Name your most embarrasing doog moment (deserves it's own thread)
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I almost died of alcohol poisoning following the LSU game. Woke up in some bushes outside of a Santa Barbara bar. I remember a lesbian acoustic guitar singer (think True Detective) playing the saddest fucking music as I half-slept in the dirt. Truly the end of my doogery.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:I remember talking trash (behind a screen) to this moronic Duck fan after the 4-1 start in 2006. He was genuinely scared and defensive, and secretly I knew we would top out at 7-5 max without any major injuries. It was still fun for a few daze though.
I was genuinely happy with Sark from the 2009 USC game through about the halfway pt of 2010. I remember getting really pissed at being 3-6, but I still thought a change or even a warm seat at that point was premature. Owen12 still seemed like sort of an excuse, even though it should've been 4-8. I did critize him and this USC fag said we were lucky to have him...I'd love to hear his opinion now.
My point of no return was the 2012 LSU game. Obviously they had a talent edge and the SEC West could each beat the Jaguars, but 41-3 was totally unacceptable. They weren't even a top ten team IIRC. It just cemented the mental weakness Sark teams had. Then that fat pos Fetters had the audacity to defend that shit and punish the dissenting. So fuck him.
The 2012 AZ game and some booze sent me on some epic internet rants calling for his head. Then the booze plus the ASU gayme a year later had me calling for another Turk slaughter of annoying Caitlyn Jenner wed Armenians and fat half Armenians. -
Good list. You forgot this though.HeretoBeatmyChest said:How much time do we have?
2002- Before the season. I'll be going to college and we'll be good like the early 90s. We'll go to the next 2 Rose Bowls.
End 2002- We are on track now, we'll go to the Rose Bowl next season.
2003 after Ohio St- We can still win the league.
2003 after UCLA- I knew we were completely fucked then.
Late 2003- Maybe we could get Willingham. He won the league at Stanford and almost did again in 2001 and was coach of the year in 2002.
2004- Believed Kim & Fetters that Emmert would make Tedford an offer he couldnt refuse. Hated the Ty hire by that point.
2006- After being 4-1...We are coming back now!
2006- After Stanford, Fire Ty.
2007- 2-0 and up 7-3 vs Ohio St at halftime. Maybe we are coming back. We can be good again.
2008- When Ty wasnt fired I gave up football for a year bc I knew it would be a disaster season.
2009- Believed everyone who said Mora was in play.
2014- With Petersen we could go 11-2
I'm too tired to remember more.
Fuck.
http://hardcorehusky.com/forums/#/discussion/17090/study-suggests-oregon-is-doomed-for-a-downturn-with-helfrich -
Shit. I thought Willingham should get a fourth year. There is no worse crime.
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I fully believed John Cherberg would turn things around, but Howard Odell left the cupboard empty. He would have turned things around if not for that little scandal.
Jim Owens won with HIS players. -
Yeah, but since that article was posted, Helfrich has lost every game he's coached.AZDuck said:
Good list. You forgot this though.HeretoBeatmyChest said:How much time do we have?
2002- Before the season. I'll be going to college and we'll be good like the early 90s. We'll go to the next 2 Rose Bowls.
End 2002- We are on track now, we'll go to the Rose Bowl next season.
2003 after Ohio St- We can still win the league.
2003 after UCLA- I knew we were completely fucked then.
Late 2003- Maybe we could get Willingham. He won the league at Stanford and almost did again in 2001 and was coach of the year in 2002.
2004- Believed Kim & Fetters that Emmert would make Tedford an offer he couldnt refuse. Hated the Ty hire by that point.
2006- After being 4-1...We are coming back now!
2006- After Stanford, Fire Ty.
2007- 2-0 and up 7-3 vs Ohio St at halftime. Maybe we are coming back. We can be good again.
2008- When Ty wasnt fired I gave up football for a year bc I knew it would be a disaster season.
2009- Believed everyone who said Mora was in play.
2014- With Petersen we could go 11-2
I'm too tired to remember more.
Fuck.
http://hardcorehusky.com/forums/#/discussion/17090/study-suggests-oregon-is-doomed-for-a-downturn-with-helfrich
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I hate you.DeepSeaZ said:Shit. I thought Willingham should get a fourth year. There is no worse crime.
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Address, please?Quietcowskee said:I was so excited last season when Utah was about to score on the ducks to make it 21-0, but then...the camera cuts to uo scoring going the other way to make it 14-7. Game over.
My 20 year old step-son, a huge duck fan, was there with 2 of his duck friends. All my hopes, and doogly hopes at that, were dashed in an instant by the yoot player yooting it at the goal line.
Coincidentally, this step-son was born right around the time of the Wheaton pick, so he's lived an entire life of UW being the little brother. Fuckin fuck.
I will allow you to exit with one, and only one, other member (hopefully one of your 2 Dads), as I pull up in a tanker during a quook game next year.
It's our version of help.
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Same, only I fell for it the second time too.whlinder said:I thought Mora was coming
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Three times for me.MrsPetersen said:
Same, only I fell for it the second time too.whlinder said:I thought Mora was coming
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If you weren't on the Mora bandwagon in June 2003, you aren't a REAL Doog for Mora.dnc said:
Three times for me.MrsPetersen said:
Same, only I fell for it the second time too.whlinder said:I thought Mora was coming
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08
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FMFYFE
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But he had a CONTRACT!!!TierbsHsotBoobs said:
If you weren't on the Mora bandwagon in June 2003, you aren't a REAL Doog for Mora.dnc said:
Three times for me.MrsPetersen said:
Same, only I fell for it the second time too.whlinder said:I thought Mora was coming
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Stealing Carl Bonnell from the cuogs is spectacular
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CaptainPJ said:
Address, please?Quietcowskee said:I was so excited last season when Utah was about to score on the ducks to make it 21-0, but then...the camera cuts to uo scoring going the other way to make it 14-7. Game over.
