My vote goes to Tui. I hear he's open to coming back here (translation: just in case I get shitcanned, don't discount me) and he BLEEDS!!1!!!11! purple. Nevermind he took a lateral move to SC to be Sark's drinking buddy.
Side note: isn't it funny that when you sign up to be on sark's drinking staff, you balloon 50 pounds? Nansen, Tui, Paopao Chicken and Sark come to mind. Heyward by my recollection was a fairly straight-laced guy and seemed to be into career progression and a dedicated husband. I think Sirmon dabbled but he's still coming off the 'roids from his playing days which keeps his metabolism high. Wilcox is a film room geek that probably doesn't drink and is afraid to talk to girls. Joel Thomas, Nuss, were actual good football coaches. Mike Cox was already a fatass but he was a logical scapegoat for Sark to save his job. And whoever the safeties coach was, I don't even know why he was a coach in the first place. Maybe he was a good fluffer? Dougherty was a fucking terrible coach but by all accounts was highly influential in helping Sark slay tail. And left once he got married. Kiesau did not fit in whatsoever with the Aloha Brah frat. PowPow once he washed himself of the Sark stank actually saw Pete and staff, learned to actually work hard and take care of your body, lost like 80 pounds.
My vote goes to Tui. I hear he's open to coming back here (translation: just in case I get shitcanned, don't discount me) and he BLEEDS!!1!!!11! purple. Nevermind he took a lateral move to SC to be Sark's drinking buddy.
Side note: isn't it funny that when you sign up to be on sark's drinking staff, you balloon 50 pounds? Nansen, Tui, Paopao Chicken and Sark come to mind. Heyward by my recollection was a fairly straight-laced guy and seemed to be into career progression and a dedicated husband. I think Sirmon dabbled but he's still coming off the 'roids from his playing days which keeps his metabolism high. Wilcox is a film room geek that probably doesn't drink and is afraid to talk to girls. Joel Thomas, Nuss, were actual good football coaches. Mike Cox was already a fatass but he was a logical scapegoat for Sark to save his job. And whoever the safeties coach was, I don't even know why he was a coach in the first place. Maybe he was a good fluffer? Dougherty was a fucking terrible coach but by all accounts was highly influential in helping Sark slay tail. And left once he got married. Kiesau did not fit in whatsoever with the Aloha Brah frat. PowPow once he washed himself of the Sark stank actually saw Pete and staff, learned to actually work hard and take care of your body, lost like 80 pounds.
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Side note: isn't it funny that when you sign up to be on sark's drinking staff, you balloon 50 pounds? Nansen, Tui, Paopao Chicken and Sark come to mind. Heyward by my recollection was a fairly straight-laced guy and seemed to be into career progression and a dedicated husband. I think Sirmon dabbled but he's still coming off the 'roids from his playing days which keeps his metabolism high. Wilcox is a film room geek that probably doesn't drink and is afraid to talk to girls. Joel Thomas, Nuss, were actual good football coaches. Mike Cox was already a fatass but he was a logical scapegoat for Sark to save his job. And whoever the safeties coach was, I don't even know why he was a coach in the first place. Maybe he was a good fluffer? Dougherty was a fucking terrible coach but by all accounts was highly influential in helping Sark slay tail. And left once he got married. Kiesau did not fit in whatsoever with the Aloha Brah frat. PowPow once he washed himself of the Sark stank actually saw Pete and staff, learned to actually work hard and take care of your body, lost like 80 pounds.
Has anybody heard any updates about who our new DL coach might be?
When should we expect Jude or the Seattle Times to report this?
It's been nearly an hour.
Any updates?