So who is our new DL coach going to be?

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I would like to take a long, hard look at Salave'a from the Cuog.
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I sent my resume to Peterman this morning. Everyone keep your fingers crossed that Employee of the Month Award at Jiffy Lube finally pays dividends.
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Alcohol does not impair your ability to change wiper blades or upsell.Swaye said:I sent my resume to Peterman this morning. Everyone keep your fingers crossed that Employee of the Month Award at Jiffy Lube finally pays dividends.
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Randy Hart.
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How about Stan Emptermann?HuskyJW said:Randy Hart.
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A Mary Poppins coffee cup full of endless cash.
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I hear Tosh 2.0 is available.
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I heard it's a done deal. He's gonna be a husky just what I'm hearing.Dennis_DeYoung said:I would like to take a long, hard look at Salave'a from the Cuog.
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I'd vote for Heart and Emptamann roaming the sidelines again. Bring us back to the tuff DLs we all love.Dennis_DeYoung said:
How about Stan Emptermann?HuskyJW said:Randy Hart.
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Kim made some half-assed claim that the WSU guy is who Pete is going for.
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Don't be a twister.bananasnblondes said:Kim made some half-assed claim that the WSU guy is who Pete is going for.
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Dust off his boat, bring St Tosh and his Starbucks gift baskets back.
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Agree.HuskyJW said:Randy Hart.
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My sources are telling me it's a battle between Talia Chriton and Sione Potato.
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Quit plagiarizing my shit, fucko.Dennis_DeYoung said:I would like to take a long, hard look at Salave'a from the Cuog.
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I know you are being sarcastic but Darrion Jones should be in the HH DLine Hall of Fame before these two guys.PostGameOrangeSlices said:My sources are telling me it's a battle between Talia Chriton and Sione Potato.
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I hear Johnny Nansen might be available.
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What's Greyson Gunnheim up to?
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Ikaeka Malloe actually is the D-Line coach at Utah State.
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Similar to Ulakaini To'pae or Eluka Motae. Both should be seriously looked at.RavennaDawg said:Ikaeka Malloe actually is the D-Line coach at Utah State.
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Didn't he kind of screw us (?)back in the RN/Gilby era?RavennaDawg said:Ikaeka Malloe actually is the D-Line coach at Utah State.
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My vote goes to Tui. I hear he's open to coming back here (translation: just in case I get shitcanned, don't discount me) and he BLEEDS!!1!!!11! purple. Nevermind he took a lateral move to SC to be Sark's drinking buddy.
Side note: isn't it funny that when you sign up to be on sark's drinking staff, you balloon 50 pounds? Nansen, Tui, Paopao Chicken and Sark come to mind. Heyward by my recollection was a fairly straight-laced guy and seemed to be into career progression and a dedicated husband. I think Sirmon dabbled but he's still coming off the 'roids from his playing days which keeps his metabolism high. Wilcox is a film room geek that probably doesn't drink and is afraid to talk to girls. Joel Thomas, Nuss, were actual good football coaches. Mike Cox was already a fatass but he was a logical scapegoat for Sark to save his job. And whoever the safeties coach was, I don't even know why he was a coach in the first place. Maybe he was a good fluffer? Dougherty was a fucking terrible coach but by all accounts was highly influential in helping Sark slay tail. And left once he got married. Kiesau did not fit in whatsoever with the Aloha Brah frat. PowPow once he washed himself of the Sark stank actually saw Pete and staff, learned to actually work hard and take care of your body, lost like 80 pounds. -
Puppy?DugtheDoog said:My vote goes to Tui. I hear he's open to coming back here (translation: just in case I get shitcanned, don't discount me) and he BLEEDS!!1!!!11! purple. Nevermind he took a lateral move to SC to be Sark's drinking buddy.
Side note: isn't it funny that when you sign up to be on sark's drinking staff, you balloon 50 pounds? Nansen, Tui, Paopao Chicken and Sark come to mind. Heyward by my recollection was a fairly straight-laced guy and seemed to be into career progression and a dedicated husband. I think Sirmon dabbled but he's still coming off the 'roids from his playing days which keeps his metabolism high. Wilcox is a film room geek that probably doesn't drink and is afraid to talk to girls. Joel Thomas, Nuss, were actual good football coaches. Mike Cox was already a fatass but he was a logical scapegoat for Sark to save his job. And whoever the safeties coach was, I don't even know why he was a coach in the first place. Maybe he was a good fluffer? Dougherty was a fucking terrible coach but by all accounts was highly influential in helping Sark slay tail. And left once he got married. Kiesau did not fit in whatsoever with the Aloha Brah frat. PowPow once he washed himself of the Sark stank actually saw Pete and staff, learned to actually work hard and take care of your body, lost like 80 pounds. -
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Has anybody heard any updates about who our new DL coach might be?
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Hakkkalakkka Hanukkkah is what I'm hearing.
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Starting to see lots of threads with rumors...
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It's been nearly an hour.
Any updates?