Things that come across your desk in the morning.....
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Ntd, bb
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It seems a little to early in the morning for inappropriate touching. Let me go grab a scotch first and then I'll re-read this and properly respond with something equitably raunchy and politically incorrect.
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Flagged for lack of pics.
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Supplement #2 reveals additional information...
"She said he came back to her bed, lifted up her pants, (from her abdomen) stuck his hand in her pants. **** said he then inserted his fingers into her vagina and "shoved" them up towards her pelvic bone and forward. He then started whispering "creepy" things to himself saying "oh God it's shaved....Oh God...Oh God."
Thanks.
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I feel much better knowing that the good guys like @Nevadaduck are out there protecting and serving.
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Did these events occur in a double-wide, by chance?
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TheGlove said:
I feel much better knowing that the good guys like @Nevadaduck are out there protecting and serving.
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BearsWiin said:
Did these events occur in a double-wide, by chance?
A. Autzen stadium parking lot
B. Uranus
C. Hospital bed -
D. Boomtown
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Oh god its shaved.... oh god..... oh god
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Oh god it's shaved.... oh god..... oh god
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Are you telling us you are reading 50 Shades of Grey at your desk this morning?
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Rotation. Belongs.phineas said:Oh god its shaved.... oh god..... oh god
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Did it involve family members?BearsWiin said:Did these events occur in a double-wide, by chance?
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Sounds like we might be in similar lines of work.
From a summarized transcript on my desk:
"Respondent provided sex toys and lingerie to the 14 year old on two occasions after she asked him. The 14 year old was involved in at least two other sexual relationships with adult men, both in their thirties" -
AZDuck said:
Sounds like we might be in similar lines of work.
From a summarized transcript on my desk:
"Respondent provided sex toys and lingerie to the 14 year old on two occasions after she asked him. The 14 year old was involved in at least two other sexual relationships with adult men, both in their thirties"
14 is the new 17.... -
I find the lack of pics in this thread distrubing
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And where is the slightly older sister to provide guidance here?
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NTD, BBAZDuck said:Sounds like we might be in similar lines of work.
From a summarized transcript on my desk:
"Respondent provided sex toys and lingerie to the 14 year old on two occasions after she asked him. The 14 year old was involved in at least two other sexual relationships with adult men, both in their thirties" -
Oh god its shaved.... oh god..... oh god
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Pics in this case would result in this bored getting shut down (Hi @NSADawg!) for publication of child pornography.
But, since you asked:[Alleged victim] also took nude pornographic photos of herself where she had written on her body with eyeliner such phrases as "horny little fuck toy" and "cum inside my 14 year old pussy" She said she had sent these pictures to several people, including [Perpertrator].
Be careful who you meet on WSM on Craigslist, people -
Thread delivers big time
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Well, she did askAZDuck said:Sounds like we might be in similar lines of work.
From a summarized transcript on my desk:
"Respondent provided sex toys and lingerie to the 14 year old on two occasions after she asked him. The 14 year old was involved in at least two other sexual relationships with adult men, both in their thirties" -
If there's grass on the field, then play ball.Nevadaduck said:AZDuck said:Sounds like we might be in similar lines of work.
From a summarized transcript on my desk:
"Respondent provided sex toys and lingerie to the 14 year old on two occasions after she asked him. The 14 year old was involved in at least two other sexual relationships with adult men, both in their thirties"
14 is the new 17.... -
Oh god its shaved.... oh god..... oh godhuskyfavre said:
If there's grass on the field, then play ball.Nevadaduck said:AZDuck said:Sounds like we might be in similar lines of work.
From a summarized transcript on my desk:
"Respondent provided sex toys and lingerie to the 14 year old on two occasions after she asked him. The 14 year old was involved in at least two other sexual relationships with adult men, both in their thirties"
14 is the new 17.... -
huskyfavre said:
If there's grass on the field, then play ball.Nevadaduck said:AZDuck said:Sounds like we might be in similar lines of work.
From a summarized transcript on my desk:
"Respondent provided sex toys and lingerie to the 14 year old on two occasions after she asked him. The 14 year old was involved in at least two other sexual relationships with adult men, both in their thirties"
14 is the new 17....
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I was the defense. I made sure that the factfinder knew that she asked. They also knew that she was only 14 and DGAFBearsWiin said:
Well, she did askAZDuck said:Sounds like we might be in similar lines of work.
From a summarized transcript on my desk:
"Respondent provided sex toys and lingerie to the 14 year old on two occasions after she asked him. The 14 year old was involved in at least two other sexual relationships with adult men, both in their thirties" -
This could be in reference to someone's backphineas said:Oh god its shaved.... oh god..... oh god
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Oh god its shaved.... oh god..... oh god
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I know you are being sarcastic, but shaving the balls is a risky move. The skin is too loose there. I recommend using an ice cube to tighten it up a bit before attempting (remember to wet the ice cube first so it doesn't stick to the skin or not if you're into that shit). Use an electric trimmer if possible and make sure to pull them up to get the gooch after.PurpleReign said:Oh god its shaved.... oh god..... oh god
could also be BALLS.
