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SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,043
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edited October 2015 in Classics
...please make a synopsis thread on wtf happened yesterday. Like a fucking idiot doog I was checking my phone every 2 minutes to get the score....but I didn't see one play of the game, nor will I ever. So, I need the "why we are fucking useless" recap. I would prefer someone funny to give this.

Casino night bachelor party was great. I am still awake. Cocaine at about 4 AM to keep going. Fag groom gave up an hour ago so I am in his room on his shitty laptop putting animal porn on his computer that the bride will hopefully find after the wedding. I also banged a cocktail girl coming off shift at 2AM. So that was nice.

Cocktail girl > UW Football

Fuck Peterman. Anyone who loses at home to Cal is not the Coach we thought he was. I don't even need to see the game to know that.

For @TierbsHsotBoobs

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I hope I got FBA so I never have to watch UW Football again. FML.
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  • NeGgaPlEaSeNeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,729
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    Harbaugh won going away
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    Utah plungered the Ducks.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,043
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    In another depressing turn of events, it just hit my drug addled brain that this will probably be the game, 3 years from now, that everyone cites as when they knew Peterman wasn't the guy. And I missed it. Fuck.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    Swaye said:

    In another depressing turn of events, it just hit my drug addled brain that this will probably be the game, 3 years from now, that everyone cites as when they knew Peterman wasn't the guy. And I missed it. Fuck.

    That was last year's Stanford game.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,043
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    Passion said:

    5 turnovers. Key fumbles by WRs and Warshington.

    Our defense caved on 3rd downs. Lack of pressure and poor coverage resulted in cal having a 50% 3rd down conversion rate. Incredibly high.

    Horrible blocking by our o-line.

    Browning bad decisions.

    Babushka deserves a shoe in the bag...so does Kawasaki.

    That's it.

    One more question. I was pretty high on our secondary...was the poor coverage a result of the lack of pressure/time for Goff to find guys, or was it just poor coverage?
  • SoutherndawgSoutherndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,226
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    Passion said:

    5 turnovers. Key fumbles by WRs and Warshington.

    Our defense caved on 3rd downs. Lack of pressure and poor coverage resulted in cal having a 50% 3rd down conversion rate. Incredibly high.

    Horrible blocking by our o-line.

    Browning bad decisions.

    Babushka deserves a shoe in the bag...so does Kawasaki.

    That's it.

    The defense didn't lose the game. Turnovers, fucktarded play calling and fucktarded play by the offense did.
  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,713
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    edited September 2015
    Swaye said:

    In a poor turn of events, the slut from last night has texted me 5 times in the last hour. Rookie mistake to give her my number. FML. Last text was "I know you are up, why won't you respond."

    Someone please give me an update before I am stalked and killed by the drink girl.

    If she doesn't live that close to you, it'll be fine once you leave.

    Unless she's a total psycho.

    I mean LEAVE
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,375
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    The defense was average at best. Not great like so many seemed to think. So there's that.
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