Offense Not Fast Enough

21 of 25 Oregon TD drives have taken less than 2 minutes.

We need to finish off drives.

Captain Obvious Stat of the Week:

4 teams avg. 600+ yards per game:

Baylor = 736.5 (69.5 pts)
Oregon = 672 (61.3 pts)
Texas A&M = 609.3 (53 pts)
UW = 603.5 (36 pts)

See anything wrong there???

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dhdawg

how about we avoid penalties and turnovers, the rest will follow

[Deleted User]

21 of 25 Oregon TD drives have taken less than 2 minutes.

We need to finish off drives.

Captain Obvious Stat of the Week:

4 teams avg. 600+ yards per game:

Baylor = 736.5 (69.5 pts)
Oregon = 672 (61.3 pts)
Texas A&M = 609.3 (53 pts)
UW = 603.5 (36 pts)

See anything wrong there???

Has nothing to do with speed and has everything to do with the fucktard calling the plays.

HTH

greenblood

run the ball in red zone!!!

MisterEm

Is this the no-shit poast of the week?

RaceBannon

How about we enjoy 2-0?

IrishDawg22

How about we enjoy 2-0?

Not until we get past New Mexico St.

Steve_Bowman

It's just another stat that shows UW's offense (as a unit) is undisciplined, soft, unproductive, disorganized, unfocused, lacks killer instinct, etc, etc, etc. Of course, none of this is Cream Puff's fault.

Same shit, different year. But that Shark is a one helleva play caller!

puppylove_sugarsteel

21 of 25 Oregon TD drives have taken less than 2 minutes.

We need to finish off drives.

Captain Obvious Stat of the Week:

4 teams avg. 600+ yards per game:

Baylor = 736.5 (69.5 pts)
Oregon = 672 (61.3 pts)
Texas A&M = 609.3 (53 pts)
UW = 603.5 (36 pts)

See anything wrong there???

Funny you posted this. I was going to write an article about it on the front page. What you see is what you get, 35pts/game. Less when we start pac12 play. Where's Wooching and that fullback Sark said would complete his offense (big back with hands)

Maybe Sark is playing vanilla? Possible but doubtful. Baylor, Oregon and TAMU don't have better WR's/TE's than we do accross the board. Sark is leaving points up his ass because he is afraid to throw downfield, take shots at the endzone, use the all that green between the numbers. Sark is in"move the chains" mode. Painful to watch. Why is he so frightened to throw the ball downfield, with such a solid run game? Play action is there, and I know Ross and Mickens can get open downfield. Kasen? Sometimes. Kevin Smith? He's playing at an exceptionally high level. Wait till he warms up in the KR game. Goodbye Kevin! Sark is a strange playcaller sometimes.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

21 of 25 Oregon TD drives have taken less than 2 minutes.

We need to finish off drives.

Captain Obvious Stat of the Week:

4 teams avg. 600+ yards per game:

Baylor = 736.5 (69.5 pts)
Oregon = 672 (61.3 pts)
Texas A&M = 609.3 (53 pts)
UW = 603.5 (36 pts)

See anything wrong there???
Funny you posted this. I was going to write an article about it on the front page. What you see is what you get, 35pts/game. Less when we start pac12 play. Where's Wooching and that fullback Sark said would complete his offense (big back with hands)

Maybe Sark is playing vanilla? Possible but doubtful. Baylor, Oregon and TAMU don't have better WR's/TE's than we do accross the board. Sark is leaving points up his ass because he is afraid to throw downfield, take shots at the endzone, use the all that green between the numbers. Sark is in"move the chains" mode. Painful to watch. Why is he so frightened to throw the ball downfield, with such a solid run game? Play action is there, and I know Ross and Mickens can get open downfield. Kasen? Sometimes. Kevin Smith? He's playing at an exceptionally high level. Wait till he warms up in the KR game. Goodbye Kevin! Sark is a strange playcaller sometimes.

We are all praying that you still do.

Homebrew_Dawg

It's just another stat that shows UW's offense (as a unit) is undisciplined, soft, unproductive, disorganized, unfocused, lacks killer instinct, etc, etc, etc. Of course, none of this is Cream Puff's fault.

