Hardcore Husky's Annual Festivus Airing of Grievances

My grievance is with the Beardslee Public House restaurant in Bothell.

Had a nice meal, waiter was great. Bill came to $34. I handed them $50 gift certificate and $10 cash for the tip. They told me no balance could be given, I said okay no problem. Was headed out the door and the manager chases after us shouting to wait. He says I still owe $2.99. I said how is that possible with a $50 gift certificate. He gives an explanation that made no sense but I said whatever fine.

Waiter quietly apologized, offered to give his cash tip back. I said no worries. But I won't be going back there again.

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GrundleStiltzkin

I am not even sure how to respond to any of this shit. It's literally like trying to have conversations with drunk people. Are you all drunk or something?
Ironic because I'm usually sober in the mornings when I poast. Also ironic because @DerekJohnson does not drink.

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puppylove_sugarsteel

Enough with the Seinfeld quotes. Whats next, Ross and Joey quotes? While you fags spent your thursdsy nights at home hosting your "friends'-"Seinfeld" parties, Pumpy was taking advantage of all the greasy ladies at the bars from 8-9pm, with no competition. (competition never mattered much anyway) Puppy was was well on his way to pumping while you nerds were watching 29 minutes of commercials, then the rest of the night playing world of warcraft.

Cant imagine how many semen filled trojans I left in girls apartments from 8-9pm on Thursday nights. You guys just left behind pizza crusts and mac and cheese boxes in your buddies apartments. Elaine was the closest you guys got to pussy back then. And you cant let the shit go, 25 years later .

puppylove_sugarsteel

My grievance is with the Beardslee Public House restaurant in Bothell.

Had a nice meal, waiter was great. Bill came to $34. I handed them $50 gift certificate and $10 cash for the tip. They told me no balance could be given, I said okay no problem. Was headed out the door and the manager chases after us shouting to wait. He says I still owe $2.99. I said how is that possible with a $50 gift certificate. He gives an explanation that made no sense but I said whatever fine.

Waiter quietly apologized, offered to give his cash tip back. I said no worries. But I wont be going back there again..

Oh you rebel you.

whatshouldicareabout

Enough with the Seinfeld quotes. Whats next, Ross and Joey quotes? While you fags spent your thursdsy nights at home hosting your "friends'-"Seinfeld" parties, Pumpy was taking advantage of all the greasy ladies at the bars from 8-9pm, with no competition. (competition never mattered much anyway) Puppy was was well on his way to pumping while you nerds were watching 29 minutes of commercials, then the rest of the night playing world of warcraft.

Cant imagine how many semen filled trojans I left in girls apartments from 8-9pm on Thursday nights. You guys just left behind pizza crusts and mac and cheese boxes in your buddies apartments. Elaine was the closest you guys got to pussy back then. And you cant let the shit go, 25 years later .

I bet you Puppy has every Seinfeld episode memorized, plus all the broadcasted episodes taped on VHS, lined up next to his DVD collection. A signed photograph of Jerry Seinfeld "Best Wishes, from Jerry" above his computer monitor.

Seriously, what's with all the Seinfeld hate? Or is this just your way of 'airing your grievances'?

GrundleStiltzkin

Enough with the Seinfeld quotes. Whats next, Ross and Joey quotes? While you fags spent your thursdsy nights at home hosting your "friends'-"Seinfeld" parties, Pumpy was taking advantage of all the greasy ladies at the bars from 8-9pm, with no competition. (competition never mattered much anyway) Puppy was was well on his way to pumping while you nerds were watching 29 minutes of commercials, then the rest of the night playing world of warcraft.

Cant imagine how many semen filled trojans I left in girls apartments from 8-9pm on Thursday nights. You guys just left behind pizza crusts and mac and cheese boxes in your buddies apartments. Elaine was the closest you guys got to pussy back then. And you cant let the shit go, 25 years later .

I am not even sure how to respond to any of this shit. It's literally like trying to have conversations with drunk people. Are you all drunk or something?

section_332

Enough with the Seinfeld quotes. Whats next, Ross and Joey quotes? While you fags spent your thursdsy nights at home hosting your "friends'-"Seinfeld" parties, Pumpy was taking advantage of all the greasy ladies at the bars from 8-9pm, with no competition. (competition never mattered much anyway) Puppy was was well on his way to pumping while you nerds were watching 29 minutes of commercials, then the rest of the night playing world of warcraft.

Cant imagine how many semen filled trojans I left in girls apartments from 8-9pm on Thursday nights. You guys just left behind pizza crusts and mac and cheese boxes in your buddies apartments. Elaine was the closest you guys got to pussy back then. And you cant let the shit go, 25 years later .

topdawgnc

Enough with the Seinfeld quotes. Whats next, Ross and Joey quotes? While you fags spent your thursdsy nights at home hosting your "friends'-"Seinfeld" parties, Pumpy was taking advantage of all the greasy ladies at the bars from 8-9pm, with no competition. (competition never mattered much anyway) Puppy was was well on his way to pumping while you nerds were watching 29 minutes of commercials, then the rest of the night playing world of warcraft.

Cant imagine how many semen filled trojans I left in girls apartments from 8-9pm on Thursday nights. You guys just left behind pizza crusts and mac and cheese boxes in your buddies apartments. Elaine was the closest you guys got to pussy back then. And you cant let the shit go, 25 years later .

Jokes on you ...

