You mooks all have battered wife syndrome. Uw wins and it won't be close. Rather easily, say 34-17?
No you fucking shit for brains, we all have 'Myles Gaskin was clearly the best tailback immediately and Jaydon Mickens is a fag and we have an OC who keeps fucking trying to run Dwayne 'Straight Pride' Warshington and throwing bubble screenZ to Mickfuck because both work every now and then and also we like to abandon the run and we are losers until proven otherwise syndrome'.
Go back to your mildewy shit barn of a city and stick a #2 pencil up your ass until you understand this point you pice of shit.
Also, where in NTX do you live? I used to live there myself. Paging @Tequilla and @brchco12...
That bubble screen should work to perfection against our stout prevent defense.
You clearly haven't been watching us, because it won't. All it will do is give Faggins Mickens moar timeZ to run sideways and meander before stopping one yard short of the first down yardage on third.
Mickens would have to run out of bounds every time because nobody on Oregon's defense is going to tackle him.
You definitely have not seen us play. He will happily do that. Happily.
Even Mickens knows to run through the parting of the Red Sea.
I suspect our game plan will be to throw it now that we've established that running works (and Babushka will have convinced himself that he can out-scheme everyone know that they now running is a threat, so every play will include a half-hearted play action) and we will have a lot of miscommunication between the receivers and the QB. So, dropped pass and errant throw will both come up huge for the whOregon (lulz!).
Then, when that doesn't work, we will try to 'get DWarsh going' and he will run like a ginger fag into the back of his own lineman after your defense is getting confidence and fumble the ball away at a very inopportune time.
Then, once Browning throws a pick 6 on a miscommunication and you guys are up 24-3 because you have been skull-fucking Scotty Lawyer and Sean Constantine in the ass on offense, we will decide to get it in gear a little bit. We will win the second half 17-7 and then lose 31-20.
Royce Freeman runs for like 185 and VAJ will have about a million accurate throws. Our defense will tire out because we will be play-actioning constantly...
I suspect our game plan will be to throw it now that we've established that running works (and Babushka will have convinced himself that he can out-scheme everyone now that they now running is a threat, so every play will include a half-hearted play action) and we will have a lot of miscommunication between the receivers and the QB. So, dropped pass and errant throw will both come up huge for the whOregon (lulz!).
Then, when that doesn't work, we will try to 'get DWarsh going' and he will run like a ginger fag into the back of his own lineman after your defense is getting confidence and fumble the ball away at a very inopportune time.
Then, once Browning throws a pick 6 on a miscommunication and you guys are up 24-3 because you have been skull-fucking Scotty Lawyer and Sean Constantine in the ass on offense, we will decide to get it in gear a little bit. We will win the second half 17-7 and then lose 31-20.
Royce Freeman runs for like 185 and VAJ will have about a million accurate throws. Our defense will tire out because we will be play-actioning constantly...
You guys are probably safe.
Freeman rushed for 246 in a home loss to the Cuogs. By that math he'll need about 400 on Saturday.
I suspect our game plan will be to throw it now that we've established that running works (and Babushka will have convinced himself that he can out-scheme everyone now that they now running is a threat, so every play will include a half-hearted play action) and we will have a lot of miscommunication between the receivers and the QB. So, dropped pass and errant throw will both come up huge for the whOregon (lulz!).
Then, when that doesn't work, we will try to 'get DWarsh going' and he will run like a ginger fag into the back of his own lineman after your defense is getting confidence and fumble the ball away at a very inopportune time.
Then, once Browning throws a pick 6 on a miscommunication and you guys are up 24-3 because you have been skull-fucking Scotty Lawyer and Sean Constantine in the ass on offense, we will decide to get it in gear a little bit. We will win the second half 17-7 and then lose 31-20.
Royce Freeman runs for like 185 and VAJ will have about a million accurate throws. Our defense will tire out because we will be play-actioning constantly...
You guys are probably safe.
Freeman rushed for 246 in a home loss to the Cuogs. By that math he'll need about 400 on Saturday.
