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After much deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that I wish the Sark situation didn't happen
DugtheDoog
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Yes, the immediate gratification was fucking hilarious and the belly laughs were abundant. But at what price? Sark being Sark brings significant joy to my life and that joy will be lost when he is an offensive special advisor at Alabama next season.
Looking back, I'd much rather watch Sark be Sark and wither away over the next 3 seasons than to prematurely bust his nut and only get 1 out of the deal. With that said, I better cherish it while it lasts.
I liken it to there being a worldwide dearth of the coca plant and Swaye being gifted copious amounts of blow, knowing it's going to last him 3-4 months of everyday usage. But 1 night invites over a few too many hookers and wakes up with only a month's supply left. I'm sure it was a fucking awesome night and worth it until he realizes he only has 1 more month of blow to enjoy as opposed to 3.
**Note: I'm being Sarkastic. Swaye will never worry about his supply of hookers and blow.
As a side note, I want to know wtf's been up with DDY's tree guy.
Looking back, I'd much rather watch Sark be Sark and wither away over the next 3 seasons than to prematurely bust his nut and only get 1 out of the deal. With that said, I better cherish it while it lasts.
I liken it to there being a worldwide dearth of the coca plant and Swaye being gifted copious amounts of blow, knowing it's going to last him 3-4 months of everyday usage. But 1 night invites over a few too many hookers and wakes up with only a month's supply left. I'm sure it was a fucking awesome night and worth it until he realizes he only has 1 more month of blow to enjoy as opposed to 3.
**Note: I'm being Sarkastic. Swaye will never worry about his supply of hookers and blow.
As a side note, I want to know wtf's been up with DDY's tree guy.
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That is all I have to say.... This is the bRuins trying to get rid of Sark. Sark's a great coach, and a great guy. Who doesn't have alcohol in their desk drawer? Honestly? Come on, you know you do. All successful people drink and get wasted in front of young children and important people and make an ass out of themselves.
You name a successful person and I will name a person that likes to drink a shit ton of alcohol. Honestly, why do people not drink alcohol all the time, because the correlation between drinking alcohol to excess and success is 100%.
Have you ever seen an alcoholic NOT be a huge success in life.... That's what I thought.
1. Sark gets a win against Arkansas State and thinks that remedies all his issues. (Because he's certainly self-centered enough to actually think that). He immediately jumps back on the booze, pill, coke, skank train and the meltdown continues, but this time no one in the media is afraid to report it.
2. Sark gets a win against Arkansas State and thinks that remedies all his issues, but someone tells him that he needs to continue the anti-booze, anti-meds, anti-skank routine. This makes him even more prone to a meltdown, because there is no fucking way that douchebag can control himself.
Either way, abundance.
It's my understanding that Sark found Jesus today (said so in an interview ... google it), so he's burned through the holy grail of excuses in one week. Booze, pills and now Jesus in rapid succession.
Whoever is advising him should have told him to save the Lord for his fallback position after the inevitable mid-season fuck-up. Dude shot his wad way too early in the crisis control department.