World of Warcraft didn't exist during the Seinfeld years

BOOM! ROASTED!

Hardy har har!

puppylove_sugarsteel

Enough with the Seinfeld quotes. Whats next, Ross and Joey quotes? While you fags spent your thursdsy nights at home hosting your "friends'-"Seinfeld" parties, Pumpy was taking advantage of all the greasy ladies at the bars from 8-9pm, with no competition. (competition never mattered much anyway) Puppy was was well on his way to pumping while you nerds were watching 29 minutes of commercials, then the rest of the night playing world of warcraft.

Cant imagine how many semen filled trojans I left in girls apartments from 8-9pm on Thursday nights. You guys just left behind pizza crusts and mac and cheese boxes in your buddies apartments. Elaine was the closest you guys got to pussy back then. And you cant let the shit go, 25 years later .
Jokes on you ...

World of Warcraft didn't exist during the Seinfeld years

BOOM! ROASTED!

Hardy har har!

Only a nerd would know that. Sorry, I meant dungeons and dragons, "D and D" as you boofies put it back then.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

To be fair I was about 19 when Seinfeld ended.

Doogles

Enough with the Seinfeld quotes. Whats next, Ross and Joey quotes? While you fags spent your thursdsy nights at home hosting your "friends'-"Seinfeld" parties, Pumpy was taking advantage of all the greasy ladies at the bars from 8-9pm, with no competition. (competition never mattered much anyway) Puppy was was well on his way to pumping while you nerds were watching 29 minutes of commercials, then the rest of the night playing world of warcraft.

Cant imagine how many semen filled trojans I left in girls apartments from 8-9pm on Thursday nights. You guys just left behind pizza crusts and mac and cheese boxes in your buddies apartments. Elaine was the closest you guys got to pussy back then. And you cant let the shit go, 25 years later .

What's up with you fags and the Seinfeld references? While the cool crowd was out banging beaver at parties on campus, you maroons were safe at home with your other cuntless friends watching and memorizing lines from Seinfeld on thursday nights (then recite them the next day after class with same said friends). Then after everybody went home, you'd crank up an episode of "friends" when nobody was watching. You know who you are. You still post stupid little Seinfeld youtube clips here every thread. Get over it already. No wonder you chimps are 40 and still single.

puppylove_sugarsteel

Fuck o dear apparently I still feel the same a year later. Nice find.

2001400ex

My grievance is with the Beards Pubic House restaurant and Brothell.

Had a nice blowjob, whore was great. Bill came to $334. I handed them $500 gift certificate and $1 cash for the tip. They told me no balance could be given cause you went limp, I said okay no problem, I'm impotent. Was headed out the door and the pimp chases after me shouting to wait. He says I still owe $2.99. I said how is that possible with a $500 gift certificate. He gives an explanation that made no sense but I said whatever fine.

Whore quietly fingered my butthole, offered to give it's cash tip back. I said no worries. But I won't be going back there again.

FIFY

DerekJohnson

My grievance is with the Beards Pubic House restaurant and Brothell.

Had a nice blowjob, whore was great. Bill came to $334. I handed them $500 gift certificate and $1 cash for the tip. They told me no balance could be given cause you went limp, I said okay no problem, I'm impotent. Was headed out the door and the pimp chases after me shouting to wait. He says I still owe $2.99. I said how is that possible with a $500 gift certificate. He gives an explanation that made no sense but I said whatever fine.

Whore quietly fingered my butthole, offered to give it's cash tip back. I said no worries. But I won't be going back there again.

FIFY

ApostleofGrief

First of all, there are too many fucking Chinese playing on the defensive line. Secondly the jumbotron is too fucking loud and displays everything but a replay of the last play or a play which is under review. Then they hire a Chinese coach for the DL. Also on facebook, after a seahawk loss, girls from high school declare their undying love for the seahawks.

whatshouldicareabout

First of all, there are too many fucking Chinese playing on the defensive line. Secondly the jumbotron is too fucking loud and displays everything but a replay of the last play or a play which is under review. Then they hire a Chinese coach for the DL. Also on facebook, after a seahawk loss, girls from high school declare their undying love for the seahawks.

Payam Saadat is Chinese?

BennyBeaver

My grievance is with the Beardslee Public House restaurant in Bothell.

Had a nice meal, waiter was great. Bill came to $34. I handed them $50 gift certificate and $10 cash for the tip. They told me no balance could be given, I said okay no problem. Was headed out the door and the manager chases after us shouting to wait. He says I still owe $2.99. I said how is that possible with a $50 gift certificate. He gives an explanation that made no sense but I said whatever fine.

Waiter quietly apologized, offered to give his cash tip back. I said no worries. But I won't be going back there again.

Money grabber gets money grabbed.

sarktastic

My grievance is with the Beards Pubic House restaurant and Brothell.

Had a nice blowjob, whore was great. Bill came to $334. I handed them $500 gift certificate and $1 cash for the tip. They told me no balance could be given cause you went limp, I said okay no problem, I'm impotent. Was headed out the door and the pimp chases after me shouting to wait. He says I still owe $2.99. I said how is that possible with a $500 gift certificate. He gives an explanation that made no sense but I said whatever fine.

Whore quietly fingered my butthole, offered to give it's cash tip back. I said no worries. But I won't be going back there again.

FIFY

belongs in the tug tavern

AZDuck

There's too much fucking Doogery on these boreds these days