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• PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643

  October 2015

  SEC football
  So much better than watching
  Our dreckfest program

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• Muttzen Member Posts: 1,015

  October 2015

  Smith fucking stupid
  Georgia State, Colorado
  scored more; dumpster fire

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• BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

  October 2015

  I love this bored now.
  Especially after a
  Loss. You guys are fags.
  
  
  

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• EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,031

  October 2015

  Only 2 more months
  Until Mickens goes bye bye
  Praise be to Allah

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• BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

  October 2015

  Udub football game.
  Ducks plunger Pete and crew.
  Jake is not the one.
  

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• dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326

  October 2015

  We suck balls
  Fuck you Fuck me
  Fuck everyone

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• Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

  October 2015

  The needle goes in
  Then I press the plunger down
  Babushka has AIDS

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• Muttzen Member Posts: 1,015

  October 2015 edited October 2015

  Coach Chris Petersen
  "Who needs a scheme? just call plays"
  Pac 12th ranked offense

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• Muttzen Member Posts: 1,015

  October 2015 edited October 2015

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• BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

  October 2015

  Hardcore Husky "fans."
  Deserve oh and twelve again.
  Get some perspective.

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• dongman Member Posts: 2,384

  October 2015

  Aids fills my ass up
  Eyes rotting from hellish aids
  Fuck it all to hell

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• TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

  October 2015 edited October 2015

  Fuck you Fuck me Fuck
  Woodward Fuck Elise Again
  Fuck Softy Fuck off

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• EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,031

  October 2015

  New lesbo prez loves
  Sustainability wins
  Hates football and men

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,275

  October 2015

  Glove needs to fuck off
  His team got plungered by the cuog
  The Boovs have no hope
  

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• EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,031

  October 2015

  Jake drops back to pass
  Freezes like a deer in lights
  He just shit his pants

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• PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643

  October 2015

  Shooting the cannon
  One million spiked AIDS dildos
  In ass of AD

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• TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

  October 2015

  PurpleBaze said:

  Glove needs to fuck off
  His team got plungered by cuog
  The Boovs have no hope
  

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• EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,031

  October 2015

  Does anyone else
  Count syllables of others'
  Haikus on fingers?

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• dongman Member Posts: 2,384

  October 2015 edited October 2015

  Browning scans the defense
  His trousers fill with wet shit
  Smith sniffs his trousers
  

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• PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643

  October 2015

  Ich bin eine Schwuchtel
  Meine Straftat ist ein dreckfest
  Tötet alle Juden

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