So I'm walking in a store
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Not your best effort. George Carlin (at least 81% more creative than you) already covered this a long time ago:
"Here are more parents who outta be beaten with heavy clubs and left bleeding in the moonlight. These are the ones who carry their babies around in their backpacks or frontpacks or slings or whatever these devices are called that are apparently designed to leave the parents hands free to sort through high end merchandise and reach for their platinum credit cards cause it's always these upscale, yuppie looking, greenpeace, environmentally conscious assholes who have them on. I say hey Mr. and Mrs. Natural Fibers, it's not camping equipment. It's a baby. Touch the little prick now and then he'll thank you for someday. " -
I saw two of these pussies when I was in Suckattle a few months ago
...and they were both with the mothers and she carried nothong. Let that slut you knocked up carry the baby. -
Coldplay is kind of gay, but they have some good songs on the first CD. If you want some easy listening on a long ride home, you can do worse than Clocks or Yellow.creepycoug said:
Welcome to Gen. Y. They're all over the fucking place. They're the reason white angst senstitive pop music exists, among many other cultural contributions. They're the reason Cold Play has a market.HuskyJW said:And who are these jackholes wearing these baby harnesses....like a backpack only the kid is facing you on your chest.
Maybe because I had a father is the reason that I think these guys are complete pussies.
Get used to it.
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What do you enjoy most about chugging semen?RoadDawg55 said:
Coldplay is kind of gay, but they have some good songs on the first CD. If you want some easy listening on a long ride home, you can do worse than Clocks or Yellow.creepycoug said:
Welcome to Gen. Y. They're all over the fucking place. They're the reason white angst senstitive pop music exists, among many other cultural contributions. They're the reason Cold Play has a market.HuskyJW said:And who are these jackholes wearing these baby harnesses....like a backpack only the kid is facing you on your chest.
Maybe because I had a father is the reason that I think these guys are complete pussies.
Get used to it.
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Never tried it.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
What do you enjoy most about chugging semen?RoadDawg55 said:
Coldplay is kind of gay, but they have some good songs on the first CD. If you want some easy listening on a long ride home, you can do worse than Clocks or Yellow.creepycoug said:
Welcome to Gen. Y. They're all over the fucking place. They're the reason white angst senstitive pop music exists, among many other cultural contributions. They're the reason Cold Play has a market.HuskyJW said:And who are these jackholes wearing these baby harnesses....like a backpack only the kid is facing you on your chest.
Maybe because I had a father is the reason that I think these guys are complete pussies.
Get used to it.
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You know how I know your gay? You listen to Coldplay.
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Coldplay makes my wife horny.CuntWaffle said:You know how I know your gay? You listen to Coldplay
Sometimes I play Coldplay.
True story.
Fuck off.
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Thoughts and prayers to you in this most tragic and difficult time in your life.dnc said:
Coldplay makes my wife horny.CuntWaffle said:You know how I know your gay? You listen to Coldplay
Sometimes I play Coldplay.
True story.
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Disagree.RoadDawg55 said:
Never tried it.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
What do you enjoy most about chugging semen?RoadDawg55 said:
Coldplay is kind of gay, but they have some good songs on the first CD. If you want some easy listening on a long ride home, you can do worse than Clocks or Yellow.creepycoug said:
Welcome to Gen. Y. They're all over the fucking place. They're the reason white angst senstitive pop music exists, among many other cultural contributions. They're the reason Cold Play has a market.HuskyJW said:And who are these jackholes wearing these baby harnesses....like a backpack only the kid is facing you on your chest.
Maybe because I had a father is the reason that I think these guys are complete pussies.
Get used to it.
