Sark 2012 expense receipt

Sarkingham said:

Here's a solid break down...

everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2015/8/24/9199463/steve-sarkisians-night-out-a-breakdown-of-expenses

This is the best Drunken Sark analysis I've seen on the internet.

My favorite tidbits:

"THE BEERS: 3 Corona Lights, 1 Dos Equis, 2 Negra Modelos, 2 Pacificos, 1 Corona
Likely used in place of water, and whoever ordered the Corona also ordered one of the Corona Lights earlier, promising himself he'd just eat salad the next day for lunch. (He did not do so.)"

"The three Grand Marniers are an ill-conceived attempt to cover up booze-soaked breath without actually drinking something that doesn't have alcohol."

"The Cosmo is an outlier, indicative of a stowaway lurking somewhere on this bar tab. It might be Blonde Lady #1, or Blonde Lady #2, but as anyone who's tried to decipher a bar tab the next day knows, it's clearly the work of someone a.) floating their own drinks onto the currents of a strange but friendly bill, or b.) a half-assed offer of friendship that did not result in a second Cosmo."

"1. Two appetizers are ordered because everyone at the table is "a little bit hungry but not starving."

2. These platters aren't nearly as big as they sound. Let's go ahead and get one more.

3. Wait, did you tell the server we wanted another appetizer platter? Because I also told him that. Eh, it's fine.

4. (45 Patrons later) THREE MORE PLATTERS AND TACOS AND THOSE LITTLE TACOS AND WHATEVER THIS CHICKEN TACOSTADIUM THING IS"