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RaceBannon
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Sustainable Resource Shit
1. Washington - the Evergreen State is the greenest University in our survey. The Huskies won the award and proudly announced it while losing their 12th straight game to Oregon. But those Ducks don't have the SRS Award for 2015 do they? Scott Woodward spear headed the effort while ably assisted by Mitzy, who tracked all the green initiatives.
"What people may not know is that this effort started before the stadium was remodeled. Our building permit allows for the stadium site to revert to a pea patch when we finally drop football here." Woodward
Husky Airlines Field at Greener Stadium is built from recycled steel from the Twin Towers because everyone knows you can't melt steel with airline fuel.
2. Washington State - that's a twofer for the Evergreen State when it comes to being green. WSU has an innovative manure recycling project that turns cow dung into lattes served at the stadium in cups made from recycled paper. WSU fans have long been famous for recycling water bottles into missiles to throw at opposing teams and fans. They even recycle their urine.
3. Cal - while some would say that Cal is ranked too high, the Berkeley campus is well known for recycling football coaches and excuses for losing. The recently renovated stadium is built from hemp. In the even of an earthquake the crumbling ruins can be smoked.
4. Stanford - a re purposed farm is now home to many Asians and some blue collar running backs. Students who couldn't get into an Ivy can re purpose their application to a pretentious Western university.
5. - Oregon - The always innovative Ducks built an entire football program out of the Montlake landfill.
"We found a real good football program just thrown away for no good reason and decided to make it our own" explained Bill Moos.
6. Oregon State - The Beavers took over the old Oregon program and have recycled it into a loser program thus maintaining the pre 1994 tradition of bad football in the state.
7. Colorado - CU threw away their entire program, but made sure to separate paper from plastic while doing so.
Others receiving votes: UCLA, USC, Utah, Arizona, Arizona State
The rugged south don't have time for no recycle shit
1. Washington - the Evergreen State is the greenest University in our survey. The Huskies won the award and proudly announced it while losing their 12th straight game to Oregon. But those Ducks don't have the SRS Award for 2015 do they? Scott Woodward spear headed the effort while ably assisted by Mitzy, who tracked all the green initiatives.
"What people may not know is that this effort started before the stadium was remodeled. Our building permit allows for the stadium site to revert to a pea patch when we finally drop football here." Woodward
Husky Airlines Field at Greener Stadium is built from recycled steel from the Twin Towers because everyone knows you can't melt steel with airline fuel.
2. Washington State - that's a twofer for the Evergreen State when it comes to being green. WSU has an innovative manure recycling project that turns cow dung into lattes served at the stadium in cups made from recycled paper. WSU fans have long been famous for recycling water bottles into missiles to throw at opposing teams and fans. They even recycle their urine.
3. Cal - while some would say that Cal is ranked too high, the Berkeley campus is well known for recycling football coaches and excuses for losing. The recently renovated stadium is built from hemp. In the even of an earthquake the crumbling ruins can be smoked.
4. Stanford - a re purposed farm is now home to many Asians and some blue collar running backs. Students who couldn't get into an Ivy can re purpose their application to a pretentious Western university.
5. - Oregon - The always innovative Ducks built an entire football program out of the Montlake landfill.
"We found a real good football program just thrown away for no good reason and decided to make it our own" explained Bill Moos.
6. Oregon State - The Beavers took over the old Oregon program and have recycled it into a loser program thus maintaining the pre 1994 tradition of bad football in the state.
7. Colorado - CU threw away their entire program, but made sure to separate paper from plastic while doing so.
Others receiving votes: UCLA, USC, Utah, Arizona, Arizona State
The rugged south don't have time for no recycle shit
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