A real laffer from the CEO today

And some shit about Fetters trying to lose weight.
Then this gem caught my eye.
"AAndy………He’s been sick for a while. I’ve never felt it was my place to tell people about what’s going on. If he wanted the info out, fine. I just didn’t feel it was my place. "
I can only assume this follows up with a "Go Aaaaandy" chant lead by Sark
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Sounds like AAndy's magic underwear has the same effect as @Swaye's blankets
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I also saw that recently Butler Cabin had a post on the recruiting board along the lines of what he was hearing ... can only imagine the gold there.
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The Butler Cabin post was just about the recent center commit, Harris, who everybody was freaking out about.
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Fetters losing weight should be easy. Lower the calories to 4000 a day and he should be able to lose weight.
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Or he could kill himself and lose weight due to decomposing. With that level of fat he has the half life of a twinkie, but in a couple thousand years his remains would look like a normal human, only more dead.CuntWaffle said:Fetters losing weight should be easy. Lower the calories to 4000 a day and he should be able to lose weight.
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Good chit, bananaboat
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By saying that he heard about the commit 24 hours after it happened?bananasnblondes said:The Butler Cabin post was just about the recent center commit, Harris, who everybody was freaking out about.
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His radio show isn't a radio show.
It's a shit show.
Kim ought to pay people money to listen to his dreck. Fortunately he doesn't have Mike Damone-like money, so I get to do other shit like coke and hookers. -
The state of Dawgman is they are a business on their way to failure. The only reason they survive is they are connected to the Scout network where people can get recruiting info.
Kim tied himself to Sark which was a spectacularly bad idea as he ostracized all the best posters which cut down on the quality of their boreds. He got rid of the free board, a perfect advertisement for the premium board. After some spectacularly dumb business decisions he then started calling himself a CEO.
Dawgman no longer has any "access" and that includes Fleenor. All they can do now is share that Aandy is sick but they wont give all the info just so they can appear as insiders to some degree. Seriously guys go back to your fucking circle jerk because you dont know shit.
The Husky Fan Podcast has more "access" then they do. We were hearing that Browning won't RS and could be the guy weeks ago even before Kim's video where he said Lindquist would be the guy and Browning would RS. Even funnier is we heard Lindy might be totally out of the running. (What we are hearing so fuck off if we are wrong).
Good for Fetters if he follows through on that program. Seriously, just dont eat a fucking house everyday, walk on a treadmill at a really slow speed for 45 mins a day and he'll probably lose 100lbs (or a Ken Griswold) by December. -
The thing is they didn't have to have access. I might have shown up for inside information (which as you said was really scout.com info) but the quality of the other poasters and the community was #WhyIStayed. The community was the golden goose. Simply by virtue of being "First!!!", DM.c had a stranglehold on the online UW fan market, and all they had to do was not fuck it up. But then Kim decided to shut down criticism of Sloppy 7 and convince people he was "hearing" things, and in the process he ran off all the poasters worth sticking around for.HeretoBeatmyChest said:The state of Dawgman is they are a business on their way to failure. The only reason they survive is they are connected to the Scout network where people can get recruiting info.
Kim tied himself to Sark which was a spectacularly bad idea as he ostracized all the best posters which cut down on the quality of their boreds. He got rid of the free board, a perfect advertisement for the premium board. After some spectacularly dumb business decisions he then started calling himself a CEO.
Dawgman no longer has any "access" and that includes Fleenor. All they can do now is share that Aandy is sick but they wont give all the info just so they can appear as insiders to some degree. Seriously guys go back to your fucking circle jerk because you dont know shit.
The Husky Fan Podcast has more "access" then they do. We were hearing that Browning won't RS and could be the guy weeks ago even before Kim's video where he said Lindquist would be the guy and Browning would RS. Even funnier is we heard Lindy might be totally out of the running. (What we are hearing so fuck off if we are wrong).
Good for Fetters if he follows through on that program. Seriously, just dont eat a fucking house everyday, walk on a treadmill at a really slow speed for 45 mins a day and he'll probably lose 100lbs (or a Ken Griswold) by December.
So now DM.c has no community AND no info. It's a wasteland of abundance.
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Excellent Tequilla-like diatribe - except I read it.HeretoBeatmyChest said:The state of Dawgman is they are a business on their way to failure. The only reason they survive is they are connected to the Scout network where people can get recruiting info.
Kim tied himself to Sark which was a spectacularly bad idea as he ostracized all the best posters which cut down on the quality of their boreds. He got rid of the free board, a perfect advertisement for the premium board. After some spectacularly dumb business decisions he then started calling himself a CEO.
