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I can't even hate this Oregon ad a little bit

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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,468
    edited September 2015
    haie said:

    The video was seriously lacking in meth, college dropouts, and Lane CC kids who love their Ducks. Plus I don't see all those athletes lining up to rim Phil's necromantic asshole. No tradition depicted

    YBE

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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    AZDuck said:

    Tequilla said:

    AZDuck said:

    Men's T&F : 2014, 2015
    Women's T&F: 2015
    Indoor T&F: 2009
    Cross Country: 2007, 2008
    Football (runner-up): 2014
    Football (SRS): 2014

    Does anybody give a shit about Track & Field or Running?

    Not sure what is more pathetic ... highlighting football runner up in 2014 (but your PTSD forgetting Cam Newton and Michael Dyer going WAR EAGLE on your ass*) or calling out being the SRS champs of 2014. Are you going to hang a banner in Autzen stadium celebrating a crowning by computers instead of on the field results?

    And BTW, the funniest part of the video to me was the call out of Kenny Wheaton for single handedly turning the fortunes of Oregon football. No matter what Oregon does on the field, Kenny Wheaton's INT for Oregon rivals what Edgar Martinez's double was to the Mariners.

    The only thing interesting about Oregon football at this point is how long of a leash Helfrich is given before running the program into the ground. After last Saturday, I'm convinced more than ever that UW is well positioned to go on a run of dominance in the PAC North in the very near future.
    DPOTW!

    also too, edited, thanks

    Semi-serious response: SRS natty was a joke, always has been, always will be.

    Oregon is a track school and a cross country school. If you think that's a joke, millions (and potentially billions) of Nike dollars respectfully disagree. Track also nicely cross-trains with football. Hence we get guys like Devon Allen, who you will see running around ovals next summer in Brazil. UW's claim to sporting fame is rowboat, which is rowboat.

    * 21-19? WAR EAGLE on our ass?
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,468

    AZDuck said:

    haie said:

    The video was seriously lacking in meth, college dropouts, and Lane CC kids who love their Ducks. Plus I don't see all those athletes lining up to rim Phil's necromantic asshole. No tradition depicted

    YBE

    image

    Is that artwork called "Rape Eyes" or "Rape Culture"?
    That is, I shit you not, the mirror in the women's bathroom in the athletic tutoring building. So, um... yeah.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,380

    AZDuck said:

    AZDuck said:

    AZDuck said:

    This is exactly perfect. For a school with "no tradition," there's a lot of fucking tradition in this ad

    Neil Everette, Dennis Dixon and "his two rings", random female athletes I've never heard of, some random white buy that's as big a mountain, and the guy from Modern Family is by definition "no tradition". HTH.

    Cool commercial doe.
    Nice selective list. I guess you missed Ahmad Rashad, Dan Fouts, Ashton Eaton, Galen Rupp and the most recent Heisman winner because UCLA hasn't been serious about football or track and field in about what? 30 years or so... and nobody, and I mean nobody knows who the fuck Gary Beban is/was
    Even a homer like you isn't going to play academis tradition and celebrity smack with UCLA right?
    UCLA has more national championships than anyone else.

    Just not recently.
    Was Oregons last NATTY before or after 1954? I'm asking for a fren. I know the tall firs came after the Obannon brothers...touché there.
    in fairness to the Duck, an argument about football natties between you two is like a pillow fight between PGOS and Middlebury Bob.

    just lighten up girls.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,380
    Tequilla said:

    AZDuck said:

    Men's T&F : 2014, 2015
    Women's T&F: 2015
    Indoor T&F: 2009
    Cross Country: 2007, 2008
    Football (runner-up): 2014
    Football (SRS): 2014

    Does anybody give a shit about Track & Field or Running?

    Not sure what is more pathetic ... highlighting football runner up in 2014 (but your PTSD forgetting Cam Newton and Michael Dyer going WAR EAGLE on your ass) or calling out being the SRS champs of 2014. Are you going to hang a banner in Autzen stadium celebrating a crowning by computers instead of on the field results?

    And BTW, the funniest part of the video to me was the call out of Kenny Wheaton for single handedly turning the fortunes of Oregon football. No matter what Oregon does on the field, Kenny Wheaton's INT for Oregon rivals what Edgar Martinez's double was to the Mariners.

