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Hey Howard, you Lib fucktardo, what happens to the guns when customers stand in line?

puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
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Tweakers break into your car, steal your gun and use it in crimes. Why do companies like Starbucks get involved in politics? Fuck, his excuse was that a few limp wristed customers and foreigners feel unsafe with guns on responsible gun toating customers. Yeah, I'm going to leave my gun in my truck while I come in for coffee. Then watch a minority or tweaker, who has been studying the joint for weeks, break in and steal my DEADLY FUCKING WEAPON! Then when I use my hidden gun to bludgeon the thief, right in front of your leftie sissybitch starbucks, you can deal with that negative publicity. And when I go retrieve my bloody gun, and blood is dripping off my hands and body, I'm going to walk right into your leftist store, drip blood all over your glass counter and order a double tall 1-raw dry cappuccino with an extra shot of blood. Bunch of pussywipes in this state. Fuck you Howie! And fuck your coffee. I'm done you worthless, cowardice cunt!!!!!
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    Dick_BDick_B Member Posts: 1,301
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    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    Tweakers break into your car, steal your gun and use it in crimes. Why do companies like Starbucks get involved in politics? Fuck, his excuse was that a few limp wristed customers and foreigners feel unsafe with guns on responsible gun toating customers. Yeah, I'm going to leave my gun in my truck while I come in for coffee. Then watch a minority or tweaker, who has been studying the joint for weeks, break in and steal my DEADLY FUCKING WEAPON! Then when I use my hidden gun to bludgeon the thief, right in front of your leftie sissybitch starbucks, you can deal with that negative publicity. And when I go retrieve my bloody gun, and blood is dripping off my hands and body, I'm going to walk right into your leftist store, drip blood all over your glass counter and order a double tall 1-raw dry cappuccino with an extra shot of blood. Bunch of pussywipes in this state. Fuck you Howie! And fuck your coffee. I'm done you worthless, cowardice cunt!!!!!

    wait- I thought you were a quad? You mean roll?
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    puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
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    ohh Damone, I should have said 'roll' into the store. I know your poo poo-peepee humor. Beat you to it you geeky fuck!
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    Dick_BDick_B Member Posts: 1,301
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    who? I'm not dabone. hth
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    fivehundredmileDAWGfivehundredmileDAWG Member Posts: 1,212
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    I went in WW starbucks today ... with a gun in my pocket.

    cheap thrills.
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    Your_MomYour_Mom Member Posts: 393
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    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    Tweakers break into your car, steal your gun and use it in crimes....

    Why the fuck do you care? Do you even drink Starbucks? It's shitty coffee.

    Stumptown coffee is where its at.

    If anybody gets their gun stolen while drinking shitty coffee, it's their own fucking fault for having bad taste.
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    TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    Dutch Bros >> Stumptown >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Starbucks
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    TheKobeStopperTheKobeStopper Member Posts: 5,959
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    I like to spend weeks casing a Starbucks, for a big time heist, and then scrap the plan to break into some random wheelchair accessible van. I like to do that.
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    RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,123
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    I think banning all guns is stupid, but bringing a fucking gun into Starbucks is retarded. Of course Schultz doesn't want dumb fucks coming in with their guns and scaring away the soccer moms who go there everyday. I hate it when some fuck has a gun hoisted on his hip. I saw a guy at IHOP a few years ago. It makes an uncomfortable setting. I'm supposed to trust a random, wannabe cowboy because he has a license? Fuck that.
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    Dick_BDick_B Member Posts: 1,301
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    um, it's called concealed BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE IT. How are you going to know if I am carrying?

    fucking fucktarded.
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    RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,123
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    Dick_B said:

    um, it's called concealed BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE IT. How are you going to know if I am carrying?

    fucking fucktarded.

    No shit, but what about when they are in the holster on the hip? Those are visable, yet often legal. Check the Seattle Times picture to see what I am talking about.

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    MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,781
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    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    ohh Damone, I should have said 'roll' into the store. I know your poo poo-peepee humor. Beat you to it you geeky fuck!

    Huh?
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    CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,146
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    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    Tweakers break into your car, steal your gun and use it in crimes. Why do companies like Starbucks get involved in politics? Fuck, his excuse was that a few limp wristed customers and foreigners feel unsafe with guns on responsible gun toating customers. Yeah, I'm going to leave my gun in my truck while I come in for coffee. Then watch a minority or tweaker, who has been studying the joint for weeks, break in and steal my DEADLY FUCKING WEAPON! Then when I use my hidden gun to bludgeon the thief, right in front of your leftie sissybitch starbucks, you can deal with that negative publicity. And when I go retrieve my bloody gun, and blood is dripping off my hands and body, I'm going to walk right into your leftist store, drip blood all over your glass counter and order a double tall 1-raw dry cappuccino with an extra shot of blood. Bunch of pussywipes in this state. Fuck you Howie! And fuck your coffee. I'm done you worthless, cowardice cunt!!!!!

    Passion?

    So you carry 2 guns on you yet leave one in your truck?
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