My 20 year old step-son, a huge duck fan, was there with 2 of his duck friends. All my hopes, and doogly hopes at that, were dashed in an instant by the yoot player yooting it at the goal line.
Coincidentally, this step-son was born right around the time of the Wheaton pick, so he's lived an entire life of UW being the little brother. Fuckin fuck.
I will allow you to exit with one, and only one, other member (hopefully one of your 2 Dads), as I pull up in a tanker during a quook game next year.
It's our version of help.
your welcome</blockquote
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I didn't read the entire thread. But I know a lot of you bought into the "I heard from a
dudehot intern I wish I was banging at Oregon, that sanctions are coming down any time now. Hearing bowl ban and scholarship limits".
I know in the beginning a lot of you were dooging that up. -
I had one of those "6 Wins" pins that somebody from DM made.
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I thought TW was going to be great because he took Stanford to the Rose Bowl.
To be fair I was a stupid ass quarter brain fuck then. -
Forgot about this; I once called Tim Tebow the 'east coast Jack lockner "
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I got that one right.AZDuck said:
Good list. You forgot this though.HeretoBeatmyChest said:How much time do we have?
2002- Before the season. I'll be going to college and we'll be good like the early 90s. We'll go to the next 2 Rose Bowls.
End 2002- We are on track now, we'll go to the Rose Bowl next season.
2003 after Ohio St- We can still win the league.
2003 after UCLA- I knew we were completely fucked then.
Late 2003- Maybe we could get Willingham. He won the league at Stanford and almost did again in 2001 and was coach of the year in 2002.
2004- Believed Kim & Fetters that Emmert would make Tedford an offer he couldnt refuse. Hated the Ty hire by that point.
2006- After being 4-1...We are coming back now!
2006- After Stanford, Fire Ty.
2007- 2-0 and up 7-3 vs Ohio St at halftime. Maybe we are coming back. We can be good again.
2008- When Ty wasnt fired I gave up football for a year bc I knew it would be a disaster season.
2009- Believed everyone who said Mora was in play.
2014- With Petersen we could go 11-2
I'm too tired to remember more.
Fuck.
http://hardcorehusky.com/forums/#/discussion/17090/study-suggests-oregon-is-doomed-for-a-downturn-with-helfrich
Broken clock mother fucker! -
Lockner's first game ... followed by a win over BSU
Thinking Mora would replace Sark
Currently dooging over Peterman ...
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I attended the UCLA game last year, thinking we had a chance.
My 5'3" 105 pound Asian GF that I took with me kept saying "our QB sucks... even I could do better than that". -
Pics or it's a dude.Thump said:I attended the UCLA game last year, thinking we had a chance.
My 5'3" 105 pound Asian GF that I took with me kept saying "our QB sucks... even I could do better than that". -
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Jake Z ?Doogles said:
I almost died of alcohol poisoning following the LSU game. Woke up in some bushes outside of a Santa Barbara bar. I remember a lesbian acoustic guitar singer (think True Detective) playing the saddest fucking music as I half-slept in the dirt. Truly the end of my doogery.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:I remember talking trash (behind a screen) to this moronic Duck fan after the 4-1 start in 2006. He was genuinely scared and defensive, and secretly I knew we would top out at 7-5 max without any major injuries. It was still fun for a few daze though.
I was genuinely happy with Sark from the 2009 USC game through about the halfway pt of 2010. I remember getting really pissed at being 3-6, but I still thought a change or even a warm seat at that point was premature. Owen12 still seemed like sort of an excuse, even though it should've been 4-8. I did critize him and this USC fag said we were lucky to have him...I'd love to hear his opinion now.
My point of no return was the 2012 LSU game. Obviously they had a talent edge and the SEC West could each beat the Jaguars, but 41-3 was totally unacceptable. They weren't even a top ten team IIRC. It just cemented the mental weakness Sark teams had. Then that fat pos Fetters had the audacity to defend that shit and punish the dissenting. So fuck him.
The 2012 AZ game and some booze sent me on some epic internet rants calling for his head. Then the booze plus the ASU gayme a year later had me calling for another Turk slaughter of annoying Caitlyn Jenner wed Armenians and fat half Armenians. -
You mean like that high school girl in Napa that you claimed was your Iraqi war vet brother?Doogles said:
Pics or it's a dude.Thump said:I attended the UCLA game last year, thinking we had a chance.
My 5'3" 105 pound Asian GF that I took with me kept saying "our QB sucks... even I could do better than that".
http://hardcorehusky.com/forums#/discussion/21301/satanic-monument-unveiled-in-detroit -
Sounds like he has transgenderism in his family.Baphomet said:
You mean like that high school girl in Napa that you claimed was your Iraqi war vet brother?Doogles said:
Pics or it's a dude.Thump said:I attended the UCLA game last year, thinking we had a chance.
My 5'3" 105 pound Asian GF that I took with me kept saying "our QB sucks... even I could do better than that".
http://hardcorehusky.com/forums#/discussion/21301/satanic-monument-unveiled-in-detroit -
At the UCLA thursday night blackout game, I bought one of those Black "Sark says blackout" tshirts and wore it into the game. And I was pretty much blacked out.
Im such a worthless faggot. -
BayDawg said:
At the UCLA thursday night blackout game, I bought one of those Black "Sark says blackout" tshirts and wore it into the game. And I was pretty much blacked out.
Im such a worthless faggot.
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I wasted time arguing with multiple versions of BallzDeepFS
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Yeah that’s pretty baddnc said:I wasted time arguing with multiple versions of BallzDeepFS