If Scott Frost has half a brain (get it!?!?!!?!?!) Royce Freeman will have 2,600 rushing yards in the first half. With Victor out, we are basically playing 10 players on D and giving the O an extra ally.
I suspect our game plan will be to throw it now that we've established that running works (and Babushka will have convinced himself that he can out-scheme everyone now that they now running is a threat, so every play will include a half-hearted play action) and we will have a lot of miscommunication between the receivers and the QB. So, dropped pass and errant throw will both come up huge for the whOregon (lulz!).
Then, when that doesn't work, we will try to 'get DWarsh going' and he will run like a ginger fag into the back of his own lineman after your defense is getting confidence and fumble the ball away at a very inopportune time.
Then, once Browning throws a pick 6 on a miscommunication and you guys are up 24-3 because you have been skull-fucking Scotty Lawyer and Sean Constantine in the ass on offense, we will decide to get it in gear a little bit. We will win the second half 17-7 and then lose 31-20.
Royce Freeman runs for like 185 and VAJ will have about a million accurate throws. Our defense will tire out because we will be play-actioning constantly...
You guys are probably safe.
Freeman rushed for 246 in a home loss to the Cuogs. By that math he'll need about 400 on Saturday.
If Scott Frost has half a brain (get it!?!?!!?!?!) Royce Freeman will have 2,600 rushing yards in the first half. With Victor out, we are basically playing 10 players on D and giving the O an extra ally.
This is the same coordinator that benched him while we were trying to ice the game Saturday.
I really hope Babushka and Pete don't abandon the deep ball. Yeah Browning missed, but accuracy is his thing and it will come back around. Guys were open against SC, they should be WIDE open against Oregon.
Victor being out is as bad news as we could get. He set the tone from play 1 and the dudes behind him suck dick. We (we?) will get butt-fucked all first half if we can't keep the ball.
Victor being off the field might cost us 14 points in the first half. Him and KB are MVPs in the realest sense of that term.
I could see us getting boat-raced, honestly.
I just don't really know what to expect because we improved last year as the season went on and we might do that again this year. Or we might shit the bed like we did in every important game last year.
I guess we'll find out Saturday, but right now this feels like an L.
I'll probably end up looking stupid on saturday. But I think you are underrating just how bad oregon is
Yeah, I mean... it's going to be a referendum on Peat. If he can do what should be done, I will give him a lot of credit because they have us mentally and our best player on D is out for a half.
I want to believe, but our offense is fucking terrible and I have no faith in Babushka nor Peat to actually come up with a gameplan that plays to our advantages. I just haven't seen anything from them.
I agree, but I thought last week was a small step offensively. The OL was much better. The game plan was better. Browning stunk which cost us points. It's always something with the offense which is why I don't have any faith until they can at least string together two or three games of solid production.
Victor being out is as bad news as we could get. He set the tone from play 1 and the dudes behind him suck dick. We (we?) will get butt-fucked all first half if we can't keep the ball.
Victor being off the field might cost us 14 points in the first half. Him and KB are MVPs in the realest sense of that term.
I could see us getting boat-raced, honestly.
I just don't really know what to expect because we improved last year as the season went on and we might do that again this year. Or we might shit the bed like we did in every important game last year.
I guess we'll find out Saturday, but right now this feels like an L.
I'll probably end up looking stupid on saturday. But I think you are underrating just how bad oregon is
Yeah, I mean... it's going to be a referendum on Peat. If he can do what should be done, I will give him a lot of credit because they have us mentally and our best player on D is out for a half.
I want to believe, but our offense is fucking terrible and I have no faith in Babushka nor Peat to actually come up with a gameplan that plays to our advantages. I just haven't seen anything from them.
I agree, but I thought last week was a small step offensively. The OL was much better. The game plan was better. Browning stunk which cost us points. It's always something with the offense which is why I don't have any faith until they can at least string together two or three games of solid production.
Disagree, if Mercury is in the 7th house and Saggitarius is rising I think we can put 2-3 good games together.
Victor being out is as bad news as we could get. He set the tone from play 1 and the dudes behind him suck dick. We (we?) will get butt-fucked all first half if we can't keep the ball.
