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HuskyJW
HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,279
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And who are these jackholes wearing these baby harnesses....like a backpack only the kid is facing you on your chest.

Maybe because I had a father is the reason that I think these guys are complete pussies.
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  • Your_Mom
    Your_Mom Member Posts: 393
    Welcome to the last 20 years
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Dudes are wearing them?
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  • Your_Mom
    Your_Mom Member Posts: 393
    I was out from under my rock today, and saw people with what looked like portable phones! Anybody know what they are?
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  • fivehundredmileDAWG
    fivehundredmileDAWG Member Posts: 1,212
    jeezus , its funny..i think my folks just threw a bottle of formula at me and left me in the car for some heat training...in 3 years that kid will be in a store with them on a leash....

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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    My dad would have broke a Jack bottle over my moms head if she even suggested him to wear one.
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,047
    edited September 2013
    HuskyJW said:

    And who are these jackholes wearing these baby harnesses....like a backpack only the kid is facing you on your chest.

    Maybe because I had a father is the reason that I think these guys are complete pussies.

    Welcome to Gen. Y. They're all over the fucking place. They're the reason white angst senstitive pop music exists, among many other cultural contributions. They're the reason Cold Play has a market.

    Get used to it.
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  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560
    edited September 2013
    It depends on the situation. Doing it just because = pussy, but doing it while simultaneously eating a sandwich and drinking a beer = life of abundance
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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    TheGlove said:

    image

    is that Carlos?
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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    MikeDamone said:

    TheGlove said:

    image

    is that Carlos?
    your eyes are as good as mine.
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    MikeDamone said:

    TheGlove said:

    image

    is that Carlos?
    It's Tyler.

    I thought he looked like a Carlos too.

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  • Mohun
    Mohun Member Posts: 32
    Not your best effort. George Carlin (at least 81% more creative than you) already covered this a long time ago:

    "Here are more parents who outta be beaten with heavy clubs and left bleeding in the moonlight. These are the ones who carry their babies around in their backpacks or frontpacks or slings or whatever these devices are called that are apparently designed to leave the parents hands free to sort through high end merchandise and reach for their platinum credit cards cause it's always these upscale, yuppie looking, greenpeace, environmentally conscious assholes who have them on. I say hey Mr. and Mrs. Natural Fibers, it's not camping equipment. It's a baby. Touch the little prick now and then he'll thank you for someday. "
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,630 Standard Supporter
    I saw two of these pussies when I was in Suckattle a few months ago
    ...and they were both with the mothers and she carried nothong. Let that slut you knocked up carry the baby.
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,139
    creepycoug said:

    HuskyJW said:

    And who are these jackholes wearing these baby harnesses....like a backpack only the kid is facing you on your chest.

    Maybe because I had a father is the reason that I think these guys are complete pussies.

    Welcome to Gen. Y. They're all over the fucking place. They're the reason white angst senstitive pop music exists, among many other cultural contributions. They're the reason Cold Play has a market.

    Get used to it.
    Coldplay is kind of gay, but they have some good songs on the first CD. If you want some easy listening on a long ride home, you can do worse than Clocks or Yellow.

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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    RoadDawg55 said:

    creepycoug said:

    HuskyJW said:

    And who are these jackholes wearing these baby harnesses....like a backpack only the kid is facing you on your chest.

    Maybe because I had a father is the reason that I think these guys are complete pussies.

    Welcome to Gen. Y. They're all over the fucking place. They're the reason white angst senstitive pop music exists, among many other cultural contributions. They're the reason Cold Play has a market.

    Get used to it.
    Coldplay is kind of gay, but they have some good songs on the first CD. If you want some easy listening on a long ride home, you can do worse than Clocks or Yellow.

    What do you enjoy most about chugging semen?
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,139
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    RoadDawg55 said:

    creepycoug said:

    HuskyJW said:

    And who are these jackholes wearing these baby harnesses....like a backpack only the kid is facing you on your chest.

    Maybe because I had a father is the reason that I think these guys are complete pussies.

    Welcome to Gen. Y. They're all over the fucking place. They're the reason white angst senstitive pop music exists, among many other cultural contributions. They're the reason Cold Play has a market.

    Get used to it.
    Coldplay is kind of gay, but they have some good songs on the first CD. If you want some easy listening on a long ride home, you can do worse than Clocks or Yellow.

    What do you enjoy most about chugging semen?
    Never tried it.

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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    edited September 2013
    You know how I know your gay? You listen to Coldplay.
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    CuntWaffle said:

    You know how I know your gay? You listen to Coldplay

    Coldplay makes my wife horny.

    Sometimes I play Coldplay.

    True story.

    Fuck off.

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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dnc said:

    CuntWaffle said:

    You know how I know your gay? You listen to Coldplay

    Coldplay makes my wife horny.

    Sometimes I play Coldplay.

    True story.

    Fuck off.

    Thoughts and prayers to you in this most tragic and difficult time in your life.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    RoadDawg55 said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    RoadDawg55 said:

    creepycoug said:

    HuskyJW said:

    And who are these jackholes wearing these baby harnesses....like a backpack only the kid is facing you on your chest.

    Maybe because I had a father is the reason that I think these guys are complete pussies.

    Welcome to Gen. Y. They're all over the fucking place. They're the reason white angst senstitive pop music exists, among many other cultural contributions. They're the reason Cold Play has a market.

    Get used to it.
    Coldplay is kind of gay, but they have some good songs on the first CD. If you want some easy listening on a long ride home, you can do worse than Clocks or Yellow.

    What do you enjoy most about chugging semen?
    Never tried it.

    Disagree.
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    dnc said:

    CuntWaffle said:

    You know how I know your gay? You listen to Coldplay

    Coldplay makes my wife horny.

    Sometimes I play Coldplay.

    True story.

    Fuck off.

    Thoughts and prayers to you in this most tragic and difficult time in your life.
    Dammit boobs, I was expecting "what's his name?"
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  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    The best relationships are the ones where both parties have common interests. In this case, listening to Coldplay makes both of you horny for dudes. That's nice. It's nice you both have something (or someone) you can share.
    dnc said:

    CuntWaffle said:

    You know how I know your gay? You listen to Coldplay

    Coldplay makes my wife horny.

    Sometimes I play Coldplay.

    True story.

    Fuck off.

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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    DeepSeaZ said:

    The best relationships are the ones where both parties have common interests. In this case, listening to Coldplay makes both of you horny for dudes. That's nice. It's nice you both have something (or someone) you can share.

    dnc said:

    CuntWaffle said:

    You know how I know your gay? You listen to Coldplay

    Coldplay makes my wife horny.

    Sometimes I play Coldplay.

    True story.

    Fuck off.

    BHAM!

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