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Offense Not Fast Enough

21 of 25 Oregon TD drives have taken less than 2 minutes.

We need to finish off drives.

Captain Obvious Stat of the Week:

4 teams avg. 600+ yards per game:

Baylor = 736.5 (69.5 pts)
Oregon = 672 (61.3 pts)
Texas A&M = 609.3 (53 pts)
UW = 603.5 (36 pts)

See anything wrong there???

Comments

  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    how about we avoid penalties and turnovers, the rest will follow
  • 21 of 25 Oregon TD drives have taken less than 2 minutes.

    We need to finish off drives.

    Captain Obvious Stat of the Week:

    4 teams avg. 600+ yards per game:

    Baylor = 736.5 (69.5 pts)
    Oregon = 672 (61.3 pts)
    Texas A&M = 609.3 (53 pts)
    UW = 603.5 (36 pts)

    See anything wrong there???

    Has nothing to do with speed and has everything to do with the fucktard calling the plays.

    HTH
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560
    run the ball in red zone!!!
  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    Is this the no-shit poast of the week?
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,143 Founders Club
    How about we enjoy 2-0?
  • IrishDawg22
    IrishDawg22 Member Posts: 2,754

    How about we enjoy 2-0?

    Not until we get past New Mexico St.
  • Steve_Bowman
    Steve_Bowman Member Posts: 442
    edited September 2013
    It's just another stat that shows UW's offense (as a unit) is undisciplined, soft, unproductive, disorganized, unfocused, lacks killer instinct, etc, etc, etc. Of course, none of this is Cream Puff's fault.

    Same shit, different year. But that Shark is a one helleva play caller!
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133

    21 of 25 Oregon TD drives have taken less than 2 minutes.

    We need to finish off drives.

    Captain Obvious Stat of the Week:

    4 teams avg. 600+ yards per game:

    Baylor = 736.5 (69.5 pts)
    Oregon = 672 (61.3 pts)
    Texas A&M = 609.3 (53 pts)
    UW = 603.5 (36 pts)

    See anything wrong there???

    Funny you posted this. I was going to write an article about it on the front page. What you see is what you get, 35pts/game. Less when we start pac12 play. Where's Wooching and that fullback Sark said would complete his offense (big back with hands)

    Maybe Sark is playing vanilla? Possible but doubtful. Baylor, Oregon and TAMU don't have better WR's/TE's than we do accross the board. Sark is leaving points up his ass because he is afraid to throw downfield, take shots at the endzone, use the all that green between the numbers. Sark is in"move the chains" mode. Painful to watch. Why is he so frightened to throw the ball downfield, with such a solid run game? Play action is there, and I know Ross and Mickens can get open downfield. Kasen? Sometimes. Kevin Smith? He's playing at an exceptionally high level. Wait till he warms up in the KR game. Goodbye Kevin! Sark is a strange playcaller sometimes.
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,328 Founders Club

    21 of 25 Oregon TD drives have taken less than 2 minutes.

    We need to finish off drives.

    Captain Obvious Stat of the Week:

    4 teams avg. 600+ yards per game:

    Baylor = 736.5 (69.5 pts)
    Oregon = 672 (61.3 pts)
    Texas A&M = 609.3 (53 pts)
    UW = 603.5 (36 pts)

    See anything wrong there???

    Funny you posted this. I was going to write an article about it on the front page. What you see is what you get, 35pts/game. Less when we start pac12 play. Where's Wooching and that fullback Sark said would complete his offense (big back with hands)

    Maybe Sark is playing vanilla? Possible but doubtful. Baylor, Oregon and TAMU don't have better WR's/TE's than we do accross the board. Sark is leaving points up his ass because he is afraid to throw downfield, take shots at the endzone, use the all that green between the numbers. Sark is in"move the chains" mode. Painful to watch. Why is he so frightened to throw the ball downfield, with such a solid run game? Play action is there, and I know Ross and Mickens can get open downfield. Kasen? Sometimes. Kevin Smith? He's playing at an exceptionally high level. Wait till he warms up in the KR game. Goodbye Kevin! Sark is a strange playcaller sometimes.
    We are all praying that you still do.
  • Homebrew_Dawg
    Homebrew_Dawg Member Posts: 1,652

    It's just another stat that shows UW's offense (as a unit) is undisciplined, soft, unproductive, disorganized, unfocused, lacks killer instinct, etc, etc, etc. Of course, none of this is Cream Puff's fault.

    Same shit, different year. But that Shark is a one helleva play caller!

    It is Keith Price's fault, accordion to Softy (fucker is so annoying).

    And it is worse than SSDY. SSDYNS - same shit different year new stadium. Let's hope it doesn't become SSDYNSCE(contract extension).
  • It's just another stat that shows UW's offense (as a unit) is undisciplined, soft, unproductive, disorganized, unfocused, lacks killer instinct, etc, etc, etc. Of course, none of this is Cream Puff's fault.

    Same shit, different year. But that Shark is a one helleva play caller!

    It is Keith Price's fault, accordion to Softy (fucker is so annoying).

    And it is worse than SSDY. SSDYNS - same shit different year new stadium. Let's hope it doesn't become SSDYNSCE(contract extension).
    The panel would have accepted just Lather, Rinse, Repeat.