Victor being off the field might cost us 14 points in the first half. Him and KB are MVPs in the realest sense of that term.
I could see us getting boat-raced, honestly.
I just don't really know what to expect because we improved last year as the season went on and we might do that again this year. Or we might shit the bed like we did in every important game last year.
I guess we'll find out Saturday, but right now this feels like an L.
I'll probably end up looking stupid on saturday. But I think you are underrating just how bad oregon is
Yeah, I mean... it's going to be a referendum on Peat. If he can do what should be done, I will give him a lot of credit because they have us mentally and our best player on D is out for a half.
I want to believe, but our offense is fucking terrible and I have no faith in Babushka nor Peat to actually come up with a gameplan that plays to our advantages. I just haven't seen anything from them.
I agree, but I thought last week was a small step offensively. The OL was much better. The game plan was better. Browning stunk which cost us points. It's always something with the offense which is why I don't have any faith until they can at least string together two or three games of solid production.
This is the problem. When your team can't play one fucking decent offensive game in their last 19 games, it's probably not about to click.
Also, fuck stringing (String?!!) 2-3 gaymes together, how about stringing 2-3 fucking series of solid production together against a Pac-12 team?
You mooks all have battered wife syndrome. Uw wins and it won't be close. Rather easily, say 34-17?
No you fucking shit for brains, we all have 'Myles Gaskin was clearly the best tailback immediately and Jaydon Mickens is a fag and we have an OC who keeps fucking trying to run Dwayne 'Straight Pride' Warshington and throwing bubble screenZ to Mickfuck because both work every now and then and also we like to abandon the run and we are losers until proven otherwise syndrome'.
Go back to your mildewy shit barn of a city and stick a #2 pencil up your ass until you understand this point you pice of shit.
Also, where in NTX do you live? I used to live there myself. Paging @Tequilla and @brchco12...
I live in Telluride, CO now, but went to hs in Dallas itself (Jesuit).
I knew a guy named Ashley (no shit) who went to Jesuit. If this is you Ashley, I fucked your girlfriend Glenda while you were with her. Just thought you should know 25 years after the fact. If you are not Ashley, never mind.
Sven flagging incoming. I have no PICS. We didn't even have cell phones in 1989. Fuck.
You mooks all have battered wife syndrome. Uw wins and it won't be close. Rather easily, say 34-17?
No you fucking shit for brains, we all have 'Myles Gaskin was clearly the best tailback immediately and Jaydon Mickens is a fag and we have an OC who keeps fucking trying to run Dwayne 'Straight Pride' Warshington and throwing bubble screenZ to Mickfuck because both work every now and then and also we like to abandon the run and we are losers until proven otherwise syndrome'.
Go back to your mildewy shit barn of a city and stick a #2 pencil up your ass until you understand this point you pice of shit.
Also, where in NTX do you live? I used to live there myself. Paging @Tequilla and @brchco12...
I live in Telluride, CO now, but went to hs in Dallas itself (Jesuit).
I knew a guy named Ashley (no shit) who went to Jesuit. If this is you Ashley, I fucked your girlfriend Glenda while you were with her. Just thought you should know 25 years after the fact. If you are not Ashley, never mind.
Sven flagging incoming. I have no PICS. We didn't even have cell phones in 1989. Fuck.
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Then, when that doesn't work, we will try to 'get DWarsh going' and he will run like a ginger fag into the back of his own lineman after your defense is getting confidence and fumble the ball away at a very inopportune time.
Then, once Browning throws a pick 6 on a miscommunication and you guys are up 24-3 because you have been skull-fucking Scotty Lawyer and Sean Constantine in the ass on offense, we will decide to get it in gear a little bit. We will win the second half 17-7 and then lose 31-20.
Royce Freeman runs for like 185 and VAJ will have about a million accurate throws. Our defense will tire out because we will be play-actioning constantly...
You guys are probably safe.
Also, fuck stringing (String?!!) 2-3 gaymes together, how about stringing 2-3 fucking series of solid production together against a Pac-12 team?
Sven flagging incoming. I have no PICS. We didn't even have cell phones in 1989. Fuck.