    The only thing interesting about Oregon football at this point is how long of a leash Helfrich is given before running the program into the ground. After last Saturday, I'm convinced more than ever that UW is well positioned to go on a run of dominance in the PAC North in the very near future.
    You're that confident about the Sac State results?
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,380
    haie said:

    The video was seriously lacking in meth, college dropouts, and Lane CC kids who love their Ducks. Plus I don't see all those athletes lining up to rim Phil's necromantic asshole. No tradition depicted

    But don't get me wrong, when UW counters with a Macklemore hipster video featuring the Women's Studies Department banging each other with umbrellas in the rain at HS, I will be ready to admit defeat and stab my fucking eyes out.

    get ready haie. Mack is out with a new LP, and the carpets are lubed.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    AZDuck said:

    AZDuck said:

    haie said:

    The video was seriously lacking in meth, college dropouts, and Lane CC kids who love their Ducks. Plus I don't see all those athletes lining up to rim Phil's necromantic asshole. No tradition depicted

    YBE

    image

    Is that artwork called "Rape Eyes" or "Rape Culture"?
    That is, I shit you not, the mirror in the women's bathroom in the athletic tutoring building. So, um... yeah.
    This would be less creepy.
    image
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,259

    Tequilla said:

    AZDuck said:

    Men's T&F : 2014, 2015
    Women's T&F: 2015
    Indoor T&F: 2009
    Cross Country: 2007, 2008
    Football (runner-up): 2014
    Football (SRS): 2014

    Does anybody give a shit about Track & Field or Running?

    Not sure what is more pathetic ... highlighting football runner up in 2014 (but your PTSD forgetting Cam Newton and Michael Dyer going WAR EAGLE on your ass) or calling out being the SRS champs of 2014. Are you going to hang a banner in Autzen stadium celebrating a crowning by computers instead of on the field results?

    And BTW, the funniest part of the video to me was the call out of Kenny Wheaton for single handedly turning the fortunes of Oregon football. No matter what Oregon does on the field, Kenny Wheaton's INT for Oregon rivals what Edgar Martinez's double was to the Mariners.

    The only thing interesting about Oregon football at this point is how long of a leash Helfrich is given before running the program into the ground. After last Saturday, I'm convinced more than ever that UW is well positioned to go on a run of dominance in the PAC North in the very near future.
    You're that confident about the Sac State results?
    Your reading comprehension and projecting ability sucks
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,380
    Tequilla said:

    Tequilla said:

    AZDuck said:

    Men's T&F : 2014, 2015
    Women's T&F: 2015
    Indoor T&F: 2009
    Cross Country: 2007, 2008
    Football (runner-up): 2014
    Football (SRS): 2014

    Does anybody give a shit about Track & Field or Running?

    Not sure what is more pathetic ... highlighting football runner up in 2014 (but your PTSD forgetting Cam Newton and Michael Dyer going WAR EAGLE on your ass) or calling out being the SRS champs of 2014. Are you going to hang a banner in Autzen stadium celebrating a crowning by computers instead of on the field results?

    And BTW, the funniest part of the video to me was the call out of Kenny Wheaton for single handedly turning the fortunes of Oregon football. No matter what Oregon does on the field, Kenny Wheaton's INT for Oregon rivals what Edgar Martinez's double was to the Mariners.

    The only thing interesting about Oregon football at this point is how long of a leash Helfrich is given before running the program into the ground. After last Saturday, I'm convinced more than ever that UW is well positioned to go on a run of dominance in the PAC North in the very near future.
    You're that confident about the Sac State results?
    Your reading comprehension and projecting ability sucks
    Your sarcasm radar sucks even more ... dumbfuck. Your post wasn't that clever. I got it.

    On another note, there are two things I will never understand about doogs like you who fall into the royotis tradition: where, exactly, do you find the insult referencing Wheaton and Knight to a Duck? Who cares? There are so many other things to poke fun at Oregon, and those two leave normal people waiting for the punchline ... "and?" Making fun of Eugene and the mascot itself makes much more sense. Making fun of how shitty they were for so long makes sense.