Swaye's Drunken Ramblings - Utah State
The riddle is solved. DWarsh is a 3rd down back, or a fucking WR. Looks better than Mickens to me...
Speaking of Mickens....kill him...DWarsh, Pettis, Chico in the slot and Lenius all the time...the Legion of Tard experiment has failed....speaking of Lenius....
Would someone teach this moron that to score touchdowns you must actually move your body toward the fucking goal lines? Kid has some skills up to the point he catches the ball, then he looks like my ass after bad messican food.
Speaking of my ass and messican food....all this free pub for the UW cheerleaders on this bored is beyond fucking depressing. Yes, they do not look like the US girls special olympics shotput team anymore (see 2003-2011), but to act like they are anything special is fucking gay. Stop lowering expectations faggots. Until they look like Oregon's sluts, they are garbage.
Speaking of garbage, our second string LBers remind me all of Cort Dennison, but without the production. That said, Victor is a goddamned beast and I would dump @dnc to have his hate filled love child.
Speaking of hate filled...the young OL pups (ILTCTP) play with aggression. They are young, and they are making mistakes, but you can tell that group are going to be maulers in a year or two. They actually look the part. In other news, how are almost all the OL recruited by Sark so fucking bad? Brostek in particular. Jesus.
Speaking of Jesus...Browning looks to me to be everything doogs hoped Lockner would be...you know, and actual QB with skills. If this fucker didn't deep dick the three really hot blondes on sorority row last night, I'd be surprised. Confidence, control, swagger, skill...he's like me when I am jerking off.
Speaking of jerking off....that's what I did the entire night watching our secondary....Sidney is a fucking man, Buttah is buttah, and even all the guys you never paid attention to seem good....that said, King's hair is a fucking dumpster fire, and Beaver needs to get in better shape then Fetters...what fucking D1 DB can't run a 100 yard dash? Fuck me.
Special teams continues to not be special ed, which is encouraging.
I did ludes last night and spaced out the second and third quarters...
I leave you with giant, almost unbelievable tits. Fuck off.
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You write good for a drunk injun.
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Catholic school on the res, where I learned to drink and write. And lust for nuns.
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That was fucking great.
Here's to you:
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That was awesome.
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DerekJohnson said:
That was awesome.
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Not only is mickens not good he tips off running plays to the defense..... he a sark guy through and through.
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Saw Lenius' mom after the game.... I assume it was his mom she was wearing his jersey with the nameplate saying "Mom"
Aye Carrumba.....the Cougariest of Cougars you ever did see.
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One thing I forgot to mention was the abortion that Vanilla Hammer designed run plays have become. That whole package needs to hit the bricks.
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Your segue game is skrong.
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Swaye said:
One thing I forgot to mention was the abortion that Vanilla Hammer designed run plays have become. That whole package needs to hit the bricks.
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Not your best effort.
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I will vouch for Lenius Mom. Saw her at husky combine
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Belongs. Shit. Front page.
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Well, she needs to tell her fucking kid that when you catch the ball a half yard from the first down marker, you'd better just nut up and turn upfield even if there is a defender right there. Knock him back, gain the half yard, and convert the down.
Running sideways is not an option unless you gain 20 yards instead of the half yard you needed.
I only lost my mind a couple times yesterday - which is unusual lately. Why the fuck I was watching that game instead of fishing is still a mystery, though.
You write better than most drunken indians I know.
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Awesomed for boobs and this:
the three really hot blondes on sorority row last night
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Double flag for no pics. #gotBoobsBackhearHuskyJW said:Saw Lenius' mom after the game.... I assume it was his mom she was wearing his jersey with the nameplate saying "Mom"
Aye Carrumba.....the Cougariest of Cougars you ever did see.
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I swear that's the chick in the hot tub GIF. I like her in both pics.Swaye said:This will be like Tequilla's post, but without the thought, understanding of the game, or sobriety while watching the game to recall any details or noteworthy items. It will also not hit you like a wall of text brick.
The riddle is solved. DWarsh is a 3rd down back, or a fucking WR. Looks better than Mickens to me...
Speaking of Mickens....kill him...DWarsh, Pettis, Chico in the slot and Lenius all the time...the Legion of Tard experiment has failed....speaking of Lenius....
Would someone teach this moron that to score touchdowns you must actually move your body toward the fucking goal lines? Kid has some skills up to the point he catches the ball, then he looks like my ass after bad messican food.
Speaking of my ass and messican food....all this free pub for the UW cheerleaders on this bored is beyond fucking depressing. Yes, they do not look like the US girls special olympics shotput team anymore (see 2003-2011), but to act like they are anything special is fucking gay. Stop lowering expectations faggots. Until they look like Oregon's sluts, they are garbage.
Speaking of garbage, our second string LBers remind me all of Cort Dennison, but without the production. That said, Victor is a goddamned beast and I would dump @dnc to have his hate filled love child.
Speaking of hate filled...the young OL pups (ILTCTP) play with aggression. They are young, and they are making mistakes, but you can tell that group are going to be maulers in a year or two. They actually look the part. In other news, how are almost all the OL recruited by Sark so fucking bad? Brostek in particular. Jesus.
Speaking of Jesus...Browning looks to me to be everything doogs hoped Lockner would be...you know, and actual QB with skills. If this fucker didn't deep dick the three really hot blondes on sorority row last night, I'd be surprised. Confidence, control, swagger, skill...he's like me when I am jerking off.
Speaking of jerking off....that's what I did the entire night watching our secondary....Sidney is a fucking man, Buttah is buttah, and even all the guys you never paid attention to seem good....that said, King's hair is a fucking dumpster fire, and Beaver needs to get in better shape then Fetters...what fucking D1 DB can't run a 100 yard dash? Fuck me.
Special teams continues to not be special ed, which is encouraging.
I did ludes last night and spaced out the second and third quarters...
I leave you with giant, almost unbelievable tits. Fuck off. -
Someone needs to post the hot tub .gif for scientific study and boobal identification.
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Are you talking about the Japanese poop fountain? Askin for a fren.Swaye said:Someone needs to post the hot tub .gif for scientific study and boobal identification.
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@Blackie, help!PurpleReign said:
Are you talking about the Japanese poop fountain? Askin for a fren.Swaye said:Someone needs to post the hot tub .gif for scientific study and boobal identification.