Dawgman no longer has any "access" and that includes Fleenor. All they can do now is share that Aandy is sick but they wont give all the info just so they can appear as insiders to some degree. Seriously guys go back to your fucking circle jerk because you dont know shit.
The Husky Fan Podcast has more "access" then they do. We were hearing that Browning won't RS and could be the guy weeks ago even before Kim's video where he said Lindquist would be the guy and Browning would RS. Even funnier is we heard Lindy might be totally out of the running. (What we are hearing so fuck off if we are wrong).
Good for Fetters if he follows through on that program. Seriously, just dont eat a fucking house everyday, walk on a treadmill at a really slow speed for 45 mins a day and he'll probably lose 100lbs (or a Ken Griswold) by December.
No Sark - No access for Kim
No Herb Mead - No access for AANDY (who I happen to personally like - he's a good guy)
No Sark, Mead, or AANDY - No "inside info" for Fleenor
Kim tried to make this posse the Skull and Bones of Doogman - insider, behind closed doors, secret handshake mother fuckers. It was all bullshit and Kim is still attempting to feed it to the masses to slurp up.
None of these guys ever knew or know jack shit.
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First, thanks for the FREE PUB
Second, the "golden goose" of the online community being KJV's biggest mistake is spot on. I had mentioned that to him years ago because that was the competitive advantage that nobody could replicate. Of course, in all his business sense as a CEO, he pissed a competitive advantage that any smart business owner would know was an asset that you couldn't pay enough for and piss it all away.
Finally, with regard to Browning, I didn't stay through the entire Spring Fling and really only stayed long enough to see the warm-ups. The first thing that stood out to me in watching the QBs was that the way Browning carried himself screamed of him having the "IT" that you look for out of the QB position and it was as apparent that he had that swagger about him as it was that the other two didn't have that swagger. It looked effortless for Browning in making the throws and just watching out other players, etc. interacted with him it looked to my highly untrained and distant eye that he was the one that most of the guys were assuming would be the long-term answer at QB. He will have his challenges as he adjusts to the speed of the game, etc. But similar to how everybody is all hyping up Goff this year, the benefits of getting Browning into the game this year will be the payoff that we will have over the 2016, 2017, and maybe even 2018 seasons. -
Did nobody actually watch Goff's freshman year? How did he become the poster child for the play-em-early doogs?Tequilla said:...Finally, with regard to Browning, I didn't stay through the entire Spring Fling and really only stayed long enough to see the warm-ups. The first thing that stood out to me in watching the QBs was that the way Browning carried himself screamed of him having the "IT" that you look for out of the QB position and it was as apparent that he had that swagger about him as it was that the other two didn't have that swagger. It looked effortless for Browning in making the throws and just watching out other players, etc. interacted with him it looked to my highly untrained and distant eye that he was the one that most of the guys were assuming would be the long-term answer at QB. He will have his challenges as he adjusts to the speed of the game, etc. But similar to how everybody is all hyping up Goff this year, the benefits of getting Browning into the game this year will be the payoff that we will have over the 2016, 2017, and maybe even 2018 seasons...
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...and the over/under is 500.CuntWaffle said:Fetters losing weight should be easy. Lower the calories to
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It's not that Goff was great his true frosh year. But he was at least on par compared to the other options that Cal had available and while a young QB will experience growing pains and make a few turnovers that they shouldn't, there is no substitute for taking live reps and learning on the fly IF the player is capable of growing from the experience versus getting buried from the mistakes.TTJ said:
Did nobody actually watch Goff's freshman year? How did he become the poster child for the play-em-early doogs?Tequilla said:...Finally, with regard to Browning, I didn't stay through the entire Spring Fling and really only stayed long enough to see the warm-ups. The first thing that stood out to me in watching the QBs was that the way Browning carried himself screamed of him having the "IT" that you look for out of the QB position and it was as apparent that he had that swagger about him as it was that the other two didn't have that swagger. It looked effortless for Browning in making the throws and just watching out other players, etc. interacted with him it looked to my highly untrained and distant eye that he was the one that most of the guys were assuming would be the long-term answer at QB. He will have his challenges as he adjusts to the speed of the game, etc. But similar to how everybody is all hyping up Goff this year, the benefits of getting Browning into the game this year will be the payoff that we will have over the 2016, 2017, and maybe even 2018 seasons...
