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EsophagealFeces

EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,116

October 2015 in Hardcore Husky Board

It's time to funnel that rage into cathartic creativity.

Fuck me for thinking
Dawgs had any chance to win
12 in a row, fuck

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PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643

October 2015

SEC football
So much better than watching
Our dreckfest program

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Muttzen Member Posts: 1,015

October 2015

Smith fucking stupid
Georgia State, Colorado
scored more; dumpster fire

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BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

October 2015

I love this bored now.
Especially after a
Loss. You guys are fags.

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EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,116

October 2015

Only 2 more months
Until Mickens goes bye bye
Praise be to Allah

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BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

October 2015

Udub football game.
Ducks plunger Pete and crew.
Jake is not the one.

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dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326

October 2015

We suck balls
Fuck you Fuck me
Fuck everyone

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Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

October 2015

The needle goes in
Then I press the plunger down
Babushka has AIDS

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Muttzen Member Posts: 1,015

October 2015 edited October 2015

Coach Chris Petersen
"Who needs a scheme? just call plays"
Pac 12th ranked offense

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Muttzen Member Posts: 1,015

October 2015 edited October 2015

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

October 2015

Hardcore Husky "fans."
Deserve oh and twelve again.
Get some perspective.

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dongman Member Posts: 2,384

October 2015

Aids fills my ass up
Eyes rotting from hellish aids
Fuck it all to hell

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TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

October 2015 edited October 2015

Fuck you Fuck me Fuck
Woodward Fuck Elise Again
Fuck Softy Fuck off

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EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,116

October 2015

New lesbo prez loves
Sustainability wins
Hates football and men

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PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,315

October 2015

Glove needs to fuck off
His team got plungered by the cuog
The Boovs have no hope

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EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,116

October 2015

Jake drops back to pass
Freezes like a deer in lights
He just shit his pants

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PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643

October 2015

Shooting the cannon
One million spiked AIDS dildos
In ass of AD

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TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

October 2015

PurpleBaze said:
Glove needs to fuck off
His team got plungered by cuog
The Boovs have no hope

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EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,116

October 2015

Does anyone else
Count syllables of others'
Haikus on fingers?

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dongman Member Posts: 2,384

October 2015 edited October 2015

Browning scans the defense
His trousers fill with wet shit
Smith sniffs his trousers

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PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643

October 2015

Ich bin eine Schwuchtel
Meine Straftat ist ein dreckfest
Tötet alle Juden

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TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

October 2015

PurpleJ said:
Ich bin eine Schwuchtel
Meine Straftat ist ein dreckfest
Tötet alle Juden
Your very best effort.

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EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,116

October 2015

Watch Huskies at Tree
Or get raped by an AIDS dick
I think I'll choose AIDS

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TTJ Member Posts: 4,827

October 2015

Bitch bitch bitch, too young
For the Nth year in a row.
Let's play more true frosh.

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PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643

October 2015

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PurpleJ said:
Ich bin eine Schwuchtel
Meine Straftat ist ein dreckfest
Tötet alle Juden
Your very best effort.
Reinigen Sie das Programm mit dem Feuer und verkaufen Husky Stadium zu Sounders.

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EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,116

October 2015

PurpleJ said:
Ich bin eine Schwuchtel
Meine Straftat ist ein dreckfest
Tötet alle Juden
Taking the time to
Google translate J's haiku
Totally worth it

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BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

October 2015

His? team?

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TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

October 2015

PurpleJ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PurpleJ said:
Ich bin eine Schwuchtel
Meine Straftat ist ein dreckfest
Tötet alle Juden
Your very best effort.
Reinigen Sie das Programm mit dem Feuer und verkaufen Husky Stadium zu Sounders.
Reinigen Sie das Programm mit dem Feuer und geben Harvey seine Erbsengarten

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EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,116

October 2015

Writing Jap poems
Turning anger to awesomes
Surprisingly fun

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RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,870

October 2015

Fuck off glove fuck off
You fucking fuck glove fuck off
Glove fuck off you fuck

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EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,116

October 2015

Who would you kill first?
Peterman or Babushka?
Fuck that, abundance

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