Same shit, different year. But that Shark is a one helleva play caller!

It is Keith Price's fault, accordion to Softy (fucker is so annoying).

And it is worse than SSDY. SSDYNS - same shit different year new stadium. Let's hope it doesn't become SSDYNSCE(contract extension).

[Deleted User]

It's just another stat that shows UW's offense (as a unit) is undisciplined, soft, unproductive, disorganized, unfocused, lacks killer instinct, etc, etc, etc. Of course, none of this is Cream Puff's fault.

Same shit, different year. But that Shark is a one helleva play caller!
It is Keith Price's fault, accordion to Softy (fucker is so annoying).

And it is worse than SSDY. SSDYNS - same shit different year new stadium. Let's hope it doesn't become SSDYNSCE(contract extension).

The panel would have accepted just Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

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dhdawg

how about we avoid penalties and turnovers, the rest will follow

[Deleted User]

21 of 25 Oregon TD drives have taken less than 2 minutes.

We need to finish off drives.

Captain Obvious Stat of the Week:

4 teams avg. 600+ yards per game:

Baylor = 736.5 (69.5 pts)
Oregon = 672 (61.3 pts)
Texas A&M = 609.3 (53 pts)
UW = 603.5 (36 pts)

See anything wrong there???

Has nothing to do with speed and has everything to do with the fucktard calling the plays.

HTH

greenblood

run the ball in red zone!!!

MisterEm

Is this the no-shit poast of the week?

RaceBannon

How about we enjoy 2-0?

IrishDawg22

How about we enjoy 2-0?

Not until we get past New Mexico St.

Steve_Bowman

puppylove_sugarsteel

21 of 25 Oregon TD drives have taken less than 2 minutes.

We need to finish off drives.

Captain Obvious Stat of the Week:

4 teams avg. 600+ yards per game:

Baylor = 736.5 (69.5 pts)
Oregon = 672 (61.3 pts)
Texas A&M = 609.3 (53 pts)
UW = 603.5 (36 pts)

See anything wrong there???

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

21 of 25 Oregon TD drives have taken less than 2 minutes.

We need to finish off drives.

Captain Obvious Stat of the Week:

4 teams avg. 600+ yards per game:

Baylor = 736.5 (69.5 pts)
Oregon = 672 (61.3 pts)
Texas A&M = 609.3 (53 pts)
UW = 603.5 (36 pts)

See anything wrong there???
Funny you posted this. I was going to write an article about it on the front page. What you see is what you get, 35pts/game. Less when we start pac12 play. Where's Wooching and that fullback Sark said would complete his offense (big back with hands)

Maybe Sark is playing vanilla? Possible but doubtful. Baylor, Oregon and TAMU don't have better WR's/TE's than we do accross the board. Sark is leaving points up his ass because he is afraid to throw downfield, take shots at the endzone, use the all that green between the numbers. Sark is in"move the chains" mode. Painful to watch. Why is he so frightened to throw the ball downfield, with such a solid run game? Play action is there, and I know Ross and Mickens can get open downfield. Kasen? Sometimes. Kevin Smith? He's playing at an exceptionally high level. Wait till he warms up in the KR game. Goodbye Kevin! Sark is a strange playcaller sometimes.

We are all praying that you still do.

Homebrew_Dawg

It's just another stat that shows UW's offense (as a unit) is undisciplined, soft, unproductive, disorganized, unfocused, lacks killer instinct, etc, etc, etc. Of course, none of this is Cream Puff's fault.

Same shit, different year. But that Shark is a one helleva play caller!

[Deleted User]

It's just another stat that shows UW's offense (as a unit) is undisciplined, soft, unproductive, disorganized, unfocused, lacks killer instinct, etc, etc, etc. Of course, none of this is Cream Puff's fault.

Same shit, different year. But that Shark is a one helleva play caller!
It is Keith Price's fault, accordion to Softy (fucker is so annoying).

And it is worse than SSDY. SSDYNS - same shit different year new stadium. Let's hope it doesn't become SSDYNSCE(contract extension).

The panel would have accepted just Lather, Rinse, Repeat.