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He threw for 3500, had a 18-10 td-int ratio and completed 60%.TTJ said:
Did nobody actually watch Goff's freshman year? How did he become the poster child for the play-em-early doogs?Tequilla said:...Finally, with regard to Browning, I didn't stay through the entire Spring Fling and really only stayed long enough to see the warm-ups. The first thing that stood out to me in watching the QBs was that the way Browning carried himself screamed of him having the "IT" that you look for out of the QB position and it was as apparent that he had that swagger about him as it was that the other two didn't have that swagger. It looked effortless for Browning in making the throws and just watching out other players, etc. interacted with him it looked to my highly untrained and distant eye that he was the one that most of the guys were assuming would be the long-term answer at QB. He will have his challenges as he adjusts to the speed of the game, etc. But similar to how everybody is all hyping up Goff this year, the benefits of getting Browning into the game this year will be the payoff that we will have over the 2016, 2017, and maybe even 2018 seasons...
He took that experience and his numbers bumped to 4k, 35-7, and 62% as a sophomore.
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Kim is no fan of @SuchFagJayhawk
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Needs giant football pic.
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You're lucky I poast fake book covers here at all.PurpleJ said:Needs giant football pic.
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Teq, I originally dismissed your analysis bc of Browning's performance in the spring game. He may have been playing with the 2s and 3s against the #1 offense though. But you may be onto something.
Goff made a huge leap from year 1 to 2. His QBR went from 50 to 75. Even Sefo's went from 54 to 60. Miles' was a fucking 49! Fuck, if we had Sefo last year and a 60 QBR we might be 11-3. Price's was a 66 in 2013.
Playing Browning this year will potentially give us a huge benefit in 2016. And look at the schedule…after Boise there are three reasonable games to get him some experience… Sac St, Utah St, Cal. -
Glad the numbers back it up Chest ...
I'd like to say that I did some major research to come to that conclusion but I didn't ...
The eye test led us all to know that Miles was a fucking disaster. The numbers you are showing backs that up big time. Sefo was much improved last year but he also probably was one of the worst 3-4 QBs in the conference last year. And when you think about it in those terms, that really paints how fucking terrible Miles was.
Throwing Browning in against Boise could be a bit of a challenge ... but it also provides the opportunity for Lindy to prove whether he has it or not. Win (or at minimum be competitive) against Boise and he lays claim to the job for a bit. Lose badly and you give a soft landing for Browning against Sac St leading into the conference season. -
Brad Kaaya's numbers as a true frosh at Miami are a better goal. His effeciency numbers I believe were top25 nationally, and his team wasn't complete shit like Goff, and he played a tuff schedule, and he didn't enroll until fall, and his mom is Felicia from Friday.
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I was going to give you a simple upvote for making a good point about Kaaya. But that terrific run-on sentence earned you an awesome. UCLA academis being put to good use. Good work, ballbag.BallSacked said:Brad Kaaya's numbers as a true frosh at Miami are a better goal. His effeciency numbers I believe were top25 nationally, and his team wasn't complete shit like Goff, and he played a tuff schedule, and he didn't enroll until fall, and his mom is Felicia from Friday.
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My thoughts exactly. Lindy gets Boise to prove he belongs. If he chokes there, take off that shirt Browning.Tequilla said:Glad the numbers back it up Chest ...
I'd like to say that I did some major research to come to that conclusion but I didn't ...
The eye test led us all to know that Miles was a fucking disaster. The numbers you are showing backs that up big time. Sefo was much improved last year but he also probably was one of the worst 3-4 QBs in the conference last year. And when you think about it in those terms, that really paints how fucking terrible Miles was.
Throwing Browning in against Boise could be a bit of a challenge ... but it also provides the opportunity for Lindy to prove whether he has it or not. Win (or at minimum be competitive) against Boise and he lays claim to the job for a bit. Lose badly and you give a soft landing for Browning against Sac St leading into the conference season. -
Cal went 1-11 in 2013. You throw a lot when you're getting your ass kicked every game.
Everyone agrees Goff made a quantum leap between his freshman and sophomore seasons. What's missing is the evidence that he wouldn't have been just as good coming off a redshirt season. Lots of QBs flourish as redshirt freshmen; Manziel, Mariota and Winston come to mind. There must be some reason why most QBs get redshirted.
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People also seem to forget that goff got hurt and needed shoulder surgery.
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There is. It's an upperclassman QB who is better.TTJ said:Cal went 1-11 in 2013. You throw a lot when you're getting your ass kicked every game.
Everyone agrees Goff made a quantum leap between his freshman and sophomore seasons. What's missing is the evidence that he wouldn't have been just as good coming off a redshirt season. Lots of QBs flourish as redshirt freshmen; Manziel, Mariota and Winston come to mind. There must be some reason why most QBs get redshirted.