because they haven't been practiced. That's how you lose a 31 point half time lead.
He is a shitty head coach. That is reality. I will never waiver from that stance again. No one will ever hire him away. Oregon will wait two years too long to fire him and in a place like Eugene that's like waiting ten years too long.
Phil Knight has $$$ -
"Oh, here we go with the Nike whiners...."topdawgnc said:
You'll be fine.Mosster47 said:Slingblade just fucking said "They made one more play than us" after blowing a 31 point lead.
As long as he is the head coach the coordinators won't matter.
More Slingblade gems: He doesn't let his staff yell at players. That's how you get a center that's in his third year that can't snap a ball to the QB.
He is strictly against half time adjustments. They cause confusion apparently and are sloppy because they haven't been practiced. That's how you lose a 31 point half time lead.
He is a shitty head coach. That is reality. I will never waiver from that stance again. No one will ever hire him away. Oregon will wait two years too long to fire him and in a place like Eugene that's like waiting ten years too long.
Phil Knight has $$$ -
Helfrich just needs more bullets.
