Predict the Pac-12
1. Oregon - Fuck
2. Stanford - Not too high on them, but their players are tuff, roided out, and for the most part the complete opposite of UW's.
3. UW - Is Cal, WSU, and OSU really good enough to take a step forward? No, they all suck worse than we do, which is saying something.
4. WSU - Falk is probably better than Halliday. Will score some points, win a game or two they shouldn't, and clutch defeat from the jaws of victory on multiple occasions.
5. Cal - Any program that has lost 6 straight to UW is fucking trash until proven otherwise.
6. OSU - Andersen is better than Riley, but the talent seems to suck. Der Golve, any insight?
South
1. ASU - Bercovici is better than Kelly, team is talented, tuff to play in 200 degree weather in Tempe.
2. UCLA - Only thing preventing this team from finishing first is breaking in a new QB.
3. USC - Sark continue to blow out the shit tier teams and lose in ridiculously bad fashion to any team with a pulse. Could get fired after this season.
4. Arizona - How the fuck did UW lose that game last year? This team was lucky to win as many games as it did.
5. Utah - IDK anything about this team really. Whittingham seems to have gotten his act together a bit...they could finish as high as 2nd place in the South.
6. Colorado - lol
Title Game: UO destroys ASU on their way to losing a 3rd natty.
Comments
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1. Oregon - This division is a fucking dreckfest.
2. UW - WOOF!!!
3. Stanford - The decline continues.
4. Cal - Too high
5. Oregon St. - Gonna be good in a few years
6. WSU - Leach signs a lifetime contract
1. UCLA - Great season then choke in title game
2. Utah - Mighty motherfuckin fightin Utes
3. Arizona State - Blow a title game shot against Arizona
4. Arizona - Dick Rod Part Deux
5. USC - Sark fired in November or Haden is a fucking idiot. So he gets an extension after going 7-6 (4-5)
6. Colorado - We need relegation -
SIGN ME UP!PurpleJ said:1. Oregon - This division is a fucking dreckfest.
2. UW - WOOF!!!
3. Stanford - The decline continues.
4. Cal - Too high
5. Oregon St. - Gonna be good in a few years
6. WSU - Leach signs a lifetime contract
1. UCLA - Great season then choke in title game
2. Utah - Mighty motherfuckin fightin Utes
3. Arizona State - Blow a title game shot against Arizona
4. Arizona - Dick Rod Part Deux
5. USC - Sark fired in November or Haden is a fucking idiot. So he gets an extension after going 7-6 (4-5)
6. Colorado - We need relegation -
The season is over for everyone in the conference.
Oregon will win the league and play Michigan State in a Rose Bowl that no one will care about. -
North: Oregon. No one else matters.
South: dreckfest of talented but worthless teams and teams that will seem good for a while but aren't.
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North: Ore Stan Cal UW WSU OSU
South: UCLA ASU SC Az Utah Colorado
UCLA goes on to win a natty, as a result DDY gets so jealous that he gorges himself to death on Cake Batter Ice Cream and Chilli Cheese Fritos.
Cook it, and fuck off. -
I know you're being serious, but UCLA is never going to win a championship.BallSacked said:North: Ore Stan Cal UW WSU OSU
South: UCLA ASU SC Az Utah Colorado
UCLA goes on to win a natty, as a result DDY gets so jealous that he gorges himself to death on Cake Batter Ice Cream and Chilli Cheese Fritos.
Cook it, and fuck off.
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You mean like 1954PurpleJ said:
I know you're being serious, but UCLA is never going to win a championship.BallSacked said:North: Ore Stan Cal UW WSU OSU
South: UCLA ASU SC Az Utah Colorado
UCLA goes on to win a natty, as a result DDY gets so jealous that he gorges himself to death on Cake Batter Ice Cream and Chilli Cheese Fritos.
Cook it, and fuck off.
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@least Colorado won a natty once.
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UCLA in the South and Stanford in the North. Then again Yogi Roth also picked Stanford in the North so it'll probably be Oregon.
