People who are really good at swearing have an important advantage

I really want to find all the stupid, snobby, bitchy, goody-two-shoes girls I went to high school with that would tell me "swearing is a sign of unintelligence" and shove this article right in their faces and tell them "now who's fucking unintelligent" and then maybe hopefully have sex with them if they're still as hot as they were back then because revenge sex is pretty satisfying.