Is Five Reasons in retirement?

RaccoonHarry · September 2015

I don't see it on the Donkey board. Or are they just not worthy? If gone, it had a nice run.

droggins · September 2015

A tradition like no other.

UWerentThereMan · September 2015

5 reasons needs to be done for the troojs this year

dnc · September 2015

5 Reasons needs to be retired until #MyDamone comes back. It's just not the same without him.

GrundleStiltzkin · September 2015

dnc said:
5 Reasons needs to be retired until #MyDamone comes back. It's just not the same without him.

PostGameOrangeSlices · September 2015

dnc said:
5 Reasons needs to be retired until #MyDamone comes back. It's just not the same without him.

After he quit posting, he used to still downvote Honda and a few other posts. Now utter silence.

No warning, just gone.

The cirrhosis won

HuskyJW · September 2015

I should have posted his personal info when I had the chance.

Damn scruples.

BennyBeaver · September 2015

Doogles · September 2015

Most overrated bit on here imo.

Damone's death+any poster capable of executing 5 reasons is banned from 81% of the interwebs = THE END

PostGameOrangeSlices · September 2015

TheGlove said:

Queue grandpa Sankey in 3..2..1...

dnc · September 2015

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

dnc said:
5 Reasons needs to be retired until #MyDamone comes back. It's just not the same without him.
After he quit posting, he used to still downvote Honda and a few other posts. Now utter silence.

No warning, just gone.

The cirrhosis won

Yep, he's the one who starting #TeamGilby, changing his avatar and downvoting a few random poasts here and there so we knew he was still alive.

DDFILOTC needs to register and give us a fupdate on Mik.

DugtheDoog · September 2015

dnc said:
5 Reasons needs to be retired until #MyDamone comes back. It's just not the same without him.

What's the deal? Has anyone spoken to the Lowe's bathroom dept. manager? Is he on sick leave? Ts and Ps.

Gladstone · September 2015

http://www.scout.com/college/arkansas-state/forums/4551-the-den/14040881-5-reasons-usc-will-beat-arkansas-state

???

edit haha:

You are being hosed. shyTrojanUK doesn't even know our players.

We don't have offensive linemen named Garnett or Ossai. Our starters are named Banner, Lobendahn, Tuerk, Mama and Wheeler.

You won't be seeing Shackelford or Waters Saturday unless they are on your team. They certainly don't play for USC.

The OP is just trying to stir the pot.

That may be the oddest trolling attempt I've ever read. Make believe players?!

The guy is definitely not a Man of Troy. Maybe a Razorback? Or who is your rival?

Rate now:

JaWarrenJaHooker · September 2015

Thought we were playing Idaho this week.

Put it on the Vandal bored.

Mad_Son · September 2015

5 reasons unfortunately only lasted about 5 minutes

PurpleReign · September 2015

Wait, when did Damone die? Cocaine car accident? Was he taken hostage in South America? Die of malaria in a Thai prison after a sex tourism misfire?

CuntWaffle · September 2015

Who's damone?

Mad_Son · September 2015

PurpleReign said:
Wait, when did Damone die? Cocaine car accident? Was he taken hostage in South America? Die of malaria in a Thai prison after a sex tourism misfire?

The war against ISIS

RIP Caliph Damone

PurpleBaze · September 2015

Mad_Son said:

PurpleReign said:
Wait, when did Damone die? Cocaine car accident? Was he taken hostage in South America? Die of malaria in a Thai prison after a sex tourism misfire?
The war against ISIS

RIP Caliph Damone

He was martyred while installing a toilet.

DerekJohnson · September 2015

I don't see why 5 Reasons can't be posted each week as a type of living tribute to a great man.

GrundleStiltzkin · September 2015

I guess we shouldn't even post the reasons then.

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