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No one is beating Oregon in the North.
The South will beat each other up like a big slap fight butt fuck.
Oregon might make the playoff and get curb stomped by who the fuck ever.
TLDR: Pac12 season is over. -
Oregon
Stanford
UW
Cal
OSU
Wazzu
UCLA
USC
Arizona
Utah
ASU
Colorado
Another boring year in the Pac-12. No one shows up in Santa Clara for the Conference Championship and the Pac-12 defaults and is sold to China. -
I totally support a #Pac12Defaultwhatshouldicareabout said:Oregon
Stanford
UW
Cal
OSU
Wazzu
UCLA
USC
Arizona
Utah
ASU
Colorado
Another boring year in the Pac-12. No one shows up in Santa Clara for the Conference Championship and the Pac-12 defaults and is sold to China. -
ASU in the south, Stanford in the north. Dreck abounds.
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I think the fans of those two teams will care a lot, like when the Huskies went to Rose Bowls and the fans cared.TierbsHsotBoobs said:The season is over for everyone in the conference.
Oregon will win the league and play Michigan State in a Rose Bowl that no one will care about. -
Look at this fag ($75k) implying that Duck fans matter.RaccoonHarry said:
I think the fans of those two teams will care a lot, like when the Huskies went to Rose Bowls and the fans cared.TierbsHsotBoobs said:The season is over for everyone in the conference.
Oregon will win the league and play Michigan State in a Rose Bowl that no one will care about. -
The season is over...for the entire pac-12.
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North
Oregon
Stanford
Cal
Uw
Oregon state
Wazzu
South
Arizona state
Ucla
Usc
Arizona
Utah
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NOC, but I used to get really in to preseason football mags, especially college ones from about 1992 through sometime between 2002 and 2004 I guess. It was almost always Street and Smiths. Now you can't even find those. You have to settle for SI (not bad, I read that one too) or buy douchebag ESPN, which thinks they're Maxim. The point is, I don't know much about returning starters (even for some Washington positions...I don't fucking memorize this stuff!).
So here goes an uneducated guess:
Norte
1. whOregon - The gradual Helfrich decline begins, but there's enough talent to win the North.
2. Stanfraud - I think they still have enough hogs to go 6-3 in conference or so. Plus they have Bernie Sanders Jr. and Ed McCaffery's kid. NFL sons are automatically great.
3. Warshington/Kal (tie) UW is not going 4-8 or 5-7. There's enough talent and coaching to beat that. If not, 2050 will be special.
5. Oregon St
6. Cougars
Sur
1. UCLA - I'm not a big Mora fan, but there are four teams capable of winning it, and one is coached by Sark, and Mora has better talent than the other two. Also, and this bored doesn't like to hear it, but USC's depth is still a liability.
2. ASU - Graham continues to piss off people on this bored. Harbaugh remains a cult hero.
3. USC - Sark and/or injuries derail the 11-1 season.
4. Arizona
5. Utah
6. Colorado - A once proud program flounders
UCLA upsets Oregon, but gets shut out of the playoff because Alabama, Auburn, and South Carolina make the playoff. South Carolina becomes the first and only 10-3 team to make it. ESPN and CBS praise all this and millions of drones accept it.
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North
1. Oregon - Hardy har har
2. Cal - Too damn high, but who cares
3. Stanford - Shaw will singlehandedly lose two conference games the Tree should win
4. UW - I can't in good conscience rate you any lower than this
(tie) 6. WSU - They suck.
(tie) 6. OSU - They suck.
