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Sark's Annual 3+ Game Losing Streak
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I hope Mill Street takes good care of Sark and Co next week.
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I figured that he'd lose next week after playing with house money after a good whipping of Stanford ...MisterEm said:I hope Mill Street takes good care of Sark and Co next week.
But #TheScript says that Seven loses in Phoenix ... -
He's getting fired on the tarmac if he loses at ASU
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That'd be amusingTierbsHsotBoobs said:He's getting fired on the tarmac if he loses at ASU
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It would be weird being on the opposite side of Sark's annual three game losing streak.
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ASU looks so shitastic that it would be a special sarkening.
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Tequila Avenue and Tequila Steve, match made in SunDevil HellMisterEm said:I hope Mill Street takes good care of Sark and Co next week.
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UW wins @ the Coliseum are rare. The 1 point win in 2010 was the 1st since '96.
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So true ... but they have the divine intervention of our holy savior Pat Haden to lean on this time.Joe Stephanson said:UW wins @ the Coliseum are rare. The 1 point win in 2010 was the 1st since '96.
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If things play out well for UW this week, the setup to the SC game has the very real possibility of being ideal. Praise be to Allah for Pat Haden_FS.Southerndawg said:
So true ... but they have the divine intervention of our holy savior Pat Haden to lean on this time.Joe Stephanson said:UW wins @ the Coliseum are rare. The 1 point win in 2010 was the 1st since '96.
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The setup is perfect, quite honestly. Sc gets right vs a bad ASU, starts looking ahead to ND, Peterson gets an extra week to prep, while Sark gets an extra few days to see if he can schedule Dr Dre to lead them onto the field in south bend.Joe Stephanson said:
If things play out well for UW this week, the setup to the SC game has the very real possibility of being ideal. Praise be to Allah for Pat Haden_FS.Southerndawg said:
So true ... but they have the divine intervention of our holy savior Pat Haden to lean on this time.Joe Stephanson said:UW wins @ the Coliseum are rare. The 1 point win in 2010 was the 1st since '96.
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Can Race photoshop Sark and Kiffin into this pic?
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Gladstone said:
Can Race photoshop Sark and Johnny Nansen into this pic?
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a slightly less prominent Sark effect than the 3 game streak is the insane volatility leading up to it. You dont necessarily want him after a big loss as he tends to try to keep things sober and play makeup. I agree the script is USC out-offensing ASU 45-20 or so and getting back on the bottle leading up to their home cupcake against UW.BallSacked said:
The setup is perfect, quite honestly. Sc gets right vs a bad ASU, starts looking ahead to ND, Peterson gets an extra week to prep, while Sark gets an extra few days to see if he can schedule Dr Dre to lead them onto the field in south bend.Joe Stephanson said:
If things play out well for UW this week, the setup to the SC game has the very real possibility of being ideal. Praise be to Allah for Pat Haden_FS.Southerndawg said:
So true ... but they have the divine intervention of our holy savior Pat Haden to lean on this time.Joe Stephanson said:UW wins @ the Coliseum are rare. The 1 point win in 2010 was the 1st since '96.
BUT if ASU puts it together and beats SC in a slugfest, SC will be going down in flames and are setup for UW to push them over the edge.
so either way it will be interesting.
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You guys might get the honor of having Sark fired on the tarmac after UW.
By tarmac I mean when he tries to ditch Haden after the game and fly out to Vegas for a bender.
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bump to toot my own #script hornbrchco12 said:
a slightly less prominent Sark effect than the 3 game streak is the insane volatility leading up to it. You dont necessarily want him after a big loss as he tends to try to keep things sober and play makeup. I agree the script is USC out-offensing ASU 45-20 or so and getting back on the bottle leading up to their home cupcake against UW.BallSacked said:
The setup is perfect, quite honestly. Sc gets right vs a bad ASU, starts looking ahead to ND, Peterson gets an extra week to prep, while Sark gets an extra few days to see if he can schedule Dr Dre to lead them onto the field in south bend.Joe Stephanson said:
If things play out well for UW this week, the setup to the SC game has the very real possibility of being ideal. Praise be to Allah for Pat Haden_FS.Southerndawg said:
So true ... but they have the divine intervention of our holy savior Pat Haden to lean on this time.Joe Stephanson said:UW wins @ the Coliseum are rare. The 1 point win in 2010 was the 1st since '96.
BUT if ASU puts it together and beats SC in a slugfest, SC will be going down in flames and are setup for UW to push them over the edge.
so either way it will be interesting.
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Great self awareness, as always.
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@BallSacked & @brchco12 called this shit. Mother fuckers know the script.
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Thank you. I'm just way smarter than most of fats, gays, and old people on here, quite honestly.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:@BallSacked & @brchco12 called this shit. Mother fuckers know the script.
My next calls:
*Oregon beats UW. Sorry, it's just the call man. Oregon is at their trough and UW is probably feeling at a bit of a peak. Oregons D stinks, but so does UWs offense. UW D is really going to have pitch a complete shutout on D, or Browning/WRs will have to take their game up a few notches.
*Stanford Beats my bruins. Rather easily, say 34-17. Stanford is the best team in the conference. Deal with it boobs, fo.
*Sark gets absolutely destroyed in south bend. Returns home at 3-3 to play Utah and wins.
*ASU beats Utah.
The 'sack obliges.
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I agree with all of your calls there, especially ASU over Utah.BallSacked said:
Thank you. I'm just way smarter than most of fats, gays, and old people on here, quite honestly.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:@BallSacked & @brchco12 called this shit. Mother fuckers know the script.
My next calls:
*Oregon beats UW. Sorry, it's just the call man. Oregon is at their trough and UW is probably feeling at a bit of a peak. Oregons D stinks, but so does UWs offense. UW D is really going to have pitch a complete shutout on D, or Browning/WRs will have to take their game up a few notches.
*Stanford Beats my bruins. Rather easily, say 34-17. Stanford is the best team in the conference. Deal with it boobs, fo.
*Sark gets absolutely destroyed in south bend. Returns home at 3-3 to play Utah and wins.
*ASU beats Utah.
The 'sack obliges.
Stanford probably is the best team in the Pac-12, which just furthers my argument that the Pac-12 is a total Fucking Dreckfest. -
I'm doubling down on my dooging and saying we'll win and pitch a shutout in the second half behind an enraged abuse culture Azeem who knocks someone out of the game.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:@BallSacked & @brchco12 called this shit. Mother fuckers know the script.
Win rather boringly say 19-10
Stanford wins this thursday in front of an unappreciative crowd of 28K. (I'll be there as I'm in Palo Alto this week for work).And looks like Sark is already gone and USC will play inspired but come up just short against ND
Edit: the script is that USC comes together and beats ND in an exciting game, and will go on to win a couple more in a row, sark will say he's healthy and want to come back, then the real Haden buttbuddy drama will begin.
