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Things that come across your desk in the morning.....

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    AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
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    edited October 2015
    Pics in this case would result in this bored getting shut down (Hi @NSADawg!) for publication of child pornography.

    But, since you asked:
    [Alleged victim] also took nude pornographic photos of herself where she had written on her body with eyeliner such phrases as "horny little fuck toy" and "cum inside my 14 year old pussy" She said she had sent these pictures to several people, including [Perpertrator].
    Be careful who you meet on WSM on Craigslist, people
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    BearsWiinBearsWiin Member Posts: 4,947
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    AZDuck said:

    Sounds like we might be in similar lines of work.

    From a summarized transcript on my desk:

    "Respondent provided sex toys and lingerie to the 14 year old on two occasions after she asked him. The 14 year old was involved in at least two other sexual relationships with adult men, both in their thirties"

    Well, she did ask
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    huskyfavrehuskyfavre Member Posts: 121
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    AZDuck said:

    Sounds like we might be in similar lines of work.

    From a summarized transcript on my desk:

    "Respondent provided sex toys and lingerie to the 14 year old on two occasions after she asked him. The 14 year old was involved in at least two other sexual relationships with adult men, both in their thirties"




    14 is the new 17....
    If there's grass on the field, then play ball.
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    AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
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    AZDuck said:

    Sounds like we might be in similar lines of work.

    From a summarized transcript on my desk:

    "Respondent provided sex toys and lingerie to the 14 year old on two occasions after she asked him. The 14 year old was involved in at least two other sexual relationships with adult men, both in their thirties"




    14 is the new 17....
    If there's grass on the field, then play ball.
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    AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
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    edited October 2015
    BearsWiin said:

    AZDuck said:

    Sounds like we might be in similar lines of work.

    From a summarized transcript on my desk:

    "Respondent provided sex toys and lingerie to the 14 year old on two occasions after she asked him. The 14 year old was involved in at least two other sexual relationships with adult men, both in their thirties"

    Well, she did ask
    I was the defense. I made sure that the factfinder knew that she asked. They also knew that she was only 14 and DGAF
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    DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 60,143
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    phineas said:

    Oh god its shaved.... oh god..... oh god

    This could be in reference to someone's back
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    PurpleReignPurpleReign Member Posts: 5,457
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    Oh god its shaved.... oh god..... oh god



    could also be BALLS.
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,550
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    edited October 2015

    Oh god its shaved.... oh god..... oh god



    could also be BALLS.

    I know you are being sarcastic, but shaving the balls is a risky move. The skin is too loose there. I recommend using an ice cube to tighten it up a bit before attempting (remember to wet the ice cube first so it doesn't stick to the skin or not if you're into that shit). Use an electric trimmer if possible and make sure to pull them up to get the gooch after.
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    Bad_MotherDuckerBad_MotherDucker Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,312
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    AZDuck said:

    Pics in this case would result in this bored getting shut down (Hi @NSADawg!) for publication of child pornography.

    But, since you asked:

    [Alleged victim] also took nude pornographic photos of herself where she had written on her body with eyeliner such phrases as "horny little fuck toy" and "cum inside my 14 year old pussy" She said she had sent these pictures to several people, including [Perpertrator].
    Be careful who you meet on WSM on Craigslist, people

    @SpoogeDawg's wheelhouse...
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    DontCallMeShirleyDontCallMeShirley Member Posts: 283
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    Sounds like you found Spooge?
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    DontCallMeShirleyDontCallMeShirley Member Posts: 283
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    Oh. And fuck the police
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    HelfrichFamilyVanHelfrichFamilyVan Member Posts: 351
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    Clearly I'm in the wrong line of work.
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    sarktasticsarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
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    PurpleJ said:

    Oh god its shaved.... oh god..... oh god



    could also be BALLS.

    I know you are being sarcastic, but shaving the balls is a risky move. The skin is too loose there. I recommend using an ice cube to tighten it up a bit before attempting (remember to wet the ice cube first so it doesn't stick to the skin or not if you're into that shit). Use an electric trimmer if possible and make sure to pull them up to get the gooch after.
    Real men do it against the grain with a rusty cheese grater.
    sounds like he's about to find out.
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    Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,866
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    oh god its shaved.... oh god .....oh god
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    PurpleReignPurpleReign Member Posts: 5,457
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    oh god its shaved.... oh god .....oh god
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