South
1. ASU - Bercovici is a really good QB. Oregon rolls them in the CCG though .
2. UCLA - Only thing preventing this team from finishing first isbreaking in a new QBMora.
3. Arizona- RR is a good coach, and this team will be improved in many respects, but UCLA gets them this year
4. Utah- Will lose a couple of close games
5. USC - Hardy har har
6. Colorado - What's sad is I think their coach is pretty good, but the program is broken -
Overrating Bercovici, he's average. He's really good like Luke Falk is really good. Pile up stats while getting blown the fuck out. That's what happened against UCLA, then he had like 250 yards in the last 5 minutes in desperation time vs Sark's prevent defense, and he was shit vs Stanford.AZDuck said:North
1. Oregon - Hardy har har
2. Cal - Too damn high, but who cares
3. Stanford - Shaw will singlehandedly lose two conference games the Tree should win
4. UW - I can't in good conscience rate you any lower than this
(tie) 6. WSU - They suck.
(tie) 6. OSU - They suck.
South
1. ASU - Bercovici is a really good QB. Oregon rolls them in the CCG though .
2. UCLA - Only thing preventing this team from finishing first isbreaking in a new QBMora.
3. Arizona- RR is a good coach, and this team will be improved in many respects, but UCLA gets them this year
4. Utah- Will lose a couple of close games
5. USC - Hardy har har
6. Colorado - What's sad is I think their coach is pretty good, but the program is broken
Berco's also really going to miss Jalen Strong. WR is a problem spot for ASU. Of all the four south contenders, I think ASU has the lowest floor & ceiling. -
You might be right about Bercovici and Strong. I was really impressed by the kid in the games he played last season, though. And he throws a nice long ball.
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AZDuck said:
You might be right about Bercovici and Strong. I was really impressed by the kid in the games he played last season, though. And he throws a nice long ball.
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NOC game by game picks from your favorite Beaver fan are on their way; stayed tuned. DJ and I are hammering out some contract deets. Once the negotiations are complete, you'll be seeing my OSU pre-season game by game predictions on the front page. -
North:
1) Stanford (like the timing of their schedule, games against USC and UCLA, and getting Oregon at home)
2) Oregon (back to back weeks of Stanford and USC will be at least one loss + game @ ASU, QB concerns abound for this team)
3) Washington (more talent on this roster than being given credit for)
4) Cal (Goff + ???)
5) Oregon State (Anderson is a good coach - he'll get something out of that team)
6) Washington State (until I see anything from their defense that looks like defense, impossible to pick them higher)
South:
1) UCLA (best schedule in the South)
2) ASU
3) USC
4) Utah
5) Arizona
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I have all the screenshots I need.Tequilla said:
1) Stanford (like the timing of their schedule, games against USC and UCLA, and getting Oregon at home)
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BallSacked said:
In defense of Luke Falk, his sisters have spectacular racks.AZDuck said:North
Overrating Bercovici, he's average. He's really good like Luke Falk is really good. Pile up stats while getting blown the fuck out. .
Faces about a 7 but dem tittays. -
PAC Championship: Trojans over the D#cks
Norte:
1 Duck - How to beat the Ducks? Blast and injure their QB every fucking time he fakes to hand off the ball/doesn't hand off the ball to the RB. But classy teams don't do this.
2 Furd - Skill spots keep getting noticeably slower...
3 UW/Cal - UW beats Cal, Utah, OSU, and WSU = 4-5, butt plungered in the 5 PAC losses.
6 OSU/WSU - Coaching transition is going to be very ugly at OSU with that shitty talent base. Both OSU and WSU will have 0-3 wins.
1 USC - Sark gets In and Out to 12 victories with no wife and kids to distract him from pounding his new Lifestyles through the South.
2 Ari - How to bubble screen to 2nd place.
3 ASU- meh
4 UCLA - Mora's drama snags him a Midol sponorship offer.
5 Utah - Last year for Whittingham as his QB concusses through another season and dies in his farewell return game just back from concussion. I've read you get major brain damage each concussion after your 3rd concussion...Travis will try to be different tho.
6 Colorado - +1 for everyone else. -
I like UW in this year
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I know Ballsacked thinks the South is better than the North, but picking a winner from those teams is some tallest midget shit. Here's my power rankings.
1. Oregon
2. Stanford
3. Who gives a shit
12. Cal
