Sark 2012 expense receipt

GrundleStiltzkin

I think this has gone around before, doesn't mean it can't again!!1!

http://twitter.com/dannyoneil/status/635865998680195072

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GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/edsbs/status/635919515335823360

Meek

Sounds like "we" need to go talk to Luis. Pics/straight from the horses ass or GTFO?!

Anyone going to Cali sooner than November?

wait, wait, wait... this place isn't even in Seattle? It's in California? How on earth does Sark get to take 16 (allegedly) people out partying in California when he's working for UW?

dnc

Sounds like "we" need to go talk to Luis. Pics/straight from the horses ass or GTFO?!

Anyone going to Cali sooner than November?
wait, wait, wait... this place isn't even in Seattle? It's in California? How on earth does Sark get to take 16 (allegedly) people out partying in California when he's working for UW?

Easy answer is it wasn't anywhere near 16 people.

The over/under is 5.

Meek

Sounds like "we" need to go talk to Luis. Pics/straight from the horses ass or GTFO?!

Anyone going to Cali sooner than November?
wait, wait, wait... this place isn't even in Seattle? It's in California? How on earth does Sark get to take 16 (allegedly) people out partying in California when he's working for UW?
Easy answer is it wasn't anywhere near 16 people.

The over/under is 5.

follow up question... a public institution would process a $600+ claim like that? Any openings at UW? I'd love to apply.

Sarkingham

Looks like there were maybe 7 people there (7 apps, 7 entrees), which is fitting. I count 59 drinks, including the 40 45 shots of Patron.

All of this on a random Sunday (yes I checked, FYFMFE) in March 2012. Must have been a helluva recruiting trip.

Sarkingham

Here's a solid break down...

everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2015/8/24/9199463/steve-sarkisians-night-out-a-breakdown-of-expenses

Meek

Scott Wolf right on time. It would be wrong to link these boreds in the comments section though, right?

insidesocal.com/usc/2015/08/24/bar-tab/

TierbsHsotBoobs

also, since I'm going all investigative journalism on that receipt...what was the urgency of a corporate event on March 11?

He was getting hammered up to call Roof at 2:54 am on March 12.

Phone a friend day.

AZDuck

I see this bored is gaining influence

BallSacked

I see this bored is gaining influence

I think lots of fuckos have been plaigirsing my dildogate shit. Quite honestly.

BallSacked

Props to UW AD who obviously were blown away at this request to reimburse and leaked it at a moment of high leverage. Love to hear that story. Revenge of the pool boy?

It's incredible that he drank that much, and it's maybe even more incredible he didn't just eat a $600 tab out of the nearly $12M in salary UW had paid him up to that point. AudaciouslyFS.

bananasnblondes

Here's a solid break down...

everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2015/8/24/9199463/steve-sarkisians-night-out-a-breakdown-of-expenses

This is the best Drunken Sark analysis I've seen on the internet.

My favorite tidbits:

"THE BEERS: 3 Corona Lights, 1 Dos Equis, 2 Negra Modelos, 2 Pacificos, 1 Corona
Likely used in place of water, and whoever ordered the Corona also ordered one of the Corona Lights earlier, promising himself he'd just eat salad the next day for lunch. (He did not do so.)"

"The three Grand Marniers are an ill-conceived attempt to cover up booze-soaked breath without actually drinking something that doesn't have alcohol."

"The Cosmo is an outlier, indicative of a stowaway lurking somewhere on this bar tab. It might be Blonde Lady #1, or Blonde Lady #2, but as anyone who's tried to decipher a bar tab the next day knows, it's clearly the work of someone a.) floating their own drinks onto the currents of a strange but friendly bill, or b.) a half-assed offer of friendship that did not result in a second Cosmo."

"1. Two appetizers are ordered because everyone at the table is "a little bit hungry but not starving."

2. These platters aren't nearly as big as they sound. Let's go ahead and get one more.

3. Wait, did you tell the server we wanted another appetizer platter? Because I also told him that. Eh, it's fine.

4. (45 Patrons later) THREE MORE PLATTERS AND TACOS AND THOSE LITTLE TACOS AND WHATEVER THIS CHICKEN TACOSTADIUM THING IS"

Southerndawg

Props to UW AD who obviously were blown away at this request to reimburse and leaked it at a moment of high leverage. Love to hear that story. Revenge of the pool boy?

It's incredible that he drank that much, and it's maybe even more incredible he didn't just eat a $600 tab out of the nearly $12M in salary UW had paid him up to that point. AudaciouslyFS.

Couldn't agree more and for someone with money he sure has shit taste in tequila. Dude brah has no class.

This

or this

Much more appropriate.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

So who did order the Cosmo? I'm guessing Nansen.
Lily Jang

gang bang then

IPukeOregonGrellow

CheersWestDawg

So who did order the Cosmo? I'm guessing Nansen.
Lily Jang
gang bang then

Can I go last?