Billy's Historical Contenders and Pretenders
$C
ND
Oklahomo
Nebraska
Michigan
Bammer
Miami
Florida St
The Ohio St
There are two categories of the second tier: The annoying and the not annoying. Sometimes with commentary. If I feel like it.
Not Annoying:
Warshington
UCLA
Colorado - They won a NC...after a fifth down. Did Oregon ever win anything? Didn't think so.
Minnesota- credit for history. Pretty ordinary since Race was a little kid
Syracuse - Questionable, but they went undefeated once in the 80s
Allbarn- annoying, but we'll allow it
Tennessee - one of the few non-pussy SEC teams since they play at Yankee teams, UCLA, whOregon, and Kal once in a while.
State Penn
aTm
Ga Tech
Annoying
Florida - not shit before 1990. Tebow, Aaron Hernandez, Urban Meyer, white trash jort wearing faggots with mullets fanbase, got killed by N and Tommy Frasier in the mid 90s
LSU - very average in the 90s, ok in 80s but not great, fanbase thinks it's great because they won a NC with two losses, got drilled by Bammer in the most fraudulent NC gayme ever
Georgia - total pretender, won one NC not in wartime, always goes 9-3 and is sort of close to whatever SEC team actually won the conference
Texas- has the resume to be royalty, but wgaf. Annoying fanbase, plenty of underachieving, couldn't take advantage of Arkie leaving SWC, and SMU becoming a D2 team.
Pitt - It's been over 30 years since you were relevant. Nobody cares about Dan Marino, Tony Dorsett, and Mark May. Playing at Ketchup Field is fucking retarded. The atmosphere is horrible. Gonna offer a $3 ticket with the purchase of a Big Mac so you can get more than 16,000 for the big Wake Forest game? Why are you in the ACC again? Tradition killers.
Clemson - Basically the Georgia of the ACC. Florida State's bitch. Noone cares about your stupid rock.
Wisconsin - Another Johnny Come Lately that took advantage of reduced scholarships. Wisconsin people are annoying. See Packer faggots who try to talk shit to me about Seahawk luck. Your tradition is your pasty white students jump up and down to a wigger rap song? No, that's not gay at all.
BYU - Team Mormon. Fraudulent NC we should have won. It's we. Play on Sunday you closet fags. Jesus Christ. Join the 1960s.
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AUBURNTROJAN approves this messageFire_Marshall_Bill said:First the contenders, i.e. real college football royalty:
$C
ND
Oklahomo
Nebraska
Michigan
Bammer
Miami
Florida St
The Ohio St
There are two categories of the second tier: The annoying and the not annoying. Sometimes with commentary. If I feel like it.
Not Annoying:
Warshington
UCLA
Colorado - They won a NC...after a fifth down. Did Oregon ever win anything? Didn't think so.
Minnesota- credit for history. Pretty ordinary since Race was a little kid
Syracuse - Questionable, but they went undefeated once in the 80s
Allbarn- annoying, but we'll allow it
Tennessee - one of the few non-pussy SEC teams since they play at Yankee teams, UCLA, whOregon, and Kal once in a while.
State Penn
aTm
Ga Tech
Annoying
Florida - not shit before 1990. Tebow, Aaron Hernandez, Urban Meyer, white trash jort wearing faggots with mullets fanbase, got killed by N and Tommy Frasier in the mid 90s
LSU - very average in the 90s, ok in 80s but not great, fanbase thinks it's great because they won a NC with two losses, got drilled by Bammer in the most fraudulent NC gayme ever
Georgia - total pretender, won one NC not in wartime, always goes 9-3 and is sort of close to whatever SEC team actually won the conference
Texas- has the resume to be royalty, but wgaf. Annoying fanbase, plenty of underachieving, couldn't take advantage of Arkie leaving SWC, and SMU becoming a D2 team.
Pitt - It's been over 30 years since you were relevant. Nobody cares about Dan Marino, Tony Dorsett, and Mark May. Playing at Ketchup Field is fucking retarded. The atmosphere is horrible. Gonna offer a $3 ticket with the purchase of a Big Mac so you can get more than 16,000 for the big Wake Forest game? Why are you in the ACC again? Tradition killers.
Clemson - Basically the Georgia of the ACC. Florida State's bitch. Noone cares about your stupid rock.
Wisconsin - Another Johnny Come Lately that took advantage of reduced scholarships. Wisconsin people are annoying. See Packer faggots who try to talk shit to me about Seahawk luck. Your tradition is your pasty white students jump up and down to a wigger rap song? No, that's not gay at all.
BYU - Team Mormon. Fraudulent NC we should have won. It's we. Play on Sunday you closet fags. Jesus Christ. Join the 1960s.
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I think you're underrating LSU and maybe Florida. Pretty fair list I suppose. Not sure we really belong anymore. Minnesota definitely doesn't.
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Texas is royalty, besides that nice list.
Also Miami is dangerously close to being a has been. I love the U, but their fanbase is shit compared to their Florida rivals and they desperately need to get the right coach in there. A stadium default is on the horizon.
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I hate lists like this.
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FTFYFire_Marshall_Bill said:First the contenders, i.e. real college football message board royalty:
Everyone but Fire Marshall Bill
There are two categories of the second tier: The annoying and the not annoying. Sometimes with commentary. If I feel like it.
Not Annoying:
No one
Annoying
Fire Marshall Bill -
Type of lighter fluid Bill should use?
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DPOTW!Fire_Marshall_Bill said:First the contenders, i.e. real college football royalty:
$C
ND
Oklahomo
Nebraska
Michigan
Bammer
Miami
Florida St
The Ohio St
There are two categories of the second tier: The annoying and the not annoying. Sometimes with commentary. If I feel like it.
Not Annoying:
Warshington
UCLA
Colorado - They won a NC...after a fifth down. Did Oregon ever win anything? Didn't think so.
Minnesota- credit for history. Pretty ordinary since Race was a little kid
Syracuse - Questionable, but they went undefeated once in the 80s
Allbarn- annoying, but we'll allow it
Tennessee - one of the few non-pussy SEC teams since they play at Yankee teams, UCLA, whOregon, and Kal once in a while.
State Penn
aTm
Ga Tech
Annoying
Florida - not shit before 1990. Tebow, Aaron Hernandez, Urban Meyer, white trash jort wearing faggots with mullets fanbase, got killed by N and Tommy Frasier in the mid 90s
LSU - very average in the 90s, ok in 80s but not great, fanbase thinks it's great because they won a NC with two losses, got drilled by Bammer in the most fraudulent NC gayme ever
Georgia - total pretender, won one NC not in wartime, always goes 9-3 and is sort of close to whatever SEC team actually won the conference
Texas- has the resume to be royalty, but wgaf. Annoying fanbase, plenty of underachieving, couldn't take advantage of Arkie leaving SWC, and SMU becoming a D2 team.
Pitt - It's been over 30 years since you were relevant. Nobody cares about Dan Marino, Tony Dorsett, and Mark May. Playing at Ketchup Field is fucking retarded. The atmosphere is horrible. Gonna offer a $3 ticket with the purchase of a Big Mac so you can get more than 16,000 for the big Wake Forest game? Why are you in the ACC again? Tradition killers.
Clemson - Basically the Georgia of the ACC. Florida State's bitch. Noone cares about your stupid rock.
Wisconsin - Another Johnny Come Lately that took advantage of reduced scholarships. Wisconsin people are annoying. See Packer faggots who try to talk shit to me about Seahawk luck. Your tradition is your pasty white students jump up and down to a wigger rap song? No, that's not gay at all.
BYU - Team Mormon. Fraudulent NC we should have won. It's we. Play on Sunday you closet fags. Jesus Christ. Join the 1960s. -
I enjoyed the rants. Miami is a pretty dead program. I know they were the most dominant force in college football for some long stretches, but things aren't looking good for them.
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Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
First the contenders, i.e. real college football royalty:
$C
ND
Oklahomo
Nebraska
Michigan
Bammer
Miami
Florida St
The Ohio St
There are two categories of the second tier: The annoying and the not annoying. Sometimes with commentary. If I feel like it.
Not Annoying:
Warshington
UCLA
Colorado - They won a NC...after a fifth down. Did Oregon ever win anything? Didn't think so.
Minnesota- credit for history. Pretty ordinary since Race was a little kid
Syracuse - Questionable, but they went undefeated once in the 80s
Allbarn- annoying, but we'll allow it
Tennessee - one of the few non-pussy SEC teams since they play at Yankee teams, UCLA, whOregon, and Kal once in a while.
State Penn
aTm
Ga Tech
Annoying
Florida - not shit before 1990. Tebow, Aaron Hernandez, Urban Meyer, white trash jort wearing faggots with mullets fanbase, got killed by N and Tommy Frasier in the mid 90s
LSU - very average in the 90s, ok in 80s but not great, fanbase thinks it's great because they won a NC with two losses, got drilled by Bammer in the most fraudulent NC gayme ever
Georgia - total pretender, won one NC not in wartime, always goes 9-3 and is sort of close to whatever SEC team actually won the conference
Texas- has the resume to be royalty, but wgaf. Annoying fanbase, plenty of underachieving, couldn't take advantage of Arkie leaving SWC, and SMU becoming a D2 team.
Pitt - It's been over 30 years since you were relevant. Nobody cares about Dan Marino, Tony Dorsett, and Mark May. Playing at Ketchup Field is fucking retarded. The atmosphere is horrible. Gonna offer a $3 ticket with the purchase of a Big Mac so you can get more than 16,000 for the big Wake Forest game? Why are you in the ACC again? Tradition killers.
Clemson - Basically the Georgia of the ACC. Florida State's bitch. Noone cares about your stupid rock.
Wisconsin - Another Johnny Come Lately that took advantage of reduced scholarships. Wisconsin people are annoying. See Packer faggots who try to talk shit to me about Seahawk luck. Your tradition is your pasty white students jump up and down to a wigger rap song? No, that's not gay at all.
BYU - Team Mormon. Fraudulent NC we should have won. It's we. Play on Sunday you closet fags. Jesus Christ. Join the 1960s.
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